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Road House (2024)
4/10
Worst Jake Gyllenhaal film, but it wasn't him it was the script and director
24 March 2024
The new "Roadhouse" movie was a bewildering disappointment, but it's important to clarify that Jake Gyllenhaal wasn't the reason behind the film's failure. The decision to incorporate CGI in fight scenes felt misplaced and detracted from the authenticity of the action. Moreover, the inexplicable storyline where a character fatally injures his friend in a UFC match leaves audiences baffled without any substantial backstory or reasoning.

The character development was shallow at best, making it difficult to care about anyone's fate, except perhaps the character who provided some comedic relief with his broken arm. The town's inhabitants were overwhelmingly unpleasant, adding to the film's off-putting atmosphere. The bookstore girl, rather than endearing, came off as irritating. The plotline involving a crocodile was bizarrely abandoned, leaving viewers with unresolved questions. The romantic subplot was also unconvincing, transforming a smart, violence-averse ER doctor into a cliché of contradictions without much explanation or character depth.

The script was rife with cringe-worthy one-liners, not helped by Conor McGregor's exaggerated performance, which felt more caricature than character. It seemed as though Jake Gyllenhaal must have had compelling reasons outside of artistic choice to participate in this film. Ultimately, the movie's downfall can be attributed to a poorly written script and misguided direction, making it an unfortunate addition to Gyllenhaal's filmography and a sequel that falls short of its predecessor in every conceivable way.
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Sasquatch (2021)
5/10
Hard to rate this doc as it's not about Bigfoot
24 April 2021
Starts off with some good Bigfoot tails and that's where it ends with Bigfoot. After they get into the 3 murders. You can kind of just say yeah it may be Bigfoot or it was really just some dope growers taking out some Mexicans that were on or near their crop or they were the competition. It's not a bad documentary, it's just titled wrong. So much so they did it on purpose so they would hopefully real you in. From the looks of it, it did. I would have watched this anyways as it's just another murder Mountain mystery. Just wouldn't have been as eager as I was when I seen the Sasquatch title. I might have gave it a 7-8ish if they would gone with a more truthful Title.
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Changeland (2019)
5/10
What a depressing movie.
21 July 2020
Holy sheit that was depressing. What's the cheating wife even look like?
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Gemini Man (2019)
2/10
Will smiths worst movie.
22 January 2020
What a bummer. Clive Owen and will smith were garbage in this movie. Why would Will ever sign on to do this movie. He must had owed somebody. This is a nic cage type movie. 👎🏻👎🏻
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2/10
A movie with no plot.
3 January 2020
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Was trying to figure out what was going on the whole. There was nothing to figure out. Zero plot. Just fast forward to the last 20 minutes or so when the Charles Manson followers start walking up the road to kill Sharon Tate. Only thing worth watching honestly. Terribly disappointed. Don't know how it got a 83 metacritic score or whatever it is. Definitely a rating that was paid for.
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3/10
i want to love this sequel, but i cant.
24 January 2019
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It's just horrible. like whats going on. why are you speeding through mexico for? now that you got ambushed and the little girl took off that mission is scrapped and you high tail back over the border. why does benicio and lil girl gotta head back to the states. why not just fullfill the mission they had planned before the ambush. i dunno the crap was dumb. whoever wrote this script and approved it should go back to school and learn something. i dunno. maybe some oral felacio went on with harvy weistein and the he gave the job of writing this script to someone not even close to being qualified to do the job. or maybe the script was done very well and somehow Micheal Bay sneaked onto the set and just started making crap blow up and ruined the script. who knows. the sequel was so bad i wont be going to theater to watch the third. i will wait it out until it becomes available on netflix or hbo. thats how bad this film was compared to the first. or maybe its a true detective situation. the first was so damn good that it made the second look like hot garbage. hopefully whoever is in charge makes the third film go back to what it had with first film and go from there. i'll pray!
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Get Up (2018– )
10/10
Y'all just haters
25 May 2018
These reviews are full of haters who actively look for a platform to show their hate. It's like yelp. If you had a bad experience you go to yelp to tell people about it.
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10/10
Greatest movie ever!
11 April 2015
The Shawshank Redemption is one of the most deep, incredible, inspiring, and beautiful films ever made, I cannot watch this movie without a pure smile on my face from the greatness and genius of this film. After being convicted of murdering his wife, something he denies, smart and banker Andy Duffrain (Tim Robbins) is sent to Shawshank prison, which is run by a corrupt warden (Bob Gunton). He makes friends with some of the inmates but his closest relationship is with Red (Morgan Freeman) a wise lifer who is a you want it, he can get sort of guy. After many years there, and after the last straw from the warden, Andy does something that will be remembered throughout the history of Shawshank prison. The lot of this film is equally incredible with story and characters, we love whats going on the entire film because every moment is important to the ending of the film, and the characters of the movie are just perfection, Andy and Red as best friends is probably the greatest friendship I have ever seen a film and that makes it impossible to dislike them and how colorful and fun the supporting characters are, what an incredible and beautiful movie that shows the horrors of prison. The cast is just incredible, Tim Robbins plays his most memorable and best performance of his career if you ask me, and Morgan Freeman has also his greatest role to date and truly deserved his Oscar as much as everyone else that year, they were just incredible. The score of the film is not just amazing, that is not saying enough to how beautiful and masterful the music was, every minute this music was playing gave the movie its feel that made it feel like a real drama I think. The Shawshank Redemption is one of the most intense and incredible dramas you will ever see, I am not resenting when I say this is my favorite drama film of all time and always will be, Frank Darabont has made many Stephen King adaptions but this is his best and his masterpiece, if you need a very inspirational and incredible film, I need you to see this film.
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