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Tunnel of Love (1997)
really, really bad
this film is so stupid. its a short starring the weird guy who used to present the crystal maze after the rocky horror show guy quit and one of the bloody 'it' girls! that should be enough to make you never want to watch it. but the storyline is awful and confusing. it's about a biker who falls in love with a pretty blonde in a merc. it's making me mad just thinking about it! but the storyline isn't the only crap thing about this film. the acting is TERRIBLE! perhaps the filmmakers should've tried to get talented actors to star instead of recognisable faces. because they really suck at acting. tudor pole is sooooo unbelievable as a biker! it just makes no sense. beckworth just plays a smug posh woman. i doubt it stretched her abilities too much. the film also looks rubbish! the whole thing is shot in black and white (except one quick flash of colour) who knows why they did this. it just looks crap. the easy answer is that the flash of colour is supposed to signify the moment the biker falls in love but if it's as simple and obvious as that then the director wants shooting. i really hate this film. i hope i never see it again. avoid at all costs.