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The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial (2023)

In 1950 no blackmen and no women in Martial court

[1/10 · 17 January 2024]

A pale and talkative mutilated remake of "The Caine mutiny" starring Humphrey Bogart in the '50s. In this film, we discover with astonishment that in the 50s the US Navy would have counted in the highest spheres arrogant and contemptuous black men, and hysterical and dominant women! It's really rubbish! So for the lack of respect for the authentic facts, I give the worst possible grade by way of blame.

Moreover, as the subject focuses only on the Court Martial, there is no action, only small talk and it's very annoying.

It's a real shame that today American filmmakers and screenwriters are no longer able to do a good job, even if they only have the trouble of scrupulously copying an old masterpiece.

Groundswell (2022 TV Movie)

Inthinkable

[1/10 · 25 April 2023]

Immediatly, in the beginning, the whole kitchen team works with their hair hanging on dishes and pots, then,we learn that we are in a.great starred restaurant ! I don't know if the people who imagined this script have any idea what reality is ? In short, moreover, the characters are stereotyped, the actors play badly and the ending is more than predictable, so do not waste your time watching this turnip. I don't know why I have to write so many characters to.define this movie because all is already said in few words so I repeat the principal : In short, moreover, the characters are stereotyped, the actors play badly and the ending is more than predictable, so don't waste your time watching this turnip.

Black Moon (1975)

better to break a leg

[1/10 · 26 February 2022]

Louis Malle is a great filmmaker who is capable of the best as "Elevator for the Scaffold", and here, the worst as this horrible "Black moon". It is not a movie but a waste.

Those Who Wish Me Dead (2021)

Implausible

[4/10 · 14 May 2021]

This film will delight the audience who loves the action and who is not looking with all the implausibilities of a scenario already 100 times re-fell. The worst inconsistency is when one of the killers, burned in the 6th degree continues to live as if he had just broken a fingernail, it's just intolerable. And this other passage where the father on the run with his son, is overtaken on the road by the two killers when he had a comfortable lead over them and the killers did not know what their destination was, because one of the photographs framed on a wall was only a guess between a thousand. Furthermore, in my opinion, Jolie is'nt credible as a firefighter. In short, the main feeling is a great disappointment.

Superintelligence (2020)

Disappointing

[4/10 · 29 March 2021]

Not really funny, but it's pretty pathetic. Melissa McCarthy's talent is not in question, but in the face of countless absurdities, she can't always find the right tone. This film promises a lot but never takes off.

Disorganized Crime (1989)

Disorganized movie

[2/10 · 28 March 2021]

Immoral and disparate, the story that is meant to be funny, follows dialogues and incoherent situations without ever convincing. The result is that boredom and weariness spoil our pleasure. I feel I've wasted my time watching this failed movie.

Last Call (I) (2021)

Useless

[1/10 · 20 March 2021]

A totally useless film. The actors are blameless, especially since they have to play despite the absence of a script. It's a real waste of time and a deep boredom.

The Romantics (2010)

Boring !

[1/10 · 18 March 2021]

A great waste of time, a big deception, a real sleeping pill, I'm furious to fall in this trap, the typical cast should have alerted me !

Big Bear (2017)

Where'si good humor ?

[1/10 · 13 March 2021]

I read "comedy" about this "very bad movie" but it's too pathetic, too badly done too lame, that I think it's a drama and I've cried because I'm so sorry for people who make this dud !

A Perfect Couple (1979)

A very long waste of time

[1/10 · 6 July 2020]

Very bad acting of the 2 main actors and a story to die of boredom !

The Slammin' Salmon (2009)

Absolutely not funny !

[1/10 · 5 May 2020]

This film is appalling: the dialogues are flat and without any interest, the situations are caricatured and implausible, the sequences follow each other despite coherence and common sense, vulgarity and bad taste reign supreme, the actors play like potatoes, it's a total failure. But how did Michael Clarke Duncan go from "The green mile" to that?

A Safe Place (1971)

A great disappointment !

[1/10 · 19 April 2020]

A great disappointment to see movie stars that I love, lend themselves to this realization that is not a film but a junkie delirium under acid. Orson Welles has never been so ridiculous and he would have been better off abstaining. As for Tuesday Weld, always as beautiful and Jack Nicholson always as talented and casual, they are the only attractions of this pitiful company. Obviously, the director did not write any scripts or dialogues and he merely filmed his actors by letting them manage to improvise recklessly something not too pitiful. The result is a sickening fiasco

Like a Boss (2020)

for girls, cougars & gays only !

[1/10 · 11 April 2020]

A tasteless comedy that manages to sicken you in 2 seconds from the start. In a world where all women are bosses and where men are either gay or domestic at their disposal to satisfy their nymphomania and perversity, an irresistible urge to vomit grabs you and never lets you go. Please burn that turnip!

Getting Straight (1970)

Get a headache

[3/10 · 11 April 2020]

An old-fashioned, talkative film full of clichés, with infuriating characters constantly shouting instead of talking, in which we go around in circles for more than 2 hours to get back to the starting point! Totally useless!

The Courier (2019)

Insanity

[2/10 · 21 March 2020]

I have no words to qualify this so bad B movie. The script has already been seen 1000 times, The situations are inept, the dialogues are grotesque, and above all, the actors are for the most part, extremely bad, especially Gary Oldman, Amit Shah and William Moseley who are all 3 absolutely ridiculous. 1/10 is still too well paid for such a nullity.It's appalling

Spider in the Web (2019)

inept and indigestible

[1/10 · 3 March 2020]

Boredom invades us from the beginning and never lets us down until the end. Ben Kingsley believes in it and shows too much pretension, it's unbearable.

Uncut Gems (2019)

Whorse than whorse

[1/10 · 3 February 2020]

I read in the promotion for this film that Adam Sandler played his best role here. This is not a performance because it has always been a rotten role in lamentable turnips. Moreover, if I do not dispute that it is good in this film, it is nevertheless a terrible turnip as usual, and even worse than usual because it gave me a migraine from the beginning.

The Boy (2016)

Inept

[1/10 · 14 January 2020]

After 75 minutes during which nothing happens but people pampering a rather ugly doll, we are entitled to a ridiculous, grotesque and implausible finale. Frankly, such turnips will end up disgusting us from horror movies!

Ode to Joy (I) (2019)

Don't waste your time!

[1/10 · 20 December 2019]

Completely implausible, predictable from the appearance of the sex bomb and so badly played!

Happy Easter (1984)

A real disaster

[1/10 · 15 November 2019]

This movie is unbearable! Bebel is made tons and confuses "playing comedy" and clowning at circus. Therefore he trains all the other performers to play as badly as him, it is a real disaster. As usual when adapting a theatrical success to the screen, many outdoor scenes, as useless as they are stupid, are added so that the movie can be described as a "long movie". From the beginning of the movie, we're so horrified by such a turnip that we have only one idea in mind: to get the theatrical version with Jean Poiret to attend a real good show.

Cap Canaille (1983)

Don't waste your time

[1/10 · 10 November 2019]

A film that stinks of amateurism. The dialogues are silly and pretentious, the actors, however good they are otherwise, are here very bad, left to their own devices by the absence of a real director able to directing them and also by the lack of script, they don't play their roles but they declast without believing the stupid texts that have been written to them, even worse, most don't even bother to articulate and others have a strong unintelligible accent. I suspect that half of the cast is made up of casual non-professional actors who have been recruited locally for a bite of bread for lack of budget. It made me feel sorry for Bernadette Lafont, because even if she does better than everyone else because of her ability to find the right tone in improvisation, being in this insipid turnip can only tarnish her image. It is only two positive points in this film: in 1, the city of Marseille that is traversed, visited and magnified, and in 2, the haunting music of Elisabeth Wiener who comes in waves as if to erase all the fads that have been debited by the protagonists.

Bastard Brood (1996)

A waste of time

[2/10 · 28 September 2019]

The scenario is as thin as cigarette paper, it's neither funny nor realistic. The performers are all good actresses and good actors, but here they don't believe in what they're playing so they all play like potatoes. This film disappointed me deeply. The most ridiculous thing is when Anémone thinks she can imitate Sylvie Vartan!

How Do You Know (2010)

What a waste !

[2/10 · 26 September 2019]

All these excellent actors, Reese Whiterspoon, Jack Nicholson, Kathryn Hahn, Paul Rudd, ... in a indigestible soapopera! That's criminal ! I hope James L. Brooks don't make any other movie after that because he's an incompetent director

Stressed to Death (2019 TV Movie)

Worst Tv movie I've ever seen

[1/10 · 9 September 2019]

It's so bad, I think it's a joke! The actors suck, the director sucks, the script sucks, the cameramen suck. How could a TV movie like that even exist?

The 11th Hour (I) (2014)

Boring

[2/10 · 31 July 2019]

This movie should be a short movie about 30 minutes not more, so it's so boring that we can't wait till the end