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Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan (2024)
Sometimes the memes are too powerful.
Absurdist comedy about the Deer and her friends in a school, it's just an absurdist comedy that made me laugh once in a while, but the biggest problem is most of the show is just kind of okay. Not terrible, not laughing, just there.
The English dub is surprisingly good and they are pronouncing in funny over the top way, in The Screams are amazing, but it's just the random kind of humour that I cannot get behind most of time once in a while I laugh, most of the time not.
The biggest problem with an absurdist comedy, is after a while it stopped being absurd and just became normal, predictable so after watching 8 episodes. I begin to space out looking at the screen.
I watch it because of the memes on YouTube, and I think will remember that long after the last episode have lift my brain.
Fire Emblem: Fates (2015)
strongest gameplay, weakest story
This is one of the best Fire Emblem gameplays, I have seen it, Just helps so much the pair op system, that doesn't feel too overpowered like in awakening, the dual strikes you can get but the enemy can also do, I just think the gameplay is phenomenal, just sadly the story that is attach, is loopwarm and irritating.
My problem with the story is most of all, just feels like searching for people or things, nothing really happened to the character to make character grow, the main character being the perfect person who Trust everybody and the moment he doesn't trust anybody, people are that is not like you. I'm just like this is so boring, every time the main character has an opportunity, to get blood on their hands, It taking away agency, somebody else does the hard and bloody job so the main character can stay clean.
And the tragic deaths are just so irritating because I know there is a DLC where everybody lives happily ever after.
But the gameplay is solid. Birthright There are a bit too many open field maps where it's just enemies, but there are a lot more maps that have things going forward, I think the game is fun creative classes, characters are a bit too quirky, but still cool designs and interesting, I would think it's an absolute master degree in tactical gameplay.
But sadly it's not this fate game I returned to, if I want to play the really good one with the better Maps, then it is conquest you have to go for.
Birthright has the most open gameplay, but is a bit stale after a while. Conquest have the more interesting map but the story made me want to die. Revelation is a weird darling, I don't know how to feel about but at least it has a fun stupid story.
Ging chaat goo si (1985)
Sometimes awesome stunts are enough
Jackie Chan is one goofy dud, the action and stunts are out of this world, I am kind of amazed any of these people survived and one of the scenes almost killed Jackie Chan, so yeah one hell of a movie.
The movie is worth watching for the action scenes and stunts, but sadly the acting and story is lacking.
It's hard to give a damn about the story, It's just there for a setup. Romance is flat on its face and many of the story points feels so dry, the kidnapping scene is so annoying to think about, it just feel like they needed a reason for the movie to be extended, but god damn when it is doing what's its good at, action it is hard to look away, It so amazing.
The cars moving down the mountain, Jackie Chan skating down iron bar, that almost burnt his hand to a crisp, the many drawing stunts of people getting thrown out of buildings, cars stopping right before a person. I want to watch this movie again because of that, but I'm most of all, just gonn skip all the human talking scenes.
Orcs Must Die! (2011)
SO many ways to kill oak
How many ways to kill an oak?
I have played number two and three and wanted to play the first one, it was not a disappointment. It is still fun and challenging even if I really missed the extra trapped for the next games.
I kind of feel like this game is all about finding your own particular niche, for how you want to destroy the orcs for me, It was slow trap and the thing that punches the Orcs down from the ceiling.
The final map is one of the best of the orcs must die franchise, even if most of the maps are kind of basic, I enjoyed them well enough, my biggest problem with the game is there's no co-op, so sadly I could not bully my friend into playing it with me.
Would recommend, even if the music gets repetitive and the voices are hard to hear.
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
You look like fat Cupid
Watching Jacob's Ladder is a psychological insight that I had not had in a while and I feel exhausted and like I have no energy in my body left, but is in a completely positive way this was an awesome horror movie and lift me speechless at time.
A journey into a man's Life full of unexpected turns and weird happenings, it is a fully made story that left me at the age of my seat and the character acting on everybody felt natural and really fleshed out. So it didn't feel a robotic or under mind the story.
I think the movie comes together brilliantly the cinematography has some good contrast with the dark, and showed some really creepy and beautiful angles, the special effects made me undcandy, human body speeded up was horrifying.
The mystery that kept on going, was believable even in how unbelievable it was.
Seeing the world through the eyes, of a man that has something wrong in him, from home and from the war, seeing him trying to put it all together, but just can't.
An awesome film, and can now see where Silent Hill got its inspiration from.
Biohazard 4 (2005)
Resident Evil but in Spain!!!
An action shooter for the ages, where there's nothing more satisfying, than shooting a monk in the leg and then making a German suplex.
Game has so many good ideas, the money you can use to upgrade your weapons, the many different kinds, that some have damaged, some shooting through enemy, some critical hit to the headshot, It's just well designed weapon system, and enemies reacting to every bullet shot feel satisfying, has good feedback.
The character models look so good still today and shows the personality and the Charm. The environments are very grey and brown, but cheesy voice acting, like they know what they are doing ,adds a lot of fun .
The story really feels like a throwback, you are Man Searching for the president's daughter and a lot of bad guys and Spanish people are in the way, now do something agent Kennedy.
The campaign is long with a lot of weapons, and so many different set pieces that comes to gather, it is a phenomenal pacing game. It helps a lot with making it fun on replete playthroughs, I think I've played this game all together 200 hours.
Unforgettable fun game and an all-time favorite.
False Face (1977)
a southern gothic nightmare but little boring
A southern gothic nightmare but little boring
But it is not the movies fault I heard a different plot and imagine that it would go a certain way and then when I watched the movie I was disappointed because of it, but it's my fault for miss hearing.
But the story about an, over controlling father and his obsession is not bad at all, I think the story is solid, I think the actors does a really fine job and the dad is especially creepy.
My biggest problem with the movie is it's not that imaginative in the cinematography and all the parts of a movie I usually enjoy in horror films, I think the stories intriguing ,what I just wish there were more.
The Salvation (2014)
Danish Veteran Cowboy Story
Good western, now with a Danish protagonist, it's a good experience and I would recommend it, but there is sadly not anything new to this story.
I have two problems with the movie, the first one is that the villains are cartoonistly evil, Almost feels like they are not part of the same world as the other characters, But they do a very good job of being cartoonistly bad guys, You have no sympathy for.
My second problem with the movie, the technical part, I certainly saw some weird green scream effects, and some of the chase scenes on horses, are really looking like they used a color grade filter in the day, to made it look like it was evening, it looked very bad.
The actors did a good job and the houses and clothing certainly had the cowboy vibe to it, The Danish immigrant perspective was a really nice touch, and I think the movies action scenes were well done.
And the movie certainly didn't waste time, perfect length for this story and I was not bored at all while watching the movies.
Not a bad movie for cowboys night.
Suspiria (1977)
Colourful Nightmare
A beautiful movie that gave me snow blindness.
The movie has a fairytale feeling, music really is a selling point the cinematography is also selling this movie. It's almost a musical with how much the music has influenced on the movie.
It is a wonder to look at and listen to but the characters feel flat and the dialogue scenes are lulling me to sleep, I don't think it's the actors fault, The dialogue just doesn't have much to give, the movie gave up at one point, just makes professor tell you what is happening,
But the colours the cinematography, just the music that is whispering in your ear. Movie has an amazing start and an amazing ending but the middle is a slog to get through because the dialogue is just not that good.
And the music to the movie was made by goblin, and I love it it has such an atmosphere and is just overwhelming in its design, if you remove the soundtrack you would remove half of the movie it is so integral to it, So if you don't like the soundtrack, then is gonna be torture.
TimeSplitters 2 (2002)
No Longer A Beta
This game is a freaking improvement on TimsSpittrers 1, I think it has some amazing levels in the first half, that I want to replay again and again.
I sadly think that level 1 to 5 is amazing and fun, level 6 to 10 horrible to play, and the worst part of the combat design, is people peaking behind corners that cannot be hit stun, like people that are just standing.
But the game looks so good today still, every level feels like a little short film in its only little world helps a lot, I think it's an awesome great game have been put together, I just don't think the last five levels are fun to play.
I really like normal difficulty, hard mode I kind of like I just wish there were a little more health items because I feel so stuffed and I have to use quick save to get through it.
I really like normal difficulty ,I kind of like hard mode, but it feels like it's a bit overly punishing, making the levels larger and removing health items at the same time. I just wish they had the same health items is on normal, because of hard new length.
But god damn Siberia level, Chicago levels are some of the best, I have paly in games, I really enjoyed those two so, I will return to this game just to play them again.
Blackhat (2015)
How could Michael man do this?
It's not a terrible movie, I kind of wish it was a terrible movie then I could laugh at it, but instead it is boring and stale, all of the things I expect from the director his beautiful cinematography, his wet roads, he's filmed that is drenched in atmosphere, It's nowhere to be seen.
I don't know why they use so much shaky cam it is so jarring, It is not like we needed to feel like it's a handheld experience, or we are in the combat zones of War, it Just becomes distracting when the camera is popping up and down all the time.
It does have some stylish lighting but it really needed some more, in all the other parts. The characters are having to hold the story op, and they are just dead to me, feel like hollow cardboard, doesn't feel like there's a character inside.
The hardest part of the movie is, there is not really any characters that makes the plot interesting, that makes me want to get invested because of the character's lack of charisma, All of the plot points just feels flat.
It's just not an interesting thriller action movie, It's just not, just watch anything else.
TimeSplitters (2000)
First step for Free Radical Design
It's a childhood memory, Childhood game I have so many memories of beating my brothers in this, and det they beating my ass in it. Running at the speed of sound picking up weapons and just having a hell of a time, and with no crosshair. It was just about pointing a mig brother and see if i hit.
Has nice music to it, that sound of a man beating off his sound library and it just works.
The story mode is fine. It will take about an hour and way more if you want to do it on hard. I would not recommend it.
And the levels has spoof like quality to them like they are whipping off old movies and having fun of them.
But the moment I found out that it took them nine months to create this game, it made a lot of sense, This was made to be put on the shelves for the PS2 launch, and it's certainly does IT job but it is a take demo and his heart, Just a step stone to greatness.
A wood recommend it if you're interested in free radical designs game histories, because in it own just mostly a curiosity.
Onimusha (2001)
Oni got my arm.
This is a swan song for pre rendered backgrounds and for the old way, capcom video game design from the PS1 days.
Has that PS1 voice acting, say I love and they are pronouncing so many Japanese words wrong. It's so cute, I cannot describe it, the voice acting of this era is a treat.
The combat works so well, It is simple a attack a block and instant Perry if you're attack right time, but it works so well and the boss fights are designed so you can defeat it with almost no Resources, It is an intelligently design combat system, with almost all the bosses being fun to fight.
The story is cheese but the music helps it along so well. If it's the original score or remake, doesn't matter it works to make this simple story feel emotionally and epicness.
One big giant mistake that I would say at least take it down a few points for me, that is you cannot skip the cutscene, You can only do that in the Xbox version for the original Xbox
But beside that point, is going to speed runners to the pit of Madness I would recommend it 100%, It is an amazing game and amazing early ps2 game.
Under the Skin (2013)
Be absorbed into the Black Sea
What a beautiful movie with special effects that still looks out of this world, but the only thing lagging is the second half.
The movies is shot really well, it feels like hidden camera and it feels so natural the way that people talk to each other. It has some truly horrifying scene. I'm thinking about a boy on the beach.
And the way the movie tells you nothing, only seeing it from Scarlett johansson's perspective and her partner in crime, It is such a mystery. I don't think it pays of entirely but I really respected.
It is a movie that I want to enjoy more but the other half of the movie really is more about Scarlett johansson's character, and I don't find it as interested as what she was doing in the first half.
What absolutely still recommended stunning effects and beautiful cinematography.
Ico (2001)
Boy and a girl holding hands
Ico is one of those games, that's gonna stay in my heart for the rest of my life, I enjoy the art design the beautiful sounds of the world, and only in specific moments we get beautiful music.
All the details in this game come together, I respect and find unique when holding the controller while holding the girl, you can feel the controllers vibration that feels like Holding her hand. The boy feeling so flimsy that a little push of the Stick could send him off a cliff.
I remember One review, where they said a line that I would absolutely agree with.. I have played a hundred games about saving the world and only one about holding hands with a girl.
The last scene of the game actually made me cry, I did not expect it. For the first time in a long time, I played the game without anything in the background and because of it, I was left to feel and wonder of this Castle wondering what the purpose, and what has happened in the ages. I got so immersed in the story that I actually teared up at the ending.
When playing this game it feels like I can see the DNA of so many of games today. I understand why so many game designers have the game in so high renown, it feels so essential, It feels like a person's perspective have been realized in this simple story, that is just worked out so well.
If I talk about what you do in the game, it's mostly jumping on things pushing boxes and climbing chains and holding hands it is very simple in game design, but it is so fulfilling still.
One of my favourite games of all time would absolutely recommend.
The VVitch: A New-England Folktale (2015)
Metaphors are for cowards
A literal interpretation of a fairy tale was a lot to swallow in the beginning. I was way too much in the metaphor land of oh, what is this symbolizing? Oh, it's this really what is happening or is this a metaphor for something else, but sometimes metaphors are cowards and we just need a take the story literally.
The movie is really told well, small cast of characters really works of each other well, Slow degradation of the family and the way that the characters believes, are shaken its just really emotional and personal well done.
The mystery Horror of it all really helps. The Pride of the father figure and the mother's despair and the children not knowing what to do, other than going at each other throats just really well done.
The Old dialect and the set design works so well, it really fills like I was in the time period of the movie.
Is a Fantastic original take on, old fairy tales and I would recommend it.
Hibike! Euphonium (2015)
The Sounds Of Youth
I did not expect this show to go as hard into middle drama as it did, but it is so well done and the character development is slow and steady that I think it's a phenomenal show even if I think it only really pays off in the third season.
I will say that the show is a bit of a lesbian bait. I mean the way the girls talk to each other and actually go out, I think this is very gay, but they never growed over the line sadly.
Show looks beautiful, they have putten so much care, attention into it and that drama hits every time it actually makes me care about high school music clubs drama and I did not expect that.
There is such a warm to the show, the character design that has so much personality in it and when they were casual clothes, you can really see who they are. Animation on the people's faces are out of this world in how emotional it is.
And just to see the last season, is one of the best, I have seen of this kind of story. Has a part of that, I did not expect and is still shocked and enjoyed by I would absolutely recommend this series to anyone who is a little bit curious.
Silent Hill: The Short Message (2024)
Take more meds
Kind of hard to evaluate this game. I mean it's not really that hard the story, I think is fine. But this f** gameplay is tedious junk and the last part was the worst part of the game.
It is free so I can't be too upset about this game, but the gameplay Lift Me Hanging it's mostly story and text and then once in a while. There is a chasing and the chasing feels more like puzzles because it's very predictable, it will do the same thing every time in the chasing.
But the last one is a nightmare because have to find pictures in the map with no directions, a monster is chasing after me and after a few tries. I was so done, I had to watch the ending on YouTube because I didn't want to play this tedious god damn gameplay anymore.
The game looks very nice and has some detailed artwork, I think looked really pretty.
The story did press me in the later half, in the beginning I was laughing at the scream, Just like oh, this is so teenaged angst and sad, oh my god, It's so funny, but it actually grabbed my attention it was, oh my god this actually pretty good in the last half. I didn't expect it to go in the dark directs, I would recommend it even if it left me kind of laughing at the teenage drama in the beginning.
PS but the last level is garbage, so just watch on YouTube.
Later Alligator (2019)
Cute gator game
Adventure about a little gator who have anxiety, trying to find out who's trying to kill him. Just a good little mystery with some very nice mini games.
The mini games were surprising, they were not that hard, but still a bit challenging and a variety of them really helped. I think my favorite is ghost phone, god damn that I I didn't expect.
And it looks so nice. I have not seen this art style before but it has that really cute a cheek quality to it, and it looks like the character lines are trying to pop off, just a really cool design.
It is a cute little puzzle game nothing more and nothing less.
Jung on zo (1993)
the darkest Cup Jackie Chan film
I did not expect this movie to go so hard, the electric guitar soundtrack certainly helped with the feeling, but god damn the action and feeling goes together.
The movie has some of the fastest pacing I've seen in an action movie, It doesn't want to lit up and had some quiet moments, it just keeps on going so much that in the beginning because I have not drinking enough water, I was getting a headache for the camera constantly moving and looking at the subtitles.
And the plot is so well done, I did not expect it to be so entertaining and just characters were on point, I really enjoyed the fat man.
But it really helps and Jackie Chan play it very straight and very good in movie, the action scenes are so good, have some gruesome stunt and fight to them. I would absolutely recommend.
Alien (1979)
Now I know, where they took inspiration from.
Slow Beginnings where we get to learn the characters, then when s*** hits the deck it gets out of control. I really enjoyed my time with this movie the first half an hour was fine, but got them when it got going I could not look away.
The lighting looked amazing how it keeps having those bright shines and complete Darkness at the same time, so you can see what was happening but dark holes in the screen at the same time very much good.
Special effect and set designs also helped, it looks like something out of this world, That's Star Wars happened two years before it's hard to believe when looking at this movie.
I have seen so many games and movies that is in some way inspired by this movie, but I still got hooked in. The acting feels so natural with the feeling of these ideas Space Truckers, the people are talking over each other like normal people but you can still understand it because the audio design is so good.
Would absolutely recommend and the 4K Blu-ray is amazing to look at.
Caligola (1979)
I Regret Nothing!!!
I Regret Nothing!!!
Do you know that kind of movie, that is completely insane in one second, showing the most horrific and gruesome s***, but in the next moment is just completely boring.
Malcolm mcdowell is completely selling that movie, performance as An insane manchild who will kill anything for entertainment is marvelous, if not for him It would have been a completely boring movie.
I can really see this was made in 70s because god damn it every woman has a bush and every person has hair down there.
It doesn't feel sexy at all, maybe it is just because it's not shown in a romantic or especially erotic way.
The movie is a spectacled in all of the worst part of humanity, it's hard to look away, Maybe it's not fun to watch, hell It was entertainment I do not regret my decision even if I kind of feel it's too long and I cannot if you're not An insane person like me.
Condemned 2: Bloodshot (2008)
What did they do to my boy?
Why does it feel so awful to play, the first one was a nice, simplicity combat design, there was a block button and attack button, now I have to use both shoulder buttons to attack and press together to block and Perry, it feels way to flimsy, doesn't have the Power feeling I want.
And the game is so dark, It's hard to see anything, it has the perfect gross feeling, but I cannot see anything, the fov is low, every time I get hit I can't see anything, I feel like I get hit not because I can't attack but because I cannot see anything.
When mystery gets lifted and every question gets answered, but in a silly way, it take the horror out of it, It's more feels like hobos fighting hobos in this one.
As a game I just don't think it comes together. It has one amazing Bear level, it has combat that is fine, but doesn't compare to the original and it puts way too many guns in the game, I think it's a horrible game to play.
Luigi's Mansion 3 (2019)
Me and my blob
Started out really good, the animation on Luigi face is really well made, the horror terrifying this is perfect,
The puzzle solving with the goo is really well done, I thought that it added a really good ankle to it, that I have not seen before in other games.
But I think the game's biggest problem is, that it's kind of boring to check every room for coins and ghosts, the difficulty is kind of of the low side, so I just begin to zoon out and listening to podcasts, So it does have a repeated streak to it if you're interested.
I don't think it's bad. It has a lot of charm to it, but for me it was boring, which is sad it just a personal thing.
Cuphead: The Delicious Last Course (2022)
The last cherry on top is not bad.
The bosses are just on the next level. They are throwing everything at you. They know if you have gone to this DLC, you have completed the main game, so they know you are willing to go through some bullet hell, have to stare at the screen in a zin like State to complete it.
And it is very fun. Me and my friend had a wonderful time even if the cow level was the only one that almost broke us, once we beat it It was like all the levels were easy and took like six tries, but that one cow level destroyed us.
But it looks amazing and the last boss is a candy for the animation eye, I cannot describe how distracting his fluid animation is.
My favourite part of this DLC, I get to play as Grail of woman,I really enjoy playing as her it's so fun in the all main game it is what I enjoyed most about the DLC.
Last cherry on top is not bad.