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We Die Young (2019)
Poor Little Dog!!
And one more reason why i love animals exponentially more than humans. I can stomach damn near anything when it comes to the slayings of my fellow man..stabbings, shootings, suicides, genocides, infanticides, hell allthecides. Because humans do terrible things and killing each other has become second nature. . Welcome to the anthropocene. But what i can't take is when they gotta FU** with the little doggies, cats etc. That's about the time i start talking to the screen ( as if the dogs can actually hear me) in my sad puppy voice. " noooo ahhh you poor little pretty doggy. Its ok little puppy". Then its quickly followed by anger and rage. So to all my fellow animal lovers . CHEERS! oh yeah about the movie. It was pretty damn good. I wasn't expecting much but i was pleasantly surprised.
Freaks (2018)
AMAZING FILM... TERRIBLE TITLE
Wow what a great film. The title alone almost made me steer clear but im so glad i decided to give it a go. I initially wanted to see it because im a big fan of mr. Rumsfeld...i mean bruce dern. Hes gotta be about 114 years old at this point and yet still slowly..very slowly truckin along. But acting is what makes it such a great sci fi movie. Im not certain but it seems like the young lead actress is improvising a lot of her lines which for a 7 year old wouldnt typically be the anything worth writing home about. But she is simply perfect. Very believable along with emile and Amanda crew and of course mr. Rumsfeld. And really glad to see Emile in something this solid . Its been a minute. The title makes it seem like its gonna be about so giant spiders or even worse zombies. Pretty much a bunch of bull . But trust me it is far superior. 9 out of 10 only because nothing is a 10 unless its "the burbs" lol.
The Final Wish (2018)
MELISSA BOLOGNA!!!!
It truly is mind boggling how bad melissa bolona is. How did no one see that. Or maybe they did but had no budget to fix her . I know acting is hard and she is living proof. I'm sorry for freaking out. But I do feel better now.
Za granyu realnosti (2018)
SHAME ON YOU ANTONIO!
This movie is horse#%it on all levels. Terrible RIP off mish mash of oceans 11 inception and x men and even verbal from the usual suspects. The acting is rough. But holy s#%t is the writing god awful.