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Srpski film (2010)
i can't believe i'm saying this...
...this film truly is going to make a LOT of psychos more creative (to quote SCREAM).
this is by far the most disgusting film that i have ever seen. ever. I've seen HOSTEL and SAW and blah blah blah. Those are nothing. I've seen 8MM and 120 DAYS OF SOLUMN, which are extremely graphic in my opinion. INSIDE, MARTYRS, FRONTIERS. This film tops them all.
Pure satantic, disgusting torture porn. I can't believe I'm using the phrase in a way that is not a joke. This movie really IS the ONLY film that I would put in a legit category of torture porn. There is torture in this film. Torture beyond your wildest nightmares (most involving children) and there is porn. From start to finish. Every 2 minutes there is male and female frontal nudity and explicit sex scenes.
I won't give away the story (and shockingly enough there IS a story. I think the likability of some of the characters is the only thing that kept me watching so I applaud the filmmakers for that. Theses kinds of films usually have no heart). This movie balances basic human emotion with inexcusable acts of evil.
The film plays like a tragedy... Think Hamlet... Mcbeth... but add in ::SPOILERS:: rape, torture, pedophilia, and...well.... several things that have kept me from sleeping properly AND from sleeping with my boyfriend. This movie makes me HATE sex. how can I possible want that after how it is portrayed here...? ::END SPOILER::
This movie ay drive u absolutely insane.
For Colored Girls (2010)
ups and downs run all through this film
The emotions are not the only ups and downs in this newest Tyler Perry film. I have a great respect for what Tyler Perry has done. His films, however simple, send out positive messages and have incorporated music and humor like we don't often see any more.
This film, unlike his others, is adapted from a platy. A great one at that (so I've heard).
I'll be quick.
The acting is beyond perfect. Why was Janet Jackson not nominated for an academy award? Her performance was flawless. Kimberly Elise is always amazing and she does not disappoint. Let's just say there was not ONE bad piece of acting in this film. Them men were great as well. Kimberly's husband is eerily intimidating. Amazing work.
OK...
Here's why the movie didn't get a 10 from me.
The characters randomly vomit out poetry from the original play. However beautiful, it takes you out of the film. There is so much tragedy in the film... the poems could have been voice overs or in a diary... but not spoken aloud. That's the films biggest downfall.
Overall, this is a movie that needs to be seen. These are real problems that are faced by real men and women. Great job Tyler Perry. Can't wait until your next film!
Saw 3D (2010)
worst in the series (spoilers toward the end)
I walked into this film with moderate expectations. Thjs last few installments were rushed and not that great, but I enjoyed the twists and turns they provided. THIS movie, however, which could have been a 2 hour finale to a widely successful horror series...is a 90 minute pile of fake guts.
The traps are stupid.
The deaths ALL look fake.
The pacing is way off. When the movie ended I had NO idea we were even in the third act.
There are still some loose ends.
The 3D was only cool in 2 shots.
There was virtually no suspense.
The acting was the worst of the whole series. (with the exception of Tanedra Howard and MAYBE Cary Elwes).
oh, and the ending is 100% predictable and STUPID.
Here's my "spoiler"...
Where the F was Amanda?????
My Soul to Take (2010)
Wes craven, don't do this to us...
I went into this film with low expectations and STILL walked out disappointed. The trailer didn't do much for me except give away several plot points. In all...everything about this movie was bad. I only give it a 5 because I love Wes's films (usually) and because there were GLIMPSES of Wes's masterful approach to suspense.
The cast wasn't horrible...just boring. The only character I allowed myself to like did not last very long, and the final act plays out in a boring 45 sequence set in ONE location.
I never felt as though these characters were 3 dimensional (even in 3d) and I never felt as though they were truly in any danger. This is a far leap from SCREAM or the original NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. There was no sense of dread in MY SOUL TO TAKE.
And the 3d was useless.
I admit, The story wasn't horrible. It was vaguely interesting...but I don't recommend this to anyone.
ALSO: Although SCREAM 3 was trash, I was very much looking forward to SCREAM 4...however if this film was a preview of a NEW Wes...I have lost faith in the genre that he helped create :/
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
i had low expectations, but...
I won tickets to an advanced screening in Connecticut through Kiss95.7 and really wasn't that big a fan of the first two. The first was too high school-drama-ish to me, and the second i found alittle boring (although i saw it at midnight the day it came out). This one, however, actually had an enjoyable story. They could have done more with it, yes, but it was good all the same. Lautner isn't as bad an actor. Still not good, but he makes baby steps each film. Bella doesn't play with her hair 24/7 in this movie, which is good. and i didn't totally hate edward. So far so good. Director David Slade has added an edge to the film that i think was missing before. It is much more exciting, alittle darker, and didn't bore me to tears. I think he is the real hero here. I walked out smiling. Creepy, Sad, Eciting, Funny. This one is gunna do well at the box office. no doubt.
Brüno (2009)
o.m.g. woss up!
This film is ridiculous, outrageous, immoral, wrong, insane, graphic, humiliating, politically incorrect, and Way better then BORAT!!!! I saw Borat and didn't understand what all the fuss was about. And after seeing so many commercials for this movie about a gay Austrian fashion guru or whatever who comes to America to be a celebrity...I didn't think it would work. I thought it would just be stupid, controversial, mean potty humor....which is was. But it was also More then that....it was...um...you know what...i don't know. Let's not sit here and try to categorize ::Spoilers:: having Paula Abdul sit on a Mexican who is her 'chair' or rocking a baby cradle with a sex machine....or even telling a devoted catholic that he has d**k sucking lips!!! ::end of spoilers:: I am a gay male myself. But I'm not feminine, I don't LOVE fashion, I don't own sex machines and bondage materials, I don't dress up like a woman, I don't want to adopt an African baby and name him OJ (yet) and I don't intend on doing Anything that Bruno does...maybe thats why I wasn't offended by all of our leading man's ploys to become a celebrity. But I Can see where A lot of other people are going to be offended....A lot!!!! So on hat note...go into this movie with a very open mind. I though Borat was stupid and not funny...If you Loved Borat (which, most did)...then this movie is going to make u s**t yourself...just saying loll 9/10
Quarantine (2008)
a surprisingly entertaining movie!!!
I walked into this movie with low expectations. I was actually supposed to sneak in, but they were checking tickets :( so had to buy. anyway. It started goofy and predictable, but well acted. I actually felt like these were real people. And with a movie like this, i expected the filmmakers to try too hard to make us like the characters. I was expecting over the top niceness and blah blah blah. Wasn't like that. anyway, I'll shut up and just say that the movie got amazing!!! predictable in some parts (I already knew the ending...they give it away) but the effects are great, solid acting, awesome gore, CONSTANT suspense!!! i would even pay to this again. and i don't ever do that lol if u wanna see a movie that will make u jump way the hell out of ur seat, then see this move!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
beats the remake to death...literally!
I loved this movie in all of it's brutal, insane glory! From beginning to end, the movie was far more intense and scary than the remake. Now, don't get me wrong, I loved the remake. I honestly didn't think that this movie would be that good though. I mean, the remake kind of started a new genre of horror (whether people liked it or not). BUT 'The Beginning' basically beats the remake to death...literally! While the 2003 Texas Chainsaw had some bloody parts and was very in your face, the new one doesn't shy away from ANYTHING! i mean, IMDb says that 17 scenes were edited to get an R...I still have NO idea how this movie got an R rating. Every death is basically by chainsaw, with blood, guts and screaming galore. My friend, who I saw 'The beginning' with last night HTED and i mean HATED the 2003 remake. She laughed her head off. This one left her speechless. This movie reminds us what true horror REALLY is! The directing is amazing, the acting, music and scares are incredible and Leatherface is basically my new favorite horror villain, hands down. Did you enjoy the remake? You'll LOVE this movie! I gave it a 10. It's good to see Hollywood at least trying to give us some decent scary movies.