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Bodies (2023)
Filmed in Hull, U.K.
Had the pleasure of watching Netflix film some of the scenes, down the street I work. It's one of the oldest Victorian streets in the U. K. and it's looks amazing as a set when it's all kitted out, horse drawn carriages the lot. It's interesting watching how quickly it can be transformed. Enola Holmes was also filmed down there and we met Milly Bobbie Brown which was quiet cool.
Back to Bodies, really enjoyed it. It wasn't too over complicated but also good enough to get a good story across. Stephen Graham is a great actor and comes across well. The little twists are good. Scenes are good, just all around good enjoyable watch in general.
Ku bei (2021)
Pointless and rubbish
What a load of rubbish this is. I've been watching more and more Korean, Japanese and such movies recently, and for the most part they have been great. This movie is not in that realm. It has no story, no characters to connect to. There's no dynamic in relationships or to the point, no reason for them to be in the story. It's just a garbage attempt at cranking up some talentless acting, awful makeup and effects, terrible cinematic shots and pathetic directing.
There's no explanation to introduce the leads, there is no ending that explains the outcome of the whole situation. It's just utterly rank bottom.
Disappointed really. No idea how anyone can rate this highly.
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
Average at best.
Amazing how many rounds a magazine for a 9mm semi auto pistol can carry. I counted at least 31 shots without a mag change in one scene. Come on at least make it believable. This was a classic example of we need to make some money off a franchise. But! We don't have a good story, we don't have a plot so we will just film a 2 hour fight scene with no direction nor outcome. This was a terrible film in reality.
Characters have been so washed down since the first they are barely recognisable. They offer nothing to any story which may have survived however miraculous that may be; as previously mentioned there is no longer any story.
It's washed out. Give up or we'll end up with. Halloween situation where Wicks is resurrected and then ended! You never know John Wick might do a cameo in Fast and the Furious 21 in the future.
Terrifier 2 (2022)
Utterly un-terrifying.
This has got to be the biggest overhype in "scary" and I'm not talking "terrifying" films made. It's utter garbage from start to finish. I've seen cats laugh at this, Little kids from pre school asking to do "Art". Seriously though. This is the rot of the genre. Quit now.
I truly hate horror films because they never have a plot line and are always cheesy. This was worse. It actually pulled any credible movie in that genre lower than they'd ever been before.
Take a line from Brits. If it's not entertaining scrap it. Move on. Learn. The top 3 shows of next year have been shot down my place of work. Enjoy. 🙂
A Violent Man (2021)
What was the point?
Didn't get it, didn't really get it, didn't want to get it by then end.
Well I did actually get the point but I don't know why it was so random. I hate the movies that flick back and forward with no real narrative nor explanation. It was an "artists" movie but not one for those that are just expecting a film.
Nice idea. Poorly executed in my honest opinion. It lacked true heart, performance or execution. Characters were undoubtedly dark and emotionless in that scenario, but they were so boring. You can play that role and still bring a character to the story.
All in all weak, but I got the story and direction and the way the film was going. Just not really for me.
Prey (2022)
Terrible Franchise
I can get the first Predator movie. It was something new. The rest are as usual just (trying to make) money making garbage. This is no exception. A Predator can go toe to toe with Arnie but a girl with a bow and arrow he struggles. Out of here.
Firestarter (2022)
Terrible, truly terrible.
I don't know what's worse. The film, the script, the soundtrack, the premise, the story, the presentation or ZACH EFRON!!!! Utterly garbage.
The whole story makes no sense at all, there's no substance to it. I am actually angry with it.
The characters never made sense as a group, no backstory, no real meaning to what they were there to achieve.... Oh I'll stop now it's done me in.
Somebody Feed Phil (2018)
Terribly terrible
An absolutely garbage TV show. Nothing like the true places depicted. Just set up for screen purposes.
Jackass 4.5 (2022)
It's Fake
Absolute garbage. How does anyone even think this is real. 🤣🤣
I could make a hundred movies doing the same fake things. Come on!! One of the "Actors" can be found from the credits. I'll give you a clue. It's a sanitary with an amazing girl Called Beckinsale.
Red Notice (2021)
Hey I know everyone loves that cast....
Urghhhh I will leave it there. There are not 150 characters to display my upset at the performance made and especially from the actors involved. Superb film and great direction. Lacking in delivery however.
Dark Waters (2019)
Turn on subtitles
As a U.K. watcher and founder of the English language I had no idea what was being said in some scenes 😂
Having said that a brilliant film and amazing acting. Worryingly absolutely correct in terms of big agriculture and big business contamination.
Somebody Feed Phil (2018)
Terribly terrible
An absolutely garbage TV show. Nothing like the true places depicted. Just set up for screen purposes.
6 Underground (2019)
Don't even understand it.
The story is so poor. Turned off for majority of it. Weak characters. What is the point of this film? It jumped from scene to scene? Never explained the actual main point?
Acting very poor. Trying to use the same Deadpool feel to pull it through. Boring and terrible.
Bird Box (2018)
What's the point?
OK so the acting was decent, but really what was the point of the movie? I want to watch a film having answers. What was the "Thing" that was doing this? Where was it's origins, where was it motivation? What was it? What happened after the end? What became of the rest of the world? Too many questions for me to actually look at a 9 star review and not laugh out loud. Sorry it's rubbish and amateur.
Silencer (2018)
Absolutely Terrible
No words can describe this car crash of a movie. Actually angry that I wasted my time with it. Truly awful.