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Teeth (2007)
NOT what i expected
a friend of mine told me there was this crazy movie about this chick who has teeth in her vagina and 'bites' off guys dicks. of course, i jumped at the chance to see it.
yeah, that kinda is what its about, but i thought it was going to be this joke to just make the porn more interesting. i didn't think it was a serious movie.
i was surprised when i watched it because it was actually pretty good. they made the character likable and didn't go about it just for sex scenes. It had an actual story behind it that in a twisted way is kind of warm-hearted. a weird choice of words, yes, but thats what i got out of it.
The main character, Dawn, is this sweet girl who's part of a chastity group. ironic, right? anyways, she seems to meet this dream guy who's also in the group, which doesn't even believe in touching yourself. now, i'm a girl, but i understand a mans need to do what he's gotta do. its no wonder this kid ends up raping her in a cave with the excuse that he hadn't jerked off since easter. but, karma's a bitch. So, in Dawn's first encounter, she ends up biting off the guys dick, but with her vagina. isn't it genius?! But Dawn learns that if she wants the sex to happen and she enjoys it, nothing gets bitten off. But as soon as it goes sour... CHOMP.
so even though its not the greatest movie in the world, you have to give props to the writers and directors, cause you'd think a premise like that would be impossible to make. i'm in awe. cause seriously! a girl with teeth in her vagina biting off guys dicks! you know whenever you go to a superhero movie, afterwards you always think about how cool it would be to have those powers? after this movie... you(well, referring to girls)kinda wish you could do that. a guys rapes you... no problem. just 'bite' that puppy off.
I'd really only recommend this movie to someone for its crazy story and how well they made it seem less crazy. plus its pretty enjoyable, especially for women with hit-lists. maybe not for men though...
i gave it 7 out of 10 stars.