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Reviews
Mandy (2018)
WALOT
If you are wondering. WALOT stands for What A Load Of Tosh. I have read the user reviews, and what a load of pretentious twaddle you have written about this film. I won't give you any spoilers except to say there must be a thousand things you could have done with the time you (and I, unfortunately) spent on yet another Nick Cage disappointment. Nuff said.
Wish Man (2019)
Is it just me?
I read a few reviews before deciding this may be a worthwhile watch. To say I was disappointed is an understatement. Whilst there is no avoiding the messages coming from this film. Like do unto others etc., the way this message of good over sadness and some evil gets lost in a sea of sugar coated sentimental twaddle. At best, this is a film for a lazy Sunday afternoon. Uncomplicated in the extreme. Predictable and shallow. The best line in the film is at the funeral of Christian Ganiere's character when Frank, having been thanked by the boy's mother for attending crassly says " I wouldn't have missed it for the world". Who writes that stuff. If you like fluffy animals and candy floss, and you are twelve years old, this is the film for you.
Black Sails (2014)
Black Sails Review
Historically this is a glossy magazine. Titillating to the point of boredom. All shiny six packs and topless (admitedley beautiful) girls. Shiny teeth and sexy sweat. The plot drags on and on, with all the inevitable twists and turns of a sixties soap opera. For Christ's sake, wake up. This is just visual soup. Nothing more. Get a life.