SaintFu
Joined Dec 2012
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If you like the gray, depressing, life-sucking, brutal good guys never win of Game of Thrones, this show is for you. Imagine if Game of Thrones was in the American West, you just invented this show. Yes, these things happened, but at the rate and frequency occurring in this show, everyone would have been dead by week two and the Natives could've gone back to murdering each other, only there wouldn't have been any Natives left when white settlers showed up because they would have already murdered each other into oblivion according to the writers of this show. Don't worry, just like Game of Thrones it's not just senseless physical violence, there's senseless sexual violence too!
I think Netflix's versions of Christmas movies have been fun, goofy, and whimsical in a Midwestern sense. They usually find actors and writers above the Hallmark level.
This one did not. Chad Michael Murray's hair color and style looked like AI designed a person. His already inconsiderable talent seemed even further phoned in. Sadly, even his ripped physique actually looks kind of sickly.
The lady lead is no better, but the story is stupid AF. The family's failed business will remain relatively irrelevant in the town even once it's saved. The people who were going to buy it were also going to pay the 30k in debt as well, so rational people will find themselves immediately not on board and probably upset with the twit of a daughter.
This one did not. Chad Michael Murray's hair color and style looked like AI designed a person. His already inconsiderable talent seemed even further phoned in. Sadly, even his ripped physique actually looks kind of sickly.
The lady lead is no better, but the story is stupid AF. The family's failed business will remain relatively irrelevant in the town even once it's saved. The people who were going to buy it were also going to pay the 30k in debt as well, so rational people will find themselves immediately not on board and probably upset with the twit of a daughter.