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Troma's War (1988)
Worst. Movie. EVER.
This is truly an awful movie and a waste of 2 hours of your life. It is simultaneously bland and offensive, with nudity and lots and lots of violence. However, the nudity is not that exciting, and the violence is repetitive and boring. Also, the plot is flimsy at best, the characters are unrealistic and undeveloped, and the acting is some of the worst I have ever seen.
I have heard that this movie is supposed to be funny, but it's not. I did not laugh once while watching it, nor did I even crack a smile. The makers of this film tried to combine a comedy movie with an action movie, and they failed on both counts.
Some poorly made movies are funny because they are so bad, but this is not one of them.
Don't Look Now (1973)
A classic of 70s film-making--NOT!!!
This film is absolutely horrible. For one thing, the title makes no sense after you have watched the movie. For another thing, the plot itself makes no sense. It basically concerns two people whose daughter drowns; they move to Venice for no apparent reason, and then scary stuff starts to happen. Oh, wait. No it doesn't. This movie isn't scary at all. The only scene worth mentioning is the sex scene, which contains enough nudity to offend anyone with a sense of decency, but not enough to impress people who want to see that sort of thing.
I'm not going to spoil the ending for you, but after the movie dragged along for 2 hours, let's just say I was EXTREMELY disappointed.
This movie should have been called Don't Watch Now. Or Later. Or Ever.