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PeterBlues
I'm low on luck and I'm high on pills.
i got holes in my clothes, and that's the lates fashion thing.
you need to know how to use a computer to get a janitors job.
i've got 500 channels on my tv-screen. And it's driving me insane.
how come all my new stuff breaks when the old still works?
why do all the new cars look the same?
i called my doc on the telephone, the lines were open, but there was nobody home. #
i went down to the local cofe store, the menu went from the sealing, all the way down to the floor.
women are driving pickups in my city, they do man-sports. the guys wear makeup
someone breaks into my backdoor when i walk out the frontdoor.
my wallet ain't got a dime, but i'm too scared to plan a crime.
i'm affraid of spiders.
my health is failing.
i can't stand how soon tomorrow is here, i turn around and it's next year.
i went down to the welfare, a big fat woman told me i haven't been around long enough.
my shoes are too small. my pants are too small.
i once had a sweet little home, but it got destroyed.
every Dr. Phil episode appeals to me.
my only friend got ran over by a car.
nobody likes me but my mother, and she could be jivin' to.
I'm a 1984 born funky bluesman from sweden, baby
I'm overworked, underpaid, underloved and overlaid.
Here are my all time favorite cats:[royal]
Lucette R�dstr�m
B.B. King
Sophia Loren
Ray Charles (1930-2004)
John Lee Hooker (1917-2001)
John R. Cash (1932-2003)
Jack Lemmon (1925-2001)
and.. Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)
-the top cats.
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Here are some other people i dig: (In no particular order)
Blues people[trum]
Conan [wild] O'Brien
John Cleese
Jay Leno (The King Of Monolouges, people)
Peter (Columbo) Falk
Antonella Clerici
Cosby
Charles Durning
BUD SPENCER
Actor & Comedian Jerry Lewis[clown]
Erik Ekstrand with mackan
Ernest Borgnine
Elvira [cat]
Walter Matthau (1920-2000)
John Candy (1950-1994)
William Conrad (1920-1994)
Telly "Kojak" Savalas (1924-1994)
CBS Late Show w. Letterman/Paul/Biff /Alan/Johnny
CNN Larry King Live
Bill O'Reilly[angry3] Al Franken
Former President Bill "bubba" Clinton [love5]
Fed-Ex Pope..um..No. I changed my mind.
James "Uncle Phil" Avery (Fresh Prince)
Don Rickles[angry7]
Mel Brooks and his cast. (Wilder, Dom, Harvey etc)
Crocodile Dundee
[smoke1][smoke1]Cheech & Chong[cheers]
James Earl Jones
Dr Phil
Bertil Enst�ring
Antikrundan[fight1]
Benny Hill [cool2] & Hill's Angels [angel]
George Kennedy
Jon Arbuckle
Tom Poston
..and alote of others i can't come to think of right now.
If this was the oscar, they would have draged me off stage.. beaten by security.
I also dig warm and sunny weather, junk food, unhealthy things. Nightlife too.
and by nightlife i mean watching channel 2 with a bowl of peanutts[cry]
and i also like to do nothing.. i like alote of everything good.
i like to overdo things.. i don't know..[giveup] im an ass..[sad5]
[help]
Reviews
In Time (2011)
not worth the time
initially the story sounded like on the subject of plastic surgery but happily reminds more of Logan's run or the plot of a twilight zone episode, but in difference to those 25 minute stories, after the first shocker, this drags on quite uninspired for two hours and the movie seem to seriously lack some star quality and has nothing to offer on dialogue, and the constant arm camera shots gets really tiresome.
Kust & Hav (2013)
diverse treasure
i found this really enjoyable far beyond what the show is suppose to target according to the description, takes you on some adventures, history lessons, and also contains music bits, i watch it whenever it reruns, but quite strange that for some reason the first episode seem to have been withdrawn and never airs! similar to a series of short bits about the Baltic sea that i really miss.
Shutter Island (2010)
overlong
what a hard movie to even begin to get engaged in, kind of a drag of a movie, and unnecessary foul language which i guess otherwise would have made the movie suitable for a bigger range of age group and airings, as someone used of watching movies from the Hollywood golden era i'm amazed at these, anything goes, times. overall only about one moving scene through the hours of running time.
Falling Down (1993)
a different take on death wish
first time i saw this i thought the incidents didn't live up to the description of the movie where i thought the plot sounded wild, i always expected more of an outrage caused by stress, but he acts quite calm and ill rather, and i really thought there could have been an improvement in the smaller acting parts. anyway the most satisfying bit is the fast food scene, and there is something intriguing about the movie which makes me watch it whenever it airs, think about it, this movie is kind of like a death wish version, isn't it.
Taken 3 (2014)
rich third movie
you're getting the point of view here from someone who have not seen the previous two movies, but just by the family guy spoof realized some of the trademark bits has been repeated. some of the camera work, for example when they were in the diner, made it appear as if they were under surveillance. but not just a third movie action piece, some really thoughtful and some moving family moments and intense dialogue between the two guys. the violence almost reminds of a video game and its kind of scary finding yourself grown quite used to it as it has increased in movies through the decades. the role reminds a bit of the classic dark passage.
Elvira's Movie Macabre (2010)
greatest Elvira movie collection
there are many different Elvira VHS and DVD movie collections since the 1980's and on wards out there, but nothing beats this resurrection of movie macabre, not only is there frequent skits by the hostess throughout the movies which lacks in many other collections, but also a brand new feature with Elvira popping up in the corner of the screen during the movie is rolling making funny remarks on what's going on, the bits and jokes are sharper than ever before, and obviously the picture quality is better, the collection contains vintage science fiction and horror movies, and also for the first time a Christmas flick. a real treat, makes it hard to get used to watching movies without hosting afterwards.
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
a riot
a blast throughout, though the movie makers made similar movies before and after the naked gun movies with the same type of jokes, and the leading actor seemed to get quite the identical roles in comedy flicks afterwards, it never worked out as well as this naked gun movie franchise, one hilarious silly bit after another, and i guess that kind of comedy won't age, only the playing field scene seemed a bit dragged out, the sequels are just as fun if not funnier really.
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
lacks the depth of the original series
this was the first twilight zone piece i saw, but after gotten used to the original 1959 twilight zone series, i realize this seem to rely too much on special effects and strange camera shots, and it lacks the amazing dialogue the original series had, but still i give it good rating cause lets face it, the original series is something else, and this has some groovy stories and in the last piece the actor gives an intense mind blowing performance.