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Bullets of Justice (2019)
If The Room had a baby with Kung Fury... with pigs and Trejo
Dis the maddest film I've ever seen!
Yo....! This movie just doesn't give a F!! The film smelled of the Mos Eisley Cantina and that's a good thing!! I watched it alone and tonight I am having some friends over and guess what our drinking game would be?! Bullets of Justice...baby
- drink a shot every time a pig head gets blown or spot the many many Easter Eggos.
I mean, unless you are from the Academy, and all you watch is Oscar contenders this ain't for you, you snob... But if you want some friggin fun - the action is such high quality, the gore is grousome and the jokes are so incoherent, crude, stupid, lame and stupid and the Keanu Reeves line delivery style is just... spot on for this hahaha it's hilarious. All of this stupidity seems to be done on purpose and walking that very fine and dangerous line of self awareness beautifully.
I don't knoww... I DIG it! Original filmmaking, great sequences, thrilling and omg so fun-dumb! Obvi not a 10 but a 10 in its own right! Yo... WHAT?!?! Ha ha hahahaa
The Dare (2019)
Not another SAW movie!
This film rocks! I struggled with bullying in highschool so I totally related to Dom... and the Stockholm syndrome he develops to Richard Brake's character and how that relationship is told is brilliant! I don't understand some of these low ratings but I guess not everyone was watching it attently. Also - the goooooooore! The practical effects are sick, and the CG is well used. I can't say much more without spoiling it but you won't regret it - even if 1you don't pay full attention to the plot you will see some seriously f**d up things!