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Amityville Horror: The Evil Escapes (1989)
stay away priest
One of the best of the amityville films...
its just a shame that its not actually set in amityville...
but the movie does start off in the house which I loved, I just wish it stayed there.
the house is finally blessed and all the furniture is sold off, the evil enters the furniture and off it goes to a new location booooooo
the evil is the lamp, and its a very creepy looking lamp too, its a low budget horror but its done really well...
Bad Santa 2 (2016)
wtf
We all love the first film, it was great, this film is very dark and very awful.
first at the end of the first film, willy had redeemed himself and turned into the good guy, but in this, he seems like a bad guy again, being nasty to the "kid" trying to
steal from him and stuff..
and that black dwarf guy is bad and I hate him, I really hate him after he killed the store security guy in the first film, and he was talking about tea bagging people.
then Kathy bates shows up and I dont know if the film makers intended her to be as revolting as she looks here, but she literally made me sick looking at her. I dont wanna see some saggy old women in underwear AT ANY POINT IN MY LIFE.
the film is just dark and doesn't have any good gags,
and at the end when it shows them photos of Willys ball sack on the dwarfs face was too much, I dont wanna see ball sacks in movies I watch
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
You can't get the adrenaline pumping without the terror good people
the best Friday film of the series... its great seeing Jason in a different setting for a chance, and New York is the best setting you can put him... yes, he's only there for half an hour, but what people don't seem to understand is that this is a low budget horror film, I think they did pretty good, obviously, we wanted Jason in Central Park and stuff, but what we got was good.. I just don't see how people can dislike this but like the other Friday films? they are all basically the same, teens getting killed by Jason, thats it... what were you expecting?
and as for the end, Jason doesn't TURN into a kid, this is just the girl hallucinating him as a boy, Jason was merely washed away... toxic wasn't isn't going to kill him people lol...
he came back for the mask later and eventually went back to crystal lake...
Ghost Town (2009)
great film
another good billy drago film everyone here seems like idiots, they've never seen a low budget horror movie flick and are not custom ed to how they are made...
guys go back and watch your little twilight films, and let us enjoy B-movie horrors...
i don't know what you guys were expecting, but you've clearly out your league.
effects are good, and i love the town at night, it looks really spooky. drago is back playing a familiar cowboy role, he always looks good as one... he was great in 7 mummies, copperhead, tremors 4, and now this...
the best part of the film for me, is when all the ghosts show up at the same time on horseback, riding towards the cast, loved the way it was all shot...
The Slaughterhouse Massacre (2005)
Jesus Christ
OMG oh god no. oh GOD NO.
Paul Gagné... what a horrible red-neck piece of garbage....
this man is a sleaze.. he created this film and used it as an excuse to basically exploit young girls int performing sex acts to the camera, and then just added a half-assed horror element... this man is a perve and just wanted to see naked girls have sex... the girls didn't get paid for it either... its very uncomfortable to watch, no element of professionalism at all... omg i feel sick watching it... please some one needs to stop this man, stop this man before he abuses more women.. he has to be stopped.. he has to be stopped....
Crocodile (2000)
ignore these loser comments
it's painfully obvious from these reviews that the idiots who posted them, the film was clearly not aimed towards you...
this is for the fans of the genre and since i am such a fan, i'm more qualified to actually review this film.
it's a killer monster movie, the story is simple... a crocodile is on the loose killing people... the acting is pretty good, and it gets better the more the film goes on... even the annoying guy becomes likable towards the end and he's actually pretty funny to listen to...
the movie makes you jump a few times, all the music ques are in the right place.. the music is tense and it's very well directed... the crocodile CGI is not amazing, but who cares? we're not watching it for CGI the budget is under 3 million, so what else do you expect? it's a fun ride right the way through.
for those saying they are one dimensional characters are clueless, this is NOT a character driven story... if you want to care about characters, watch a character driven story and keep your nose out of this genre...
The Football Factory (2004)
god awful
this is yet another example of why the films made in the UK SUCK a typical British film, full of scum bags, swearing, drugs, violence, football.. it seems this is the only thing British film makers seem to understand and it makes me sick.
all characters look the same, sound the same, and swear in almost every sentence... was this written by some scum bag baghead on the dole? seems like it.
the sad thing is, this does reflect what people are like in england. But i'll stick to watching American films, a country that actually understands how to make a film.
Cloverfield (2008)
great
one of the best films I've seen in years. ignore all the kids and the losers on youtube and other sites that can't understand what this movie is suppose to be.
the movie is told from the perceptive of civilians, normal every day people; so don't expect a lot of questions to be answered. this is not bad movie making because it was intended to be done in this way!
the camera work is suppose to be shaky, and the shots are meant to be blurly; it gives you enough without showing u too much and i thought that was great.
i loved the idea of knowing only what the characters in the story knew, it felt as if i was right there with them trying to make it out of the city.
if you want everything to be explained to you because you are too dumb to come to your own conclusions, there's millions of other movies u can watch that will give u that; but if u want something a bit different, then watch this.
Conspiracy Theory: Did We Land on the Moon? (2001)
they landed
i seen this program a while back and loved it... Mitch is an amazing voice over for the program, and the way its all put together makes NASA look like the "bad-guys" it's basically one-side, and when i seen it, i was convinced nasa faked it all. Now im older, wiser, i can look back at all the evidence and make up my own mind about it. I can prove all the hoax theories wrong very easily, and i have since been on the nasa website and seen for myself the full length video footage of them walking on the moon, i watched hours and hours of it... as much as i wanted the moon landing to be fake, after what i seen, i just can't prove it was fake... it certainly looks real now. That's fine with me, i'll go with it, nasa did indeed land on the moon; with that in mind comes and other conspiracy: the alien moon base they found on the moon.
Return to Cabin by the Lake (2001)
better than the original
actually... that "video camera" effect, is just that, it's an effect, a rather good one.. (u don't know much about directing a film do you?) this film is in fact BETTER than the original, it's great fun to watch, made for TV, doesn't need to follow any rules. I find it hard to watch number 1 because of how he kills the first girl, its disturbing. and all the time we are routing for Judd Nelson to get away with it, we as the viewers are on his side. i hope one day we will see a 3rd cabin by the lake but i doubt it. Watching this film you can understand how real movies are made, as this is sort of like a film within a film. Judd is one of the scariest villains ever, and he's more realistic, he doesn't just mindlessly chop people up like in other horrors.
Seven Mummies (2006)
mummies were good
i got this film cos I'm a fan of Billy drago, he was cool in it.
I didn't like the montages of images as they were walking through the desert, and that horrible choice of music (ganster rap) i didn't catch anyones name, there were some plot holes in it, but that didn't really bother me all that much. i did like the actual mummies, and i liked the fight scenes with them in it, but i don't understand why is was so short, and what happened to them? they came, kicked back, and then vanished. i didn't catch what happened to, billy drago's two hench men either. i was left with lots of questions after this movie, but i still enjoyed watching it.
but any fan of drago's should get this anyway.