HermanSchafer Reviews

Jeopardy! (1984– )

This show just is like your toughest college class.

[8/10 · 22 May 2009]

Unlike shows like Wheel Of Fortune(where you guess one letter at a time) starring failed talk show comedian Pat Sajak and failed actress Vanna White, (Who's smile reminds me of Mr Ed the talking horse) or guessing the price on an item like The Price is Right starring ex-marine host Drew Carey and the bikini clad models. (Who men would have dreams about them and when they wake up a sticky mess would need to take a shower and be depressed.) Jeopardy is a show starring a very intelligent host Alex Trebek and the clue crew who do a great job at explaining the category at hand.

I like most of the show except for after the first commercial break when Alex asks each contestant such "unrehearsed" comments like (Alex:"You met your husband/wife doing what and contestant says:"While some driver drove by and splashed water at us.) after that when the contestants get done the player with the most money doesn't exactly win because then its Double Jeopardy and that player could end up 2nd or 3rd depending on the wager.

Jean Cui on April 30,2009 won the lowest score ever with only $599 but in 3 game her total was $14,100 which is a nice amount of money.

I like the end of the show too when Alex talks to all the contestants which shows that he has class.

I give this show a 87 out of 100.

Rush in Rio (2003 Video)

I ignore the critics of Rush.

[10/10 · 1 July 2008]

I purchased this DVD recently and I was totally awed that Rush's songs sound the same as they did when I first listened to them in 1980. The lineup of Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson and Neil Peart is so talented that I want to listed to them play again and again.

Songs I remember like Tom Sawyer, XYZ, The Big Money, The Trees, Freewill, Closer to the Heart, 2112, Limelight, and The Spirit of Radio were played and the 40000 plus fans there singing along and having a great time and I swear over half the audience was under 25!

Writers who put down Rush as far as Rush fans like myself are concerned are a bunch of jealous dunderheads who like to taste rancid sour cream mixed with lemonade in a taco.

Rush doesn't put on makeup, wear spikes, lip sync,wear lipstick, get in trouble with the law, and have a band member brag about how long they have been unmarried. All they do is entertain!

I give this DVD a 100 out of 100.

Eastern Championship Wrestling (1993–2000)

The real ECW!(The new One Excrement Chumpionsheet Wrestling doesn't count!)

[10/10 · 9 March 2008]

Here are the Original ECW wrestlers I used to like.

1.Rob Van Dam: He once wrestled Rhino with a broken left leg! To me he is The Whole F'N Show!

2.Cactus Jack: Greatest hardcore wrestler of all time! He had insane matches against Terry Funk, The Sandman, Sabu, and many more! As crippled as Mick Foley is now, I would still buy a ticket to watch him wrestle!(Not in the WWE.)

3.The Sandman: I loved it when he used his Singapore Cane on his opponents! He has wrestled in brutal Tables Ladders and Chairs and Hardcore matches! Later he joined the other ECW which he got fired after arguing with road agent from RAW Ricky"The Dragon"Steamboat.(I wouldn't watch Steamboat wrestle even if you gave me a ticket!)

4. Ian Rotten: Who can forget "The Barbed Wire Baseball Bat" match and the cringing "Taipei Death Match" against Axl Rotten!

5. Axl Rotten: See above and he was cool when he no-showed in the new ECW because I bet he was aware that he would be in the losing end of dark and squash matches!(I would buy a ticket to watch the Rottens wrestle!)

6. Justin Credible: He has wrestled in "First Blood", and "Stairway To Hell" matches. I thought he was a cool wrestler but WWE and the other ECW had him lose matches all the time including Kurt Angle beating him in seconds!

7. Mikey Whipwreck: For a little guy he sure was a great wrestler!

8. Sabu He has wrestled in more hardcore matches than I can name. In the new ECW they had him lose more matches than I feel he should.

9: C.W. Anderson: He was so good in acting like Arn Anderson's brother that I was convinced that they were related!(They weren't) He also is a talented wrestler who is now retired.(Too bad because I would pay to see him wrestle!)

10: New Jack: There's a crazy wrestler who jumped from a balcony on another wrestler who was lying on a table. (Mustafa Saed his tag team partner is cool too!)

11.Rhino: As far as I am concerned Rhino was the final ECW World and Television champion as of January 7, 2001 and any other shows after this does not count in my eyes!

12.Roadkill: I liked this guy, especially when he is with his tag team partner Danny Doring.(They were the last tag team champs in our ECW!) Roadkill was recently released from the WWE which I hope a promoter gives him a chance to tag with Doring again!

13.E.Z Money: I like this hardcore acrobat!

14.Mike Awesome:(RIP) I can never forget how he Awesome Bombed Masato Tanaka and I,m surprised that Tanaka's still alive.

15. Scott Anton. As hardcore as they come!

16. Lance Storm. This hardcore superstar is great! WWE also had Storm lose way more matches than he should have!

Todays ECW is a developmental league for the WWE because when a WWE mid carder is sent to the new ECW, they make that person a star.(Big Daddy V, who squashed Tommy Dreamer is a good example.)

Speaking of Dreamer, all the other originals,Stevie Richards, Balls Mahoney and Little Guido(Nunzio) are just enhancement talent for the WWE of today and Little Guido has been in a couple of squash matches.

No us hardcore fans will not watch the new crap because of Joey Stles and Tazz announcing no way! I am a fan of CZW now. (Combat Zone Wrestling)

I would rather buy the original ECW in the video store than to go to the WWEs version of ECW live for free and I am serious!

Long live EC Fn W!

The 700 Club (1966– )

700 Club (Crusading Liars Unclean Busybodies.)

[1/10 · 3 September 2007]

Hear are some of the interesting things our combat hero faith healer Pat, his son Gordon (T.V. ministry seems like a family business.) and Terry Meeuwsen (Won Miss America in 1973 by wearing a swimsuit and showing her legs. Oh my goodness gracious!) say when our poor viewers are sick and need help.

1. Someone with an "abscessed right tooth"has just now been healed.2. Someone with "twisted intestines" has been healed.3.Then Terry said there was a person with a "strange condition",(You mean God doesn't know?) a burning in the legs,who has just been healed.4. Then Gordon said there's a man(That narrows it down!) with swelling of the sinuses in his right cheek, with much pain behind the right eye,but he is now healed.5.Someone with a problematic right hip,limited mobility from a stroke, is now able to walk. 6. Terry said she saw someone with severe with severe stiffness in the neck bone, but didn't know the exact ailment(God doesn't know?)-that the person is now healed. 7. Someone paralyzed on the right side, particularly(Not exactly?!) the right side of the face has now been healed.8. A man (That narrows the world population down again.) with a plate in his skull is having a continual problems, and the doctors just don't know what to do. Terry said she saw the bone reforming around the plate(The funny bone?!)and the mans pain is gone,he was now healed.

Hers how our war hero Pat helps our sick and poor people. 1. There's a woman in Kansas City (Missouri or Kansas but that narrows it way down.) who has a sinus the lord is drying it up now thank you Jesus. 2. There's a man with a financial need- I think a hundred thousand dollars.(I think their god needs to go to school or something!) That need is being met met right now,and within three days,the money will be supplied through the miraculous power of the holy spirit.Thank you Jesus. 3.There is a woman in Cincinnati with cancer of the lymph nodes.

I don't know whether its been diagnosed yet (Ask your vengeful god Pat!) but you haven't been feeling well, and the lord is dissolving that cancer right now!(What?!)4. There is a lady in Saskatoon(I assume Canada.) in a wheelchair-curvature of the spine, The lord is straightening that our right now, and you can stand up and walk!(If you have this condition ignore Pat!) Just claim it and it's yours. Thank you Jesus! Amen, Amen!

When Pat Robertson had prostate cancer did he go to Peter Popoff?, Oral Roberts?,Benny Hinn?,Terry or Gordon? No! On February 17,2003 Pat went to a REAL DOCTOR to have his surgery! (You mean he doesn't trust his faith healing friends, Terry or his own son Gordon?!)

When LT Pat Robertson was in the Marines during the Korean war He was a liquor officer, responsible for keeping the officers supplied with liquor. He was known to drink himself and frequent prostitutes and he feared he contacted gonorrhea.(Should of asked a faith healer for help!)

The reason Pat got out of combat was because his daddy Absalom Willis Robertson (D Va from 1946-66) was Chairman of the Senate Military Appropriations Committee.

Terrorist Attacks, September 11, 2001 We have imagined ourselves invulnerable and been consumed by the pursuit of health, wealth,(Pats worth between 150 and 200 million dollars folks!) material pleasures(A mansion in Virginia beach Virginia with a helicopter launching pad!) and sexuality(He had had sex with his future wife before marriage which they had a son!). It (terrorism) is happening because god is lifting his protection from us.( Statement released on September 13, 2001.) Pat Robertson reminds me of Burgermeister on Santa Claus Is Coming To Town and his evil vengeful god reminds me of Venger on Dungeons And Dragons.

Spoiled brat Gordon does what daddy Pat tells him to and Terry is a paid yes woman who neither have minds of their own!

This will really grab you! The September 5 2005 edition of The 700 Club included a report Christian Broadcasting Network correspondent Gary Lane from outside New Orleans Convention Center which has housed mostly impoverished black disaster victims throughout the weekend."A number of possessions left behind suggest the mindset of some of the evacuees"Lane said"they include this voodoo cup with the saying"May the curse be with you." A shot of a plastic cup souvenir cup from one of the New Orleans countless trinket shops appeared on the screen. "Also music CDs with the title Guerrilla Warfare and Thugs 'R' Us." Lane stated, pointing out a pile or rap CDs strewn on the ground.( His bigoted daddy Absalom has taught Pat racism well!)

If any of you good people ever think of donating to these sexist bigoted people please in the name of God don't! Sponsor a softball or basketball team,give to a food shelf, be a big brother or sister to a child but please don't give to these people because they have been around for over 40 years and solved nothing.

If you still don't believe me type Pat Robertson overheard during commercial break on the web and hit search and once you hear what hes really like, I know for sure that you will not give one cent to these conning liars! And by the way Terry once had a divorce and Pat has talked against divorce many times on his shows.

I like to say hello to the folks in Dover Pennsylvania, Orlando Florida, and to the nice folks who got hit by hurricane Katrina and I hope its a pleasant day. Has Operation Blessing been helpful to New Orleans?(I doubt it!) Please let our readers know! I do! By the way folks if your sick, go to a real doctor and lets everybody laugh at these liars and someday Burgermeister Pat,Gordon and Terry can go someplace else and take their angry god Venger with them!

The PTL Club (1974–1987)

Pretty Thoughtless Liars.

[1/10 · 26 July 2007]

I confess I watched a few of their shows which I remember one when Jim and Tammy Bakker plus some other people claimed that P.T.L is so much in debt that they took a 6 foot long piece of paper and stretched it across the stage which and I thought "Nobody would believe this!" but the scam must have worked because people kept donating and there were more shows too.

On October 1989 my all time favorite judge Robert (Maximum Bob) Potter gave heartless crybaby Jim 45 years in a country club prison(Reduced to 18 on appeal which he served 5) and fined $500.000 for 24 counts of fraud and conspiracy.(Did he pay the fine?) Out of the $165 million dollars that the money was suppose to go to heritage U.S.A Jim kept 3 million dollars for himself!(Swindled 117,000 people!)

After Jim was granted parole televangelist Billy and his son Franklin Graham paid for a house for him and gave him a car!(Why Billy why?!) Billy Graham also stated that Jim is my friend. (Just think I almost donated to the Billy Graham crusade but I didn't Thank God!)

I felt that Tammy Faye Bakker should have served time too for knowingly taking a salary from P.T.L and being in on the shenanigans of her husband Jim but I guess she was too incompetent to stand trial.(Fat chance!) Here are the goods on Bakkers income from 1984 to 1987. 1. Jim and Tammy collected $200.000 each in salaries! 2.Jim awarded himself 4 million dollars in bonuses! 3.A $600.000 house in Palm Springs California! 4.Four condominiums in California! 5.A Rolls Royce! 6.P.T.L. spent $100.000 to fly them across the country! 7.This makes me shake my head, P.T.L once spent $100 for cinnamon rolls because the Bakkers wanted to smell them in their hotel room!(Did they give the leftovers to the poor? I doubt it.)

U.S parole commission order dated May 1993 stated to Jim "You shall refrain from engaging directly or indirectly in the occupational activity in which you were engaged when you committed the instant offense behavior,namely televangelism. (He's back on the job again folks!)

Recently Tammy Faye died of colon cancer which spread to her lungs which in interviews she said things like "I believe when I leave this earth I love the Lord, I,m going to heaven."

Asked if she had any regrets she said and I quote "I don't think about it because its a waste of brain space."(If a convicted person used that line in a parole hearing, the persons parole would be rejected and the person would be sent back to prison!)

In my opinion if these two people are so caring, why would they have to write books about their crimes to make money!? Real people would pay back the people they ripped off and would also say they are sorry for free!

Please folks don't ever trust these people because if they are so caring, how come there is so much poverty and starvation!? Instead buy you relatives nice things and if you want to do things to benefit others heres what you can do. 1. Sponsor a local sports team (Baseball, Softball, Hockey, etc.) because there's people who cant find teams to join. 2. Give your stuff that you don't want to a good friend because there are poor people who don't own a good bed,a fan or a t.v. set to watch. 3. Be a big brother or sister to a child who needs a trusting and caring adult to look up too and a nice gift to a poor child will make them smile!

I will give honor to the mislead people who were conned into giving their life savings to these uncaring crooks who I,m sure when they asked Jim and Tammy for help in their letters, they were ignored and their letters thrown away! Yes some committed suicide, died because they cant afford to buy anymore medicine, had their homes and cars repossessed, died of sadness because P.T.L ignored them after they couldn't afford to give them any money!

Please good people don't ever give your money to television ministers because they think of you like a wildebeest swimming in the river getting dung kicked at by a hippopotamus!

Shivering Spooks (1926)

Shockingly idiotic!

[1/10 · 21 February 2007]

This is about a fake psychic named Professor Fleece who took advantage of gullible women by claiming that he could find their dead husbands.

When Fleece stepped on one part of the floor, a light would come on in another room and one of Fleeces assistants would pull a switch and the table would rise on the floor.

When the assistants were playing ghosts to scare the suckers, they just had a sheet over their head.(The ghost will be more shocking later.)

When the kids were playing baseball, Fleece told the suckers that "Excuse me I,ll chase the dear children away. When Fleece told the kids to leave the kids told him,"Aw chase y'r own self Y big Turk!" (Racist for Turkish but only gets worse!)

When Mary was reading a ghost book Farina asked a question that would totally shock you!(I will not call him Allen Hoskins because he thought that the films that he was in was just fine!)

Farina; Why is ghosts allus (always) white? Ain't there no colored ghosts?

Mary: Colored people cant see ghosts, how could you see them in the dark?

Farina: They could carry lanterns couldn't they? (Yes two children were actually saying this racist nonsense!)

When they had Farina walk around alone he got scared and dropped the candle on the floor and when the lights went out, you could only see the whites of his eyes. (Shockingly unbelievable!)

During this time Skooter kept doing this to Joe Cobb which I will keep this to myself because I don't want to give sickos any ideas!

When Farina was still alone the assistant moaned through an air hose and Farina said OOO-HH with a strange look on his face and for reasons beyond me he went on the bottom part of a heavy table and when the assistant pulled the switch, the table rose between 5 and 6 feet off the ground which if the table would have fallen on the hard studio floor the child would have been very seriously injured or dead!(I,m not kidding!)

When the assistant said through the hose that "I will cut your ears off!" Farinas face turned white. (About as funny as a drunk vomiting on somebody's couch!)

Then when the ghost with a pointy head (A bunch of terrorist cowards of which I won't mention here!) touched Farina his face turned white again.

After awhile the kids dropped the ceramic vases on the seven bad guys and one cop pointed his gun at the seven con men and arrested them!

This so called children's comedy film is a bunch of racist garbage with very sick humor!

I feel that Robert McGowan, Hal Roach ,H.M. Walker and other uncredited assistants should have served prison time for child endangerment, and blatant racism!

I rate this trash a negative infinity!

Giants vs. Yanks (1923)

If you like vandalism, racism, and toddler abuse this is for you!

[1/10 · 9 February 2007]

This silent film is about a bunch of kids who got together and played a game of baseball. There were disturbing things about this film such as when a kid was chopping wood the saw dust would fly on the infant,getting people they don't know to watch the younger children, pushing the infant real fast on a buggy which if the buggy would break, the infant can be seriously injured or even death.

While the game was being played Allen (Farina)Hoskins was calling the balls and strikes which he called a strike every time to batter Ernest(Sunshine Sammy or the other racist name in 5 of his other movie credits before.) Morrison and when Morrison protested to the umpire Hoskins pulled a knife(switch blade?) out of his pocket and Ernest acted real nice and left.(pointless and unfunny scene!)

The thing that really disturbed me was when the kids hooked up the buggy against the wagon that a horse was pulling which when pulled the wheels would wobble.

But that wasn't the worst of it because 2 toddlers were smacked in the face with a pillow that was thrown real hard, one while playing piano and the other kid, Hoskins got smacked so hard with a pillow that he fell off the record player on a bunch of pillows on the floor crying. (Honest!) They had the film in slow motion(With a stupid bird song.) with Hoskins walking around like he was confused and crying as he laid down flat on the floor with his legs against the wall.

The kids were breaking dishes, jumping on furniture and even had one kid swing up and down on a chandelier which was at least 5 feet from the ground.(Imagine if he would have fallen!)

Also they had Hoskins pull a kid down a stairway with a towel while riding in a wash basin which is a dangerous thing to do also.

At the end a doctor said that the house didn't need to be quarantined and the kids got spanked by their parents.

This pile of vulture poop is so bad that I don't recommend people under 16 to watch this at all! The only good thing about this film is there's no sound at all. I give it a negative infinity. (By the way folks I,m white.)

Mick Foley's Greatest Hits & Misses: A Life in Wrestling (2004 Video)

Best wrestling video I have ever owned!

[10/10 · 5 March 2006]

I,m sure glad I purchased this DVD because its well worth the money! I will rate the matches Mick Foley was in from a one out of 100 scale! (I probably rated the matches too tough!)

1. Cactus Jack vs Vader 97.(WCW Saturday Night 4-17-93.)

2.Nasty Boys vs Cactus Jack and Max Payne 99.(WCW Spring Stampede 4-17-94)

3.Cactus Jack vs Sabu 95(ECW Hostle City Showdown 6-24-94)

4.Cactus Jack vs Chris Candito 84.(Smokey Mountain Wrestling 11-18-94.)

5. Cactus Jack vs The Sandman 91.(Texas Death Match ECW 2-4-95.)

6. Cactus Jack vs Raven vs Terry Funk vs Tommy Dreamer 99.(ECW November 2 Remember 11-18-95.)

7. Cactus Jack vs Mikey Whipwreck 98. (ECW Big Ass Extreme Bash 3-9-96.)

8. Mankind Vs Shawn Michaels 89. (WWE Mind Games 9-22-96.)

9. Cactus Jack vs Hunter Hearst Helmsley 94(WWE Raw is War 9-22-97.)

10. Mick Foley vs Terry Funk 95. (WWE Raw is War 5-4-98.)

11. Dude Love vs Stone Cold Steve Austin 97 WWE over the Edge 5-31 98.)

12. Mankind vs The Undertaker 100 (Hell in a Cell, WWE King of the Ring 6-28-98.)

13. Mankind vs The Rock 87. (WWE Raw is War 1-4-99.)

14. Cactus Jack vs Triple H 99. (WWE Royal Rumble 1-23-00.)

15. Cactus Jack vs Sting 93. (WCW Beach Blast 6-20-92.)

16. Cactus Jack vs Sabu Rematch 96. (Hamburg PA 9-30-94.)

17. "Jack" Foley and Les Thornton vs The British Bulldogs 87 (9-13-86)

If Mick is good,God, hardcore, Dude Love, Mankind, or Cactus Jack, Mick is the coolest wrestler of all! And any wrestler who calls him a "glorified stuntman" is a wrestler not worth watching at all!

AWA All-Star Wrestling (1972–1990)

Very stupid but likable comedy.

[3/10 · 9 January 2005]

Yes AWA wrestling how can anyone forget about this unreal show. First they had a very short interviewer named Marty O'Neil who made "Rock n Roll" Buck Zumhofe look like a nose tackle. Then it was Gene Okerland who when he got "mad as the wrestler" would say either "Were out of time" or "Well be right back" acting like he was mad but actually sounding forced. After he went to the WWF Ken Resneck took over even though his mustache looked like week old soup got stuck to it was a very fine interviewer who "Georgeous" Jimmy Garvin called mouse face which made me fall off my chair laughing. After he jumped ship then Larry Nelson came on board which he was so bad that Phyllis George would of been an improvement! Then there's Doug McLeod the best wrestling announcer ever who made every match exciting with his description of blows! Then he was offered more pay by the Minnesota North Stars hockey team. At ringside who can forget Roger Kent who's mispronouncing of words and sentences were historic Like when a wrestler was big "Hes a big-on!" punched or kicked in the guts "right in the gussets"or when kicked "He punted him" or "the "piledriver should be banned" after Nick Bockwinkle used it on a helpless opponent.(Right Roger like you care!) After he left to greener money(WWF) they had Rod Trongard who's announcing style was great but different. Like when a wrestler scraped the sole of his boot across another guys forehead he'd say"Right across the front-e-lobe" or when a wrestler is in trouble "Hes in a bad bad way". He also would say AWA the baddest,toughest,meanest, most scientific wrestlers are here right in the AWA!(No extra money Verne Gagne!) After he left(WWF) Larry(Wheres Phyllis?!) Nelson took over and I would talk to someone else or totally ignore him.(WWE wisely didn't take him!) Also Greg Gagne had the ugliest wrestling boots I ever saw a yellow color of something I don't want to say.Also when hes looking for the tag he looks like he wants to get it over with so that he can run to the nearest restroom! Jumpin Jim Brunzell was such a great dropkick artist that you wonder why Greg was ever his partner. Jerry Blackwell(RIP)was also a superstar wrestler but you wonder why Verne had himself win against him.(Puhleeeeze!) Then when Vince McMahon would hire Gagnes jobbers, he would make most of them wrestle squash matches. I like to see the Gagne family say wrestlings real now!