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Welcome to Marwen (2018)
BORING
No one is going to take their family to see a movie about a weirdo crossdresser who likes to play with dolls. Bored, left the theater with everyone else in 20 minutes. Kids traumatized by a fetish that no one considers normal.
21 Sarfarosh - Saragarhi 1897 (2018)
Excellent
Great true story of the Heroic stand of the 21 Sikhs at Saragarhi in 1897. Scenery is beautiful and the story is well done.
Brave men facing invading Afghans. Should be shown in school.
Overlord (2018)
OVER SILLY
A black 101st DDAY Paratrooper is an insult to the real 101st Airborne. Worthless flop. And they wonder why they flop with nonsense like this. Band of Brothers is better than silly inaccurate historical zombie sillyness. AVOID!
Legends of the Fall (1994)
Very Corny
Hmm, corny acting at it's finest.
Okay World War One and long hair, in a gas environment. Ah no. Armies run on discipline. It would never be tolerated.
A women in 1910s acting like a loose woman. Ah no, it wouldn't be tolerated. A British Corp was never cut off at Armentieres during the Race to the Sea 1914.
All this movie has is scenery. Flat, boring and wooden acting. Zwicks Glory was acting.
Dunkirk (2017)
Brilliant
Having grown up with a World War Two veteran father I learned about Dunkirk in 1970. While growing up I saw prior films, one black and white, the other in color. Read countless books on Dunkirk. And what amazed me is know one, except those who take in interest in World War Two, remembered it.
But now it's on everyone's mind. The movie has breathed new life into the heroic evacuation. But wars are not one by evacuation.
Having visited Dunkirk and Dover Castle, the headquarters of evacuation, it nice to see it film on location.
Brothers in Arms (2018)
So what is it, 20 yrs?
As a cop for over 20 years, how are they both military and law enforcement experts exactly, with a combined 20 years of law enforcement and military experience? As a veteran too I don't get it.
And corrections offices aren't cops.
I'm bored already. A cannon with a silencer, why? A Tommy gun abused. A BMP Czech Variant is not a tank. It's an Infantry Fighting Vehicle.
Arjun: The Warrior Prince (2012)
It's okay
It's okay. Typical Disney style animation. Familiar with story, just an other pagan myth that never happened, like Hercules. Not really for kid's.
Avatar (2009)
Avatarded
Race traitor Jake Sully betrys humanity for what. Oh for nothing. Biring overrated cgi .i think now people realize this movie is so overrated hoolywood tripe.
The Windsors (2016)
Horribly not funny
Saw this on Netflix. After watching it with my son, we came to thr realization that this is not funny. It's just stupid. Bad jokes, horrible acting and boring. Avoid at all cost so you don't lose minutes of your life on this junk.
The Men Who Built America: Frontiersmen (2018)
What a waste
Yes it could of been better. The flaw is the horrible sets and lack of color. I love to read about the frontier, and I know that the Shawnee and other tribes didn't run around in dirty drab rags as depicted. The British in 1812 are shown wearing outdated 1776 uniforms just like the Americans. The 1990s Heroes of The Old Northwest got it right. The production on this shows how cheap it was done. Obviously no time and effort wad spent on this. The baatle scene are a joke. The surrender if Fort Detroit was so hilarious. A garrison of 4 surrendering to Tecumseh. The fort actually surrendered to British General Issac Brock not to Tecumseh alone.
The Battle of Chalamette ir New Orleans is hilarious too. A platoon of brits dressed in 1777 uniforms attacking 1776 looking militia. Where is the 7th Inf? Or the cottonbales? Awful.Anthony Quinn did a better job in the "The Buccaneer," depicting the battle. Read a book and stay away from garbage like this.
The Alamo scenes are horrible. A simple 2x4 holding the gate closed is easily opened by pushing and breaking the 2x4.
Another laughing moment is the Treaty of Ghent city scene. I mean are people that make this junk clueless. It look like a scene from Sherlock Holmes 1881 London. Nothing is 1814. Bowler hats Victorian suits and dresses.
And omit the fact that Santa Anna was facing revolts in Mexuco and Texas because he tore up the Constitution of 1824 and made himself dictator. Another fact slave owners took their slaves into Mexico illegally.
If Leonardo DiCaprio produced this did he actually spend his own money on this lousy tv show. He could if paid me and gotten a more clourful production with accurate costumes and history. Instead all we got was garbage.
Troy: The Odyssey (2017)
Absolute garbage
I laughed so hard at the cheap costumes that look like they came out of a goodwill store. Bad acting and asphalt road in ancient Anatolia. Lol.
This isn't a movie but a disgrace to Homer's epic poem.
And any 10 rating is a fake silly review.
Fantastic Four (2015)
Just say it the black guy killed this movie
Horrible. I started watching it and I was bored from the start. I prefer the previous Fantastic Four movies, where they don't put a black actor as Sue Storms brother.
Face it the use of black actors in roles where they are not supposed to be is starting to backfire.
The latest a black St. Peter in Mary Magdalene. Face it Peter was a Jew, and Jews are not brown but white. There is no brown race.
Miles teller is not a good actor. In fact he is boring. Next time like Christopher Nolan reboot the Fantastic Four and get the Storms to be the same race.
Battle of the Bulge (1965)
Any review that is good is by someone who has no clue about the Military.
What can one say about a movie that even Gen. Omar Bradley refused to endorse. Simply awful.
Any student of history will see how awful this movie is. First the tanks. Okay so there were no King Tigers, except for 3, left in the world. So you had to borrow M47 Pattons from Spain. The M24s used as Sherman okay guess they were to lazy to locate some. The Battle at the beginning in the forest, snow? There was none during the start of the attack. The Battle for the town. Using tanks to shell the town. That was dumb. Where is the German Artillery. They amassed large amounts for the attack. Germans would not waste time in attacking a town that tanks should bypass and leave to the follow up infantry. The final battle in the desert, yes desert, was so pathetic. By the time the Germans had reached the Meuse area the weather was horrible. Cold and snow, plus fog had descended on the battle.
The tank column led by Col. Hessler was supposed to either represent the column led by Col. Peiper, SS, or the 2nd Panzer that was stopped at Celles by the US 2nd Armored.
One part that bugged me was the Corp Commander, Robert Ryan asking for 155mm guns. Every US Infantry Division had a battalion of 155s. A US Corp would have several independent artillery battalions as well. Well for the most part I can watch this movie with the bad over the top acting. And the British Eighth Army was in Italy not north of the 1st US Army in Belgium. That was the 2nd Army UK.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
What a waste of an historical event
When I asked a friend of mine about this movie, he told me "don't go see it." "Its a lousy love story with the attack on Pearl Harbor thrown in."
But I saw it anyway. What a disappointment. I love history, especially World War Two. I collect original period items and even have a helmet worn by a Marine on Dec. 7th, 1941 at Ewa Field.
But this movie is so hokey. How does the Army Air Corp. allow a stuttering pilot to stay in. They character of Lt. Red Winkle is annoying. He can't even say the yell out the Japanese are attacking without stuttering horrible. That would cost lives in a war.
Alex Baldwin, that America hater and veteran hater, as Jimmy Doolittle. I grew up admiring Doolittle and even met him as a teen. But Baldwin is a complete disgrace in uniform.
The attack on Tokyo was inaccurate. The bombers flew in one at a time as they were spread out by hundreds of miles. A better movie is "Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo."
And how does a dead American make it back from China in a pine box. The Tokyo Raiders spent weeks trying to get back from China, with the Chinese help.
And finally the P-40 our heroes fly during the attack on Pearl Harbor could never turn with a Zero. The P-40 could outrun the Zero but never out turn it.
I was frankly bored with the movie. Adding the token black character of Dorey Miller was useless. What was the point. None.
Years of Living Dangerously (2014)
Awful
Science is never settled. That is what Neil deGrasse Tyson says. Further he states that anyone saying "science is settled is lying and not furthering what real science is.
Recently in Sept.02 2016 31000 Scientist, including 9029 Phd's signed a letter stating that carbon has no effect at all on the climate. Nasa has confirmed this data. The models are wrong. They say it is the current ending solar cycle. Now we are in a cooling phase.
This show is utter nonsense. Tax people to use gas. Hell one lady who lives next to me can't afford the price right now. This show is pure propaganda and does not use real science but utter nonsense from simpleton actors and participants. The truth is not shown but only one side that is not rooted in real science. This is the type of propaganda that the nazi's used. Avoid this stupidity!
No wonder Trump won. Taxing carbon is not what the Tax code was made for! That is pure fascism!
Tut (2015)
Tut
Just awful! What can one say. Well I love movies about the Ancients. I also study the ancients. With a library of 5000 books at home, I began looking up first the Mitani. And bang what do you know I got books on them too! There from Syria,Iraq and eastern Anatolia (modern Turkey). Oh and they were not black!
But this movie has a black Mitani king! This Hollywood lets just put blacks into every movie, including were they don't belong gets really old.
The only reason I sat through this abomination was my wife. She felt the use of blacks to play semitic people was lame!
The Last Castle (2001)
Horrible
This movie is an affront to the military by a leftist who hates the military and the USA. A 4 star US Army General allowing soldiers to murder civilians! really? As a veteran of the US Army this movie is a joke. There is no way that a US 4 star General would allow something like that to happen! oh and the prisoners are innocents abused by the guard! silly and so predictable! not worth the time. No wonder Redfords movies fail at the box office. All his movies are themed towards his bias' and have a communist leftist spin. Avoid this movie!
Oh and the Prison Commandant, A Colonel allows abuse and murder to occur. No officer in the military who risk his life, career and reputation to abuse anyone under his charge!
Immortals (2011)
OK with some problems
I don't like movies using blacks in Ancient Greece as warriors! They never fought as hop lites nor were ever used! Movies need to stop with the Race PC casting! Used whites as Greeks only!!
I love Greek Mythology but I cannot stand when the wrong races are used in movies about European Greek Myths! Pinto fits, but a black oracle in Greece does not fit! So stop using them!
Otherwise the movie is fine and entertaining. Cavill does a fine job, and Rourke does as well. Pinto shines as usual and the effects are good with gore and blood aplenty
Just stop casting blacks in Ancient Greece, just like 300 using a black Persian, Really!
Lincoln (2012)
Waste of talent
One word, "Boring!" Dull, slow, bad plot. This movie should of been about another part of Lincolns life. Instead it's primary focus is on passing the 14th Amendment. I fell asleep watching this movie. Thank god I did not go to the movies to watch this sleep fest. A waste of talent. A more interesting story would have been about Antietam, the Emmacipation proclamation and Gettysburg with focus on Lincoln during that period. Instead all you get is talk, and more talk.
Save your time and don't bother to watch this movie. A better movie with Lincoln is Ironclads!
This movie should not be taken as literal history as there are a lot of made up moments.