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Hijack (2023)
BIT LAME
It's like a bunch of Coronation Street/Waterloo Road actors were allowed to go on a jolly! "Hijackers" seriously should be laughed out of the park - the acting is abysmal! Idris Elba is trying his hardest not to laugh or roll his eyes The whole bullet not bullet - seriously🙃 Same old actors playing the same old demographic - lazy writing and lazy casting. Max Beasley playing same old same old must have been happy to get a pay check for exactly what he says - " just going to sit here doing nothing"!?? The main hijacker and the female hijacker are just laughable and as for the token Muslim hijacker - the guy must've got a call from his agent - role required for angry Muslim - he must've jumped at the chance!
Bad Vegan: Fame. Fraud. Fugitives. (2022)
BORING
I really tried to watch this the whole way through but halfway I was bored. This woman never smiled or showed any expression the whole way through being interviewed (think she's got a screw loose btw) The film basically just shows repeated video footage of her walking through her New York restaurant and text messages from her so called husband. Must have cost them zilch to make!
The Secret of Santa Vittoria (1969)
1960s MAKEUP
This film is meant to be set during the second world war but the hair styles, makeup and clothes on the women especially Caterina are definately of the 1960s??
The Starling (2021)
GRIEF
Not watched - just watched half trailer but stopped!!! How in the hangs earth is that grief?? Really - "Hollywood" grief???? I love Melissa and Chris but - really? Grief is such a personal thing that this trailer has so put me off watching this and I'm hopefully speaking for everybody that's gone through individual experiences but - Jesus - Hollywood - get a bloody grip!!!
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom (2020)
DENZEL WASHINGTON
I really wanted to like this film but all i heard everytime "Ma Rainey" talked was Denzel Wahington. Why did he use Viola Davis as his mouthpiece?? She is a fantastic actress in her own right but just mouthed his vitriol? As for the young trumpet actor - amazing - but why did he kill the old guy???? I know he was angry but he didnt need to kill the guy - he was so vocal he could have just expressed his anger without going down the "black guy has to kill somebody"route?? The whole film just comes across as Denzell Washingtons personal hate against white people!!!
Good Girls (2018)
Music
Love! Love! Love! This programme BUT the music is absolute rubbish!!
The Wife (2017)
Glenn Close's neck/chin
I love Glenn Close!! But I can't get over how her neck and jaw are so wrinkle free but they've obviously allowed her "natural" wrinkled hand to be shown at the end. Also the son in in was very miscast.