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Bulbul Can Sing (2018)
A bunch of static, great planes of India country side, with some flashes of coming of age drama.
Photography is great. Story is poor. Characters are stereotyped.
There is an opressive atmosphere dictated by the place and weather. When it is sunny, the movie is funny. When the rain started, it's all grim and despair.
That is.
And she could not sing at all.
Don't waste your time with this.
Spy (2015)
A total waste of time
The teaser is better than the movie. I fell into this spy trap because the rating this movie has (here and some other sites) is totally misleading. That's why I am writing this. Don't go to this. Is just gross. Nothing is funny and a total waste of resources like Jude Law and Statham. I did not mention McCarthy because I didn't know this woman, but I will never watch another one with her as main role.
It starts really well, but from the first scene when we were introduced to a full erected penis out of nowhere, the things started to melt. I am not an English speaker, but the level of "dialogue" this film has is the lowest I've never seen. I have to say that I like raw comedies, but it seems the train went out of tracks since "National Lampoon's Animal House" arrived. Back then you had Bluto, but not only, you have a bunch of very good acting and characters that mixed perfectly. In the end McCarthy is not John Belushi and Paul Feig is not John Landis...