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Condor (2018)
Think this is good?!, you'll love Teletubbies.
Some good actors, a good story and decent budget; all for naught.
I don't know if it's the way it's been cut, I'm grasping at straws here...., but most likely it's just crap. Incredibly clever young idealist with morals works for the CIA....and it goes downhill from there.
Countless deaths because the main is a dithering buffoon.
If you like this show, you're an idiot. Sorry.
The Walking Dead: Lines We Cross (2019)
Poor consistency of context
So it starts with what I assume is supposed to be a well originated fighting force in training, drilling together by killing some zombies.
But here's the thing, rewind a couple of seasons and Rick 'n' Co were wiping out far larger quantities than this "army" tackled....but when they were on their own. i.e. Rick alone could take out 8-10 zombies in one tantrum.
So what's the point?
It's getting to be as stupid as FTWD. Good chance I won't see this season out.
Keeping Faith (2017)
First Season 10/Second Season 3
The first season was great, really interesting story and hooks you in.
The second season was annoying, a bit ridiculous and poorly played out. Switching a lead villains actress was a bad call, and if unavoidable it should have been for someone like the original.
That first season though...awesome and a must see.
Fear the Walking Dead: Brother's Keeper (2017)
Just when I thought this show couldn't get any better...
...I'm proved right, It's still crap.
Zombie horde on the way, lets piss about and waste time arguing. The shows a joke, anyone who rates this higher than a 4 needs a jacket and padded walls.
This show is utter poop.
Fear the Walking Dead: The Unveiling (2017)
And the ridiculousness continues...
....and the train just keeps on rolling.
Maddison continues to make every selfish decision imaginable at every given opportunity under the guise of doing it all for her family (fetch me a sick bucket) but somehow manages to not die herself.
A militia that is about as much use as a bar of lard on sunburn. Everyone else just sitting back and enjoying the poor decision making.
I've watched POV porn with better story content.
Come on "The Dead" just kill them all pls!!!
Fear the Walking Dead: Red Dirt (2017)
More stupidity....
Sending that young blood thirsty git to perform a controlled reconnaissance of a missing outpost?! Genius
Walking for miles back to camp without boots, sure....why would you walk on the soft grass when you could walk on the stones and concrete?!
Come on The Dead, stop disappointing me and end these sorry idiots. Feast my friends..FEAST!!
Oh...and for the record. Madison has never been a good character, she's an idiot who should have been killed in the first few episodes. Then there'd be a lot less better folk dead. Peace out.
Fear the Walking Dead (2015)
Literally hanging in there to see all the idiots get killed in season 3...
It got to the stage where I'd invested enough time that I have to keep watching just so I can see all the annoying prick characters who started out in this show....die.
Which I'm reliably informed should be happening in Season 3; it isn't easy hanging in here though...so many morons.
Am I wasting my life?!
Designated Survivor: Warriors (2017)
Disappointing Episode
The VP takes the reins for what must be the longest 2-3hrs known to mankind. And somehow manages to do whatever he likes without anyone preventing him, Kirkman should take note.
Continuity was just a bit disappointing, I hope things pick back up.
Captain Marvel (2019)
A wasted opportunity
This could have been a great story and film, but it's fallen flat on its Bum.
How does anyone get a cast like that and make a less than average movie?! By trying to concentrate on gender agenda, rather than great entertainment and magic.
And the truly shameful part?!, they know it's pants and timed it right before End Game because they knew that was the best way to capitalise and max out the bums in seats.
My advise- wait for the DVD, or until it airs on ITV one Christmas.
Wonder Woman was far better.
Alien: Covenant (2017)
Pretty disappointing on balance.
It's just all a bit silly tbh. And the very idea that an advance race that were perhaps responsible for our existence could be so dumb, laughable.
Pretty predictable, some corny moments and a bit of a lack lustre end.
Won't be watching it a 30th time...(kidding)
CHIPS (2017)
Enjoyable and entertaining
This was never going to be like the "old tv show...", come on folks be serious. This is a just an enjoyable and entertaining movie, nothing serious and some good laughs.
Yes it's not clean and something for the kids to watch; but if you thought it would be and were then surprised when it wasn't, then you're a bit silly really aren't you?!
Well done to the cast and crew.