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Mga anak ng unos (2014)
A stoner documentary: slow, almost no dialogue but beautiful in a nostalgic way
This documentary is black and white, runs for 2 hours and 20 minutes, there's about 10 minutes of dialogue in total and it has no story.
It's basically a bunch of children roaming around a wasteland that used to their village before the hurricane smashed down most of the houses with gigantic ships that it carried ashore and drowned half the population.
So, there's a couple of ships that are about the height of a 5-story building resting next to a bunch of shacks made of bamboo and tarp or just shabby tents that look like something from World War II. And there's mud all over the place. But luckily, some of the ships were left in the sea and it's a total blast to go with your friends and climb them and jump into the sea and bring some kinda raft-thing to them and just hang around and jump into the sea some more. Yeah, life sucks, everyone's dead and the village is a pool of mud but hey, we're kids and we're gonna have fun like no one else in the world. I mean, do you have a bunch of wrecked freight ships in your water park?
Judge Maria Lopez (2006)
Let's hope real judges don't work this way.
If I had to go to court and had a nightmare the night before the trial, this would be it. Judge Maria Lopez decides the cases on her own, doesn't give a damn about what actually happened but simply rules in favor of whoever she likes better. And there's no appeal.
In a lot of the cases on the show, what happens is this: A customer says a contractor did a horrible job fixing this or that and produces pictures of something looking bad. The contractor says that either this isn't his work or that this is his work half way through being done, so it's natural it looks bad. Judge Maria Lopez says the contractor is a crook and rules in favor of the customer. Done. Let's not bother with any facts, this looks bad, you look bad, the other guy/woman is crying because of you and that means they're right.