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The Deadly Look of Love (2000)
A movie that is bad in every way, shape and form (besides Jordan Ladd)
Jesus Christ, I can't believe I've wasted my time watching this movie. I only watched because I have such a crush on Jordan Ladd. But watching this film almost put me off her. This is absolutely awful! I could have been watching Survivor Series 93 over this.
The lead guy in this was so bland and generic. I would love it if the great Mistuharu Misawa Tiger Drove '91'd his ass through a glass window. I was enraging every time he was saying "lake" and "cabin". I'd kick his ass.
Jordan Ladd, on the other hand, was absolutely wonderful. A true angel. But she couldn't even save this utter joke of a film. Sadly, she couldn't even act like she was off her nut when she took that truth drug. It looked hilarious.
I also loved the bit where Jordan accidentally spilled yogurt on her. It reminded me of a time where...nevermind.
Anayways, do watch this film because of it's awfulness.
Ashes to Ashes (1999)
Two Words = Literally Amazing
Now I have seen a lot of independent films in the past, but Ashes To Ashes seriously poos on every single one of them. This is an entertaining kung fu film that mixes action, comedy, sex, and brutal, brutal violence.
The characters in this film are amazing in every way. But the main bad guy in this film, Nelson, is the greatest. He doesn't speak very good English, but that's what's amazing about him. The argument between him and his partner in crime, Muhammed, about who could win out of a fight between Bruce Lee and Muhammed Ali was just insane. If those two did have a fight (which is impossible I know, but just imagine it anyways), let us pray that it doesn't look like Ali vs Antonio Inoki.
Another amazing bit in this film is where Muhammed is talking to his children on the phone whilst a major interrogation goes down. You have to see it to believe it! The last scenes in the movie are adrenaline pumping stuff. Some great action scenes that have you getting behind our hero, Gabriel.
So all in all, you really should buy the DVD or get a copy from someone who taped this film on Sky channel ACTV. I've lent this to my cousin and he thinks it's great.
GET THE DVD NOW!
Starrcade (1990)
A genius event
Many critics say that 1990 was a bad year for World Championship Wrestling. Watching some 1990 stuff back in 2002/2003 when Sky Sports was showing some old Worldwide shows from back then, I'd disagree. And watching WCW Starrcade, the last PPV of 1990, I'd also disagree.
The show was headlined by a steel cage match with then World Heavyweight Champion Sting defending the gold against The Black Scorpion, who had been annoying Sting for many months. The match itself was dire with the exception of the ending, which will have you marking out!
The show started off with Tom Zenk (BRING YOUR COLUMNS BACK YOU BITTER TWAT!) vs Bobby Eaton, who without a doubt is one of the greatest tag team wrestlers of all time. The match was brilliant, and I had a tear in my eye when I heard the Midnight Express rip off theme, just pure class. The Pat O Connor tournament had it's moments. Team Mexico (Rey Mysterio Snr and Konnan with a mask), Team UK (The future "Screaming" Norman Smiley and the late Chris Adams, Team Japan (The Great Muta and Mr Saito) and Team USA (The Steiners ~!) were the best teams in my opinion. The others (especially Team Canada, who sucked the proverbial you-know-what) didn't impress me that much.
Micheal Wallstreet vs Terry Taylor was an okay bout. Get a chance to see former WWE Diva Terri before the plastic surgery, before the marriage to Dustin Runnels and before the threesomes with Brian Pillman and Tom Zenk. The Freebirds vs Tommy Rich and Ricky Morton wasn't bad either, though you have to mark for Rocky King. Skyscrapers squash Big Cat (Mr Hughes) and The Motorcity Madman, even though it was sad to see Sid not doing any sick moves on them like many other jobbers in the past :(
I must be the only man who marks for Lex Luger these days. I thought his bullrope match with Stan Hanson was brilliant. Yes, Luger doesn't know how to work, but still, he's tildeworthy nonetheless, though I hated the finish. The NWA World Tag Team championship match between Barry Windham and Arn Anderson against Doom was a cracking streetfight. Both teams laid it into each other and I had a tear of joy in my eye when I saw Theodore Long, who is currently the General Manager of Smackdown.
If you haven't got this tape, go look for it! If you can't find it, bid for it on E-Bay!
Thanks for reading.