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Blubberella (2011)
Better than 12 Years A Slave
This was a cheese fest. Ridiculously low budget, stupid storyline and obnoxious acting. It was however fast paced, had great comic timing and did not take itself seriously. I actually laughed a lot. It currently has about 1 and 3/4 stars which means it has only been reviewed by pretentious self acclaimed movie critics who wouldn't know entertainment or creativity if it teabagged them. Really you people rated this movie lower than so called works of art like "12 years a slave" (Boring, boring, boring, and lacking any creativity at all. Oh here is a new idea let's make a movie about slavery and how sadistic every white person in history has been. That wasn't already done to death or anything.). LOL! Seriously this movie is fun. Pull the stick out of your ass and watch it for fun. Plus fat girls are funny, political incorrectness is funny, gay stereotypes are funny, potty humor is funny and everything else that offends (Sorry, makes pompous douchebags pretend they are offended because that is hip in today's society) is funny. Give it a chance and if you really want to see what a 1 and 3/4 star movie looks like turn on SyFy and watch anything. E.G, "Skeleton Man." Or rent anything deemed Oscar's best picture. E.G, "Brokeback Mountain."
El monstro del mar! (2010)
Third Worst Movie I have EVER seen.
Skeleton Man is the worst just so you have a comparison. Wow! Wow! This movie was a steaming dogpile of wretched octopus vomit. Who are you people that are reviewing this with lauded gusto? Holy Balls, I will never get my hour and whatever odd minutes of life back. The effects? The tentacles were all sock puppets. Someone literally bought a hundred plus socks, painted them green and put them on peoples hands. The plot? There were two of them, Hell if I understood any of them. The only redeeming quality was Kate Watts and that's only because I have a thing for Betty Page bangs. My IQ dropped 43 points from watching this alone. The best part about it is somehow it won like 400 awards. Seriously? They are weird awards like "Best movie 2010" from the Hoboken Community College claymation foundation, but they are awards. I thought this would be a fun movie. It was not. El Monstro Del Mar are there many people who speak Spanish in Queensland?