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Because I Said So (2007)
Words fail me.
It's a waste of my time to write a review of this, and it's a waste of your time to read it. But IMDb requires 10 lines. Which is about 9 more than needed.
Characters: poorly written, and acted in the most grating, unlikable and unbelievable manner possible.
Relationships: completely unrealistic.
Dialogue: horrid.
Plot: Well, in one case the mother character gets (unexplained) laryngitis, which is the only time that the other characters get to speak more than two words around her without interruption. Yes, it's that bad.
This movie should have ended careers. Writers, producers, actors, studio execs, everyone.
Is that enough? Sorry for wasting your time.
Things You Can Tell Just by Looking at Her (2000)
Peeee-yeeeew !!!
The cable company just added another one of those lower-tier free-movie channels, and it aired this gem. It caught my eye briefly when I spotted several lesser actors from the mid-90's. Like the dwarf from Seinfeld. The girlfriend in Rain Man. The wife from Picket Fences who always looked ready to burst into tears for no reason. Ally Mc Beal, as sickly-looking as ever. Along with some bigger names like Holly Hunter (in her younger, hotter days) and Cameron Diaz. And Glenn Close as an abortionist? Well, you can't win 'em all.
This is your typical free-movie channel movie. Just totally pointless. You wait and wait for the theme to become clear, and it just never does. The guy who works at the bank got some action in two parts of the movie. I guess that's something.
Wikipedia was just as confused about this movie as I was, so I came here. The reviews that try to portray this as something of value, are laughable.