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Lucid Days in Hell (1999)
John Brenkus has no business making movies
I watched his first film, and it was honestly the worst thing I have ever seen.
This film is better, but everything is better.
This film has ton of talented actors and their talents are squandered. Todd Stashwick and Bryan Callen are both very funny men, but you only see glimpses of their brilliance here. Natalie Zea is merely eye candy, and anyone who has seen Justified or The Following know that she is talented.
If you asked me what this movie was about, I wouldn't know what to tell you. It is seemingly improvised, but Brenkus is the only one credited as a writer. All signs point to an egomaniac at the helm, and I have heard many a horror story working with him.
Crimson Lights (1994)
God Awful
Honestly one of the worst films I have ever seen. Poorly written, directed and acted. I can't wrap my head around how any money was raised to make this movie, or how it made it past the first dailies. I watched the whole thing, only because I promised a friend I would. that friend was not happy with my review, but there were also not surprised.
Do not watch this. It is not even bad in a good way. It is worse than any student film I have seen. I'm sure the writer/director thought he was creating something heavy and deep, but it is embarrassing and sad.
There are literally millions of things you should watch instead of this.