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Echo (2023)
Painful to watch
This show was certainly not marvel's worst, but for sure it is marvel's most boring, uninteresting, tiresome show.
It has no reason of existence, it offers nothing to MCU continuity and I reckon it just happened because Disney wanted to present itself as diversity - friendly.
Next to the uninteresting characters, one has to tolerate the vaigue super - powers of the protagonist (which they don't exist in the comics) which originate from some lame prehistoric creatures that passed to Lopez because ... nobody really knows !!
Additionally watching Kingpin out of chatacter was also painful if one have seen Daredevil Netflix.
Also why the Kingpin of NY has business in a small Oklahoma city is really a riddle, plus his obsession with Maya is also not justified and not understandable.
One of the most indifferent shoes of TV.
Rebel Moon - Chapter One: Chalice of Blood (2023)
Rebel Moon -- A star wars story
As everybody knows, this was a movie that Snyder want to make as part of Star Wars. Although that didn't happen, Star Wars is written allover this movie, they just changed the bad guys name and ambience.
Some cool visuals, some nice battles, some slow-motion and that's it. No originality whatsoever, a story that we have seen before, the sequence of forming some kind of misfits that we have seen before , the evil empire that we have seen before and generally I get why this was rejected from the star wars universe in the first place.
I forgot to mention that it is also boring -- therefore if you are looking for a nice sci-fi film, please look elsewhere.
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)
Sorry it just didn't work
After Chadwick Boseman death, Marvel took the worst decision they could. They replaced Black Panther with its funny side-kick instead of recasting the role. The actress who plays Shuri, was very good in her Shuri role, but terrible in Black Panther role. She can't persuade anyone that she has the leader material needed for the role, and physically her figure inside the Black Panther costume was totally ridiculous. Her "chopstick" skinny arms and legs looked so "out-of-concept" during the battle sequences. I don't blame the actress, she was called to fill way bigger shoes that she can and it flopped.
Also the final act of the movie where the big battle was taking place felt so biased and uninteresting. Not to mention the big script holes -- for example I don't get it at all why Namor left wakanda while he was winning .. just to give time to his opponents to come up with a better plan to defeat him !!!
Marvel backfired with the choice of naming Shuri the next Black Panther, sorry it just doesn't work.
She-Hulk: Attorney at Law (2022)
Worst TV show of the year
In order to compete with Netflix, Disney started ordering a ton of Marvel series so they can fill with content. Well there are simply not enough qualified people to create quality CGI for all these shows, nor enough quality writers to come up with some decent script.
Even within this context, they could have delivered something dignified and not this ... abomination (pun indented). This show sucks in soooo many levels. The CGI of She-Hulk is really really bad, the whole silouette and her movement is awkward and ... not human. It is so bad that it is painfull to your eyes.
However the biggest problem with the show is not this !! Who is actually writing the script in all these marvel series. I bet a 9 year old girl would come up with something way better than this garbage scenario.
Then there is the tone. OK we get that Disney decided to make things lighter, but this has crossed the line of light --- it is ridiculous !!
There was nothing believable in this show. The story sucked, Hulk sucked, there was actually not a real villain or something, all the kind-of-enemies were just clownish caricatures and they managed to make Emil Blonsky so lame. I mean he was completely out of character.
They introduced a whole bunch of second-rated super guys that were simply ridiculous and the whole 4th wall breaking was so forced.
There was nothing that could save this show, not even the countless cameos. The whole thing was so stupid, I mean, the whole phase 4 was so big dissapointment.
I really feel sorry for Daredevil who was also completely out of character. Im really afraid of what they are planning to do with him.
And I don't even want to comment about the last episode. This was the worst episode in the history of TV. All the writers should just stop what they are doing and look for a new job. PLEASE !!!
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Unwatchable
OMG what was that ? Why is Marvel keep doing this, they are litterally destroying their characters. I tried really really hard to stay untill the end of the movie and it kept becoming more stupid and dull as the minutes passed.
This failed in so many levels, story, script, CGI, characters, plot -- I mean it is litterally unwatchable unless you are 12 years old and I guess, after Disney acquired Marvel, this is their target group.
There is no cinematography, no characters, no reason, only some unfunny lame jokes, the repeating Thor goofiness which seems out of character now, some bright colours and some lame CGI battle. They must have given Russel Crowe and Christian Bale a very fat paycheck in order to agree to participate in that monstrocity.
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Multiverse of green screen non-sense
Marvel/Disney continue their streak of mediocrity and plotless movies. After Russo brothers and the Infinity saga, they keep delivering below average. Spiderman No Way Home was saved by nostalgia, but there was no saviour for this mess.
They keep serving us the same green-screened movies with some cool visuals and trick the fans with cameos and new promising characters (and actors who are allured by the fat paychecks). In this movie, the multiverse characters serve absolutely nothing in the movie plot. They are just there for 5-10 mins and they are completely wasted.
They also present conveniently key elements for the movie without any prior reference to them (magic books, magic mountains, magic creatures, magic artifacts)
I bet Benedict Cumberbatch spent the entire filming moving entlessly his hands in circles while fastened within some ropes from the studio ceiling.
PS : Why Wanda didnt go out dating, find a decent (non-robot guy) and give birth to her own real children instead of messing the multiverse ?
PS2 : Where was the father (Vision) it the other universes ?
PS3: Where was sorcerer supreme while Wanda was messing with Westview and Darkhold ?
PS4: Too many questions (and plotholes) , so few universes.
The Batman (2022)
Finally a Batman movie !!!
I'd like to congratulate the director for his work in the movie. The cinematography and his shots are spectacular. It's like we meet quality cinema again. I loved all the characters, the casting did a very good job, they deliver excellent performances. The story is brilliant and finally we got to see a cool Riddler story.
Enjoyed it till the last minute
PS: If you are used to these goofy marvel colourful versions full of green screens, tacky dialogues and stupid jokes, then this movie is not for you.
Moon Knight (2022)
OMG !!!
Marvel keeps lowering the quality barrier. Obviously Disney has a lot to do with this. This show was so painful to watch. Unbelievable boring, childish, uninteresting and dumm !!! I mean, some ridiculous tacky gods fighting with fists and stuff and acting like spoiled toddlers. Oh, and there is barely any Moonknight in it.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
I'll pretend this didn't happen
Omg I knew this was bad from all the reviews but really nobody could prepare me that it would be THAT bad.
Please Hollywood stop trying to cash on nostalgia. Let franchises like Terminator, Bourne or Matrix where they belong, in their glorious past.
This was a movie that nobody asked and had NOTHING to tell. Fight scenes were so poor, CGI was so inferior than the one 20 years ago !!
PS : You managed to ruin the coolest bad guy of all times (Agent Smith) ...
PS2 : I'll just erase it from my memory. One star because you tried to ruin my favorite movie trilogy.
Don't Look Up (2021)
Finally something fresh
If you are tired from Hollywood typical hero (or superhero) films and happy ends, this movie is for you as it is something fresh.
People are claiming that this is a political and social satire but the sad truth is, it presents the truth of today's world. There is no exaggeration there, it is exactly how our world functions right now. The sad part is that things are getting worse and worse.
I don't know if this movie will make you laugh or depress you or maybe both, what I do know is that it delivers loud and clear the messages it wants to.
Superb cast - each one of them playing their role ideally.
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Nostalgia meets lazy writing
Please stop celebrating mediocrity. The premise was super-exciting but the execution really poor. I can understand the hype for Andrew and Tobey however I cannot swallow the really shallow and dumb plot full of holes and unforeseen conveniences.
The problem is that people are used to mediocre marvel plots just because the are fed with some cool visuals. Doctor Strange was also completely out of character here.
Hawkeye (2021)
Another Disney kids show
Apparently Disney has decided that super-hero genre is only for kids so they are delivering one after another --- this one is simply ridiculous.
So you can tick all the cliches because this show makes sure they are all followed.
So there is this teeny tiny girl in her early 20s, where she had some martial arts lessons, who without having been in any real combat situation, can take out a whole gang of men double her size ,easily taking hits that would send her to the hospital , forming a some short of partnership with Hawkeye.
A man in his late 40s, who has been through hell, fought aliens and gangsters and been to spy missions. Apparently they form a dynamic duo for.... reasons and they are after some gang whose low ranking members are the biggest morons in TV history.
Oh and Hawkeye has some cool arrows now which he didnt think of using them during the Loki invasion, Ultron or Endgame ... mmm really ?
Prepare to see the cool girl from Black Widow who is there just to exchange some lame jokes with Seinfeld and ofcourse, be prepared to see a Netflix show beloved character who they manage to ruin completelly.
Only thing more boring than this show was Jeremy Renner's face and acting who is preparing himself out of the MCU after the other big names left too.
WandaVision (2021)
Powerful start -- let down at the end
Watching the first episodes I thought "Finally something different from Marvel" and I really hooked up, especially after X-Men quicksilver showed up.
Loved Kathryn Hahn as Agatha, she was the highlight of the series. The show let prospects for so many things , but the end was a huge let down with poor cgi battle and didn't justify in full the presence of Agatha.
Anyway this was a good attempt of Marvel to start producing different things. They have the characters, they have the source material, they must do it in order to keep the audiences interest.
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)
No reason for this show
There was absolutely no reason for this show to exist. There is nothing there, no real enemy, except if you consider politics as the villain.
They try to exploit racism and refugees but it just doesn't work. Plus some poorly edited action scenes.
I reckon this show exists only to introduce US agent, Falcon's new suit and remind us than Agent Carter is still somewhere there.
Disappointed.
Daredevil (2015)
Disney should take notes
While I'm watching the boring, lame try of Disney to introduce its own series (Falcon & Winter Soldier, Hawkeye etc) , I do the comparison with Netflix Daredevil and .... There is none !! Disney should study Netflix Daredevil and take examples. Very good acting, very good fight scenes, respect to the characters, nice plot (at least for seasons 1 & 3)
Didn't enjoy so much season 2 as I found the presence of Electra and the Hand, forced to the writers so they could introduce Defenders.
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
Where reason left the building
This was the worst movie I've seen in decades. 0 characters, 0 script, 0 logic, 0 originality, really really stupid plot, even the VFX were poor.
Oh my god, Marvel is scratching the barrel and let's the quality diminish by the minute. If it doesn't start investing in quality (meaning decent script and different tone) soon marvel movies will be the new westerns. Lame, boring, predictable.
Black Widow (2021)
Copy Paste Marvel movie #20
Black Widow is a world-class spy so you probably anticipated a spy movie. Well you were wrong. You get a wonder woman movie where a character with no super powers is just indestructible.
The plot has no originality at all, you actually forget about the movie 5 mins after it's end. I guess after Disney acquired Marvel, we are going to see the same movie again and again. Cheesy dialogs, lazy writing, no character build up, some cool VFX action -> Served !!!
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)
Ridiculous
Absolutely zero character build-up , zero script, super predictable, boring and totally ridiculous. The movie felt that it was on a hurry, with forced and super convenient circumstances. Screentime was really short so I don't know which one to blame, the producers or the director.
It seems that their only target was to deliver some cheesy jokes. It was a huge mess -- I really feel sorry for Woody Harelson who I honestly think he could play a terrific Cletous Cassidy if anyone cared to write a decent script.
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
Finally some Justice !!
Zack Snyder's JL is a visual spectacle that granted justice to all the characters, respected the fans and the comic book enthusiasts, but also delivered a well-constructed story to all the viewers who may or may not have a comic-book background. Considering that the director had a limited budget to complete the VFX in his unfinished scenes, the result was excellent (comparing it for example to the awful cgi of WW84 or the joke 2017 mustache version).
Considering how much money WB executors decided to spent for the reshots and the butchering of the story back in 2017 just to provide us with a lame attempt to rip-off marvel tone, makes you think how these people keep their positions after that backfire. If there is one thing all movie makers and directors should have already learned after all these remakes and the forgettable sci-fi movies, is that no matter how much money you spend on cgi and special effects, if there is no good story, there is no solid movie.
And Snyder invested in building a solid story and developing the new characters that were introduced so that people could understand their motives and backgrounds. I understand that many viewers are complaining about the 4hour length, but have in mind that this would not meant to be released on theaters. If that was the case, I'm sure the movie would have been trimmed of some redundant scenes (like the village song or Barry's second visit to his father in prison).
However I can't imagine this working as a 2hour movie as the executors intended in the the first place - I would say a 3hour version of the movie would be ideal. Have in mind that Snyder did not have the luxury of having his new characters introduced in other movies (besides a small cameo in BvS).
The only things I didn't like is that I had already seen the 2017 version so I was familiar with some scenes and this diminished the first time excitement (I really envied my wife who had no clue and enjoyed it so much) and the slightly altered tone of Batman from BvS. I preferred the fully rational and violent Batman of BvS but I have to admit that fighting aliens without any actual super-powers justifies his lighter and instinctive approach.
Overall I think WB have a second chance of re-instantiating the DCEU, continue this wonderful story a bring more beloved characters to the big screen (like Darkseid, Martian Manhunter and the rest of Apokolips). It's a shame for their heroes to be wasted in silly plotless movies like WW84.
#RestoreTheSnyderVerse
Extraction (2020)
Boring, Predictable, no plot, shoot 'em up
Boring revival of 80s-90s genre where the good guy gets never hurt no matter how many people he has to kill and the number of bullets that passing around him. A stereotypical caricature bad guy, a main theme played 1000 times, its just a totally flat movie.
If you go to the bathroom or in the kitchen for 15mins and you come back, you haven't missed anything, the plot is so poor and the whole thing so predictable.
Come on Netflix, dont just make movies by the kilo, invest in a new idea
4 stars just for the action and the interesting camera work
Murder Mystery (2019)
Unwatchable
OMG why is Jennifer Aniston keep doing this garbage movies. It only get worse. This is a totally flat, stupid, uninteresting movie with lame plot and dialogues.
Save your time and your brain cells
6 Underground (2019)
Unwatchable
Impossible to watch, an absolute mess, lousy editing, boring, predictable, stupid.
Cars, guns and explosions --- typical Michael Bay garbage.
Avoid if you are over 25