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The Purifiers (2004)
the warriors , it is not!!
This movie sucks!!!! i saw it at the video store and it has the guy from "lost" and LOTR Dominic Monahan, so i thought " maybe it'll be good." From the very beginning i thought it was going to be like a modern day "THE WARRIORS" but with some martial arts. not! i've seen better special effect and martial arts watching the "POWER RANGERS".It just really made no sense.After about 20 mins i realized i had wasted my money.The best acting was done by the guy playing MOSES.But who really cares about Scottish kung fu gangs? Rent"THE WARRIORS" you'll see what this movie tried to be.this isn't a "b" movie it's a "p" movie , meaning P U cause it stinks!!
Open Water (2003)
"It's still not safe to go into the water!"
i was about 6 when "Jaws" came out, and the tag-line was ,"just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water". Now this year i turn 36 and i just saw "Open Water" and i think that i will never go back in the water! F*&k me! I though it would be cheesy considering it's shot on like a digital camera. no special effects, no major soundtrack with a hit song by Celine Dion or Puffy. Just the basics. Now I'm not easily scared, i love scary movies mostly because i know when the special effects come in but it's the subtle stuff that creeps me out , especially when it's a true story. I wont spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen it but halfway through i was thinking, if i where them i would beat the f&*k out of somebody and the sue them for everything they had!considering it considered an independent film i give it a "thumbs up" much better that " the Blair Witch Project" or even "Napoleon Dynamite".