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The Guvnors (2014)
Annoying character
That annoying character playing Shanko, constantly sniffing and picking his nose.
Just blow your nose and quit snorting stuff, however you never see hem do that?
I have had several times that I wanted to stop watching, just because of that.
It is a good story, nice acting. A bit slow here and there, a bit confusing, with all the flasback. So, one needs to keep attention.
I think it might depict the current situation of london, and the problems that the youth has to deal with. Even if the current situation isnt much different then a generation or two generations ago.
I thought it would be a London-gangster movie, but I am not sure if that would describe it.
If these were my friends, I would be happy to be alone
Good movie.
The Last Drop (2006)
What were they thinking
The Dutch girls just brabbel something, why didn't they find someone who actually speaks dutch? I could have helped with both german and dutch. A little effort would have been nice
Why is the windmill turning, they are not milling, and why is the central axis not moving when the mill is rotating? This mill is a typical building you wouldn't find in the Netherlands (and I really mean nowhere in the Netherlands). And why won't the germans speak german? It is all a bit embarrassing.
The Netherlands is famous for not having any bamboo. But this canal is covered with it
A little bit of research, just a tad, moght have been a decent idea.
A sergeant who's leg just magically heals? A german officer who is capable of dodging bullets? An did you see how they stored the valuable paintings? The germansn wouldnt have done that, that way.
La casa de papel (2017)
Not everyrhing makes sense
When Berlin hears a toilet fluxh, he discovers Monica sitting on the toilet. Why would she flush, when she is still sitting.
Also, why does everyone need to leave to policetent when Raquel needs to make a private call? She could simply walk out.
Why is it not Raquels priority to solve the hostage, instead she starts dating.
They foreseen everything, every minor detail, except the stockhol-syndrom?
2012: Ice Age (2011)
What a waste of expansive film material
This film is a dragon. This is an absolute monster of a production. What a waste of film material and time of the camera-crew.
This movie should be banned.
The most used sentence is: Get us out of here Bill. While a glacier is speeding with 200 mph towards New-York, Bill has still got another 100 miles to drive and he thinks he will get there on time. Just walking up the stairs of Miss Liberty would have taken the family that much time.
Also, it is really very cold, but all the actors are walking with open coats. Bill's scar is healing really fast. How does he know it is just a scar, where did he see his own forehead after the accident. What did happen to the van? Got it lost in the snow. Why was there no time to go back to get the phone, the only item they can track the daughter.
I really had hoped that in the end the family got stuck in the snow and froze up, because they were to stupid to tell their daughter to go south and try in a retarded way to find her.
For anyone who is still considering if you need to see the film: Go take a good look at the cover of the DVD, the complete special effects budget was used there. I see two adults holding hands of a child: this child is never to be seen in the film. And the airplane flying through collapsing buildings: also not in the movie.
Deep Core (2000)
what a crappy movie
Sorry guys, but I think this was a very crappy disaster movie. It starts when everyone is introduced while the movie has already begun. Over and over again I get to see all the names, written in flames.
The complete budget for special effects seems to be wasted on digital explosions, and these were not so good. The machine used for saving the world looks like a giant card-board box with Grey spray-paint. On the most stupid moments the speed is taken out of the story. Come on guys, the world is about to end, you're the devoted ones to save it, don't bother on saying "please", or stop the vehicle and start an argument about who's turn it is to launch the nuke, etc, etc.
When taking a roller-coaster ride in a machine through the earth, it is expected that all persons move the same way. Not in this movie.
The cockpit is made of white IKEA-boxes with office chairs with only a few monitors and some buttons. The drill is making a hole twice as big as the vehicle, etc, etc, etc.
I wonder, wasn't there an actor prepared to warn the director that he was making a disaster of this movie, instead of making a movie about a disaster.
I usually like this type of films, but not this one.
Mean Guns (1997)
As a not-serious-movie, this one scores high on my list.
If you're very fond of movies that don't mean a thing. Then this might just be the one. There is a lot of action and you don't have to keep your mind at the story, because, in my opinion, there isn't one. A perfect movie for a horrible stormy November evening, while you've got nothing else to do. just sit back and watch 100 criminals smashing each others heads with baseball bats, or trying to shoot-to-kill. Ice-T plays the roll of Marcus, a chief of the syndicate, and he needs to get rid of some lower-rank members of that same syndicate. His contempt of a hell's Angel look-alike is clearly visible when he says: "Then don't play." As a not-serious-movie, this one scores high on my personal list.