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Daniel der Zauberer (2004)
A Milestone in the History of Trash
If you're going to watch "Daniel the Magician", prepare to face what real, awful Trash means. This movie lacks all logic and structure, it's a painful, merciless attack on brain and eyes. Sit back and watch what I would call the "Waterloo" or the "Stalingrad" of German cinematic entertainment. Ulli Lommel, former follower of the famous director Fassbinder, has done a decisive step in the history of trash-movies. I don't know whether Fassbinder would be ashamed or happy about what Lommel so consistently has given birth to, but I am sure, this mutated freak, this abhorrent monster of a movie will be a long time one of the milestones in the universe of b- and c-movies. If you're a trash fan - watch it! Definitely! If you're kinda "normal viewer" - don't even touch this freaky cinematic disaster! 10/10
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Story poor, effects exaggerated, Darth Maul ridiculous.
What's wrong with good old George-Boy? Why did he do THIS(!) - this crapmovie?
The colours in the Film - THESE MARSHMALLOW-COLOURS!!!
Then this absolutely ridiculous DARTH MAUL - shining eyes, red skin and horns - ooohhh, how scary! (An adaption of the devil? - Oh my god...)
Darth Vader looks like having been a Gay-Teen-Anakin!
The fighting-scenes (double-lightsword!) are overdone and pure showmanship.
The whole story is poor and there is a love-story no one really needs.
All in all CRAP!