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Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)

Great addition to the star wars family

[10/10 · 16 December 2015]

We've waited.... and waited..... and here it is! The Force Awakens is everything we've come to love about Star Wars. It's big, it's epic, it's spectacular. And underneath, there's actually a big heart to it all. You get a sense from watching it, that it was made by true fans of the series. I won't give away any real spoilers- but rest assured Jar Jar Binks does not put in an appearance, so remain calm. 

The good guys are very likable, I thought the relationship between Ray and Finn worked out very well. It gave the film it's emotional anchor. 

The villains are pretty much what you would expect, but the filmmakers threw in a few twists about them that were welcome.

Add some terrific space battles, and you get a very welcome return to the greatness of Star Wars. Go and see it (but you already know you will). Take a friend or a family member. You'll have a great time. Because that's what these films are about when it comes down to it. 

Overall, Force Awakens shows off some snazzy visual effects combined with a compelling story and great characters. It won't disappoint.

Daddy's Home (2015)

Daddy's home

[10/10 · 14 December 2015]

I've always loved mark whalberg and loved him in this movie, I bought he did excellent.

This movie is definitely worth watching and will not be a disappointment you should really go to the theaters to see this one.

I promise you will like it as much as me, and I'm not lying this movie is very very wonderful.

One of my favorite movies all year, I was happy that I made the choice to see it.

Daddy's home.

10/10

100/100

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

keeps your attention seems like violent nascar

[7/10 · 15 August 2015]

Its a good idea making an all action movie thats all explosions and chasing but without a story it was just straight repetition. I didn't love how there wasn't a story but there might not be one single scene that was boring. I like the and furious movies better but this certainly could be just as good. I think other people would like this more than me as i was personally tired while watching so that might have taken away from it but i would definitely recommend it to most people

I would rate this a 6.7/10 but you might give it a 10

Perfect if you like exciting or action movies or if you just want to be entertained

Furious 7 (2015)

Even more fast and furious than the last one

[10/10 · 5 April 2015]

In this action packed movie about a family of speed racers and the criminals they face there is literally not one scene in the second half of the movie that you can take your eyes off of. they incorporate comedy into a movie about shooting and racing and it works perfectly.

Now for the plot.

Dominic Toretto is part of the fast and furious family. He seeks out a man named Deckard Shaw who is trying to kill him and the rest of the squad. The reason Shaw wants to kill them is because they killed Shaw's brother and he wants revenge. but Shaw is hard to find so the gang will need tools and the one gadget that can find anyone..." Gods Eye ". the team uses gods eye to track down Shaw but they don't kill him. Then Shaw gets the gadget and uses it to hunt the squad including a hacker called Ramsey. in the end they are in an explosive battle and Toretto and Shaw and in a big fist fight. I wont tell you who wins as you can probably guess, but during that fight Shaw's "Sidekick" Jakarde is in a helicopter shooting and firing missiles at Ramsey to stop her from hacking his system and getting Gods Eye. The team pulls off stunts to keep her safe and end up finishing the hack. In the and all goes well and everyone lives happily ever after.

I would give this a 10 out of 10 any day for sure as it filled all of its expectations R.I.P Paul Walker.

Sam & Cat (2013–2014)

just another Nick show

[4/10 · 5 April 2015]

Sam and cat is nothing special. It is about 2 girls who meet and become roommates. These two girls and totally different and that is basically what the show is about. This makes it boring and repetitive. The only reason i gave it a 4 is because it does have some funny parts. these will appear maybe 4 times each episode and if you watch it you will see. I wouldn't actually recommend this show and I like other Nick shows better but i would say give it a try, because you may like it unlike me. even if I were to look at it for only the good arts I would only give it a 6 so don't give it high expectations. It is still a fun show to watch for kids though.

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare (2014 Video Game)

finally some good Cod

[10/10 · 21 November 2014]

Up until this i tried Cod ghosts, Modernn warfare 3, Modern warfare 2, And Destiny I still really like Modern warfare 3 and recommend it but if I haven't played it at all since Advanced warfare.

The all new system of supply drops system is creative and fun with the enlisted,professional, and elite categories that comes with supply drops makes it even better. if you need help use either the: tac-19, bal-27, Mors, Em1,as your primary weapon, and Rw1(one-two shot pistol) as your secondary. The maps are extremely improved my favorites are Riot, Terrace, Retreat, Instinct. But all maps are very, very good. You should definitely get this game I find it great.

Overall it's the best game I have

Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn (2014–2018)

Nicky,Ricky,Dicky, and Dawn

[21 November 2014]

Funny show great fill in for the now cancelled Sam and Cat series maybe even better. Fun for the family and kids to watch together.

In Nicky,Ricky,Dicky,and Dawn 4 kids (twins) have fights,mishaps and laughs in there home from framing and blaming on their parents anniversary to a very "messy" mistakes mystery in the bathroom This is a great new show to watch which i really hope doesn't get cancelled so i can keep watching it. It is sort of like Haunted Hathaway's with the 4 kids messing around with each other.

I definitely recommend this TV series to you.

I rate this 7 out of 10

Skyfall (2012)

Best Bond Yet

[10/10 · 21 November 2014]

James bond operates on a mission to kill a bad guy who seems to be able to hack everything. One of the best parts of the movie came in the very be beginning that always catches my eye in bond moves especially Casino Royale which I recommend seeing. in this beginning scene bond is running after a person who is probably a criminal and he gets on a train and starts wrestling this criminal, and in the meantime his partner on the job is trying to get a good shot on the criminal. then she takes a risky move and shoots... it hits bond he goes down criminal gets away and how did bond survive after the shot and falling to the bottom of a body of water ? no one even the creators probably don't know so. but to the story Daniel Craig playing James bond is extraordinary in the movie and Judy Dench playing m was great. Speaking of M she has a amazing dramatic part in the end where the hacking criminal kills her and then bond gets the criminal back with a throwing knife, you should really see it . these two make a great pair and showed it in Skyfall. another thing is I love the song. I don't understand why so many people hated it I thought it was amazing

Bob's Burgers (2011– )

I like it more than Family Guy. . .

[18 November 2014]

There are reasons I believe this is the best animation domination show around. The jokes the way it just keeps coming back to become the best or just it being more"modern"

This show keeps you laughing and never gets old. This isn't like other adult swim shows, that's why it hasn't been canceled like the Cleveland show, Because. . . It's better. If you want a fun show that is sort of new and get tired of "American Dad","the Simpsons" and "Family Guy" give this a chance.I can't wait for more new episodes.

This show is hilarious and worth the time to watch

I rate this 10 out of 10 any day.

Tammy (2014)

Few funny scenes, Melissa McCarthy could do much better

[3/10 · 7 July 2014]

In the new comedy "Tammy," Melissa McCarthy stars as Tammy. Tammy is a very unlucky woman who is pretty much a runaway. She is determined to stay on the road with her grandmother, Pearl (Susan Sarandon).

This whole crazy adventure got started as Tammy was driving to work and while reaching for something like lipstick she ran across a deer, hitting it and destroying her car. Because of this event, she is late for work, which is the last straw for her boss, who then fires her. And as if that isn't bad enough, Tammy comes home early to find her husband cheating on her, eating a fancy homemade meal with the "new girl." As the two ladies get on the road they stop at a bar. There they meet two men named Bobby (Mark Duplass) and Earl (Gary Cole). These two couples have meet-up kind of dates throughout the movie. The dynamic duo do things extreme enough to land them in jail, such as throwing a beer can at a police car. Also, Tammy robbed a food store to get her grandmother out of jail on bond -- then realizes she had already been let out. Tammy did this "armed" robbery by using finger guns with plastic bags over them which the store employees somehow fell for.

It ended by Tammy getting her things from Greg, the husband who cheated on her, and moving into her mother's house.

I give this movie a 3 because despite these examples, it was flat-out boring with barely any funny scenes.

Gravity (2013)

Gravity brought itself down

[5/10 · 14 October 2013]

Gravity was a movie of suspense that was highly anticipated and had great reviews, but the truth is, it shouldn't.

"Gravity" is interesting all to about half way through the movie. It was really awesome how Ryan Stone( Sandra Bullock) and Matt Kowalski (George Clooney) where out in space when disaster struck. Debris from spacecrafts that got destroyed going around 20,000 miles an hour causing chain reactions of other spacecrafts. Ryan Stone and Matt kowalski must survive that deadly orbit and somehow get back to earth. But all the sudden, when it seems like both of them are safe but then while they are landing they can not stop themselves from crashing hard into the spacecraft they planned to escape in. Matt kowalski must let go and pretty much kill himself in order for Ryan Stone to survive or else both of them not to die. Ryan stone ends up being the lone surviver but living.

I recommend this movie to people who like suspense.

I rate this movie a 54 out of one hundred. because it was really repetitive an d you really saw the same movie twice.

Now You See Me (I) (2013)

where was the movie

[4/10 · 12 October 2013]

This is the end was overrated and though it wasn't the worst it certainly wasn't the best.

It started out out with four magicians who don't find know each other but get a card from an anonymous person leading to a trail of mysterious lights that bring the four magicians i to a whole new life of fame and crime. They are huge hits known for somehow giving and stealing money, that ended up putting the person who tryed putting them out of business in jail. The police want to them in jail and somehow they don't even though they now who they are, what they look like, and there also famous but they pull it off thanks to one person the police agent in charge of capturing them.

I recommend this movie to people who like action movies but i don't really recommend this movie.

I rate this movie a 39 out of one hundred.

This Is the End (2013)

this will blow you away

[7/10 · 12 October 2013]

"This is the end" will certainly bring you to heaven.

This is the end is about five friend actors; Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, and Danny McBride. They are trying to survive an apocalypse of the world together in James Franco's mansion. they must live on two big bottles of water, and a king size breakfast that Danny cooks all in one day. it all starts out seeming like an earthquake, but then while Seth Rogen and Jay Bruchel are in a convenience store buying cigarettes these blue beams started to take people up to the sky, those beams happened to actually be taking them up to heaven. later in the movie at the end, all of the friends (except for Danny McBride) are trying to make it to heaven,in the end everybody except James Franco makes it to heaven.

If you like comedies i recommend this movie to you.

I rat this movie a 74 out of one hundred.

iCarly (2007–2012)

A funny kids movie

[7/10 · 7 July 2013]

Icarly is a good kids show for kids and very funny show.

reasons to like Icarly 1.) It is funny.

2.) It is unpredictable.

3.) Wide range of shows.

4.) Good kids show.

Reasons not to like it.

1.) It is sometimes repetitive So it is mostly a good show.

Icarly is about a girl named Carly played as Miranda Cosgrove and her brother Spencer played as Jerry Trainer and Carly's friends the wild Sam who Carly does her web-cast with, who is played by Jenette McCurty, and Freddy who is the tech guy of the group who is played by Nathan Kress, and then there less important, but still important Gibby, who who is played by Noah Munck. Together these people kind of live a second life with each other. They must survive the adventures they get into being famous, from losing a member of the gang to getting kidnapped... twice!

I give this movie a 7.5 out of ten and recommend this not to adults, but definitely to kids.

42 (2013)

A truly inspirational film

[8/10 · 7 July 2013]

42 is a documentary of the first black man of baseball "the great Jackie Robinson.

This documentary tells about very little the baseball of his life, but mostly about the touching part about his racial life and how that effected him and made him so sensational.

Chadwick Boseman does a great acting job with the role of Jackie Robinson, and the role of Branch Rickey played by Harrison Ford is also amazing. These two actors worked very smoothly together and that is a big reason why this movie was so great.

I give this movie an 8.4 out of 10, and I certainly recommend this movie to sports lovers.

Despicable Me 2 (2013)

Despicable world saving me

[10/10 · 5 July 2013]

Despicable Me 2 is a great movie for a whole family to enjoy at a movie theater.

This animation is about a former super-villain, Gru, and his little yellow minions who speak a whole different language, but really help and are a life saver. There is Steve Carell, playing that funny accented voice of Gru. Then there is of course Kristen Wiig playing that girly-ish voice of Lucy.

Gru is recruited to the Anti Victim League (AVL) and he must save the world from a super dangerous serum that turns animals into into industructible ,eating machines. he eventually proved himself correct to the AVL when he solved a mystery by himself and he saved the whole world.

Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

star trek into the greatness

[7/10 · 3 July 2013]

Star trek into darkness is action packed, emotional, and a great family movie.

There has been star trek shows and movies for a long time, but this has to be one of the best that has ever been made.

One reason for that is because of the amazing acting. There was the main character captain Kirk played as Chris Pine did a great job. Then there is Zachary Quinto who played the role of Spock, the never lying, serious partner of captain kirk. Together they made the movie outstanding.

I give this movie a 7.2 out of ten and I definitely recommend this movie to anyone.

Man of Steel (2013)

Superman saves the earth... again

[6/10 · 1 July 2013]

Man of steel is an action packed thriller.

Henry Cavill makes superman, into a superhuman, monster, hero. This of course makes it a spectacular movie. but the bad part about it was it was that there was way to much repetition , and predictability, it was just not as exciting as it should be, you just knew what was going to happen throughout the whole movie, and that took away all the fun about the movie that everyone loves.

This movie could have been a lot better, and I mean a lot better.

It was a pretty, pretty big disappointment.

I give this movie a 6.3 out of 10.

World War Z (2013)

Scary, scary, scary, zombies

[3/10 · 1 July 2013]

World war z is very, very scary(living up to it's expectations, and a lot more) but besides Brad Pitt as main character soldier Gerry, (who had a absolute stellar performance in my opinion) the movie was a huge bust for me.

The pretty much only absolute good part about the movie was Brad Pitt's performance. Brad Pitt plays a father from the U.N. who is forced to fight in war against the over-powering zombies. Pitt's character always kept the movies having action. like the part he grenades the plane, or when he walks by all the zombies after he injects himself with a disease.

I give this movie a 2.7 out of ten .

I was very disappointed with this movie.

The Heat (I) (2013)

You will laugh your head off

[10/10 · 30 June 2013]

"The Heat" is violently hilarious.

There is a sad side to police officer Shannon Mullins, played by Melissa McCarthy. But then there is also the mean, funny, cursing side that keeps the movie very, very real.

Also there is a serious FBI agent, Sarah Ashburn (Sandra Bullock), desperately trying to get a promotion. She at first wants nothing to do with Melissa McCarthy but when her boss insists she work with Mullins, Ashburn's feelings for her investigation partner change. The two become partners in the Larkin case. They have to rely on each other a lot because they are only two people going up against a whole entire dangerous gang. Also, Mullins's family is in danger.

Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock entertain you throughout the whole movie .

I give this movie a five out of five, ten out of ten, and one million out of one million.

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

Action packed thriller.

[8/10 · 29 March 2013]

"Olympus Has Fallen" is scary, very scary (which is a good thing, though) as a meeting with the South Korean prime minister quickly turned into a terrorist attack on the White House.

Gerald Butler as Mike Banning, Aaron Eckhart as President Benjamin Asher, and Rick Yune as terrorist leader Kang were all great in this movie, and to me Butler was flat-out magnificent.

Part I was a 40-minute death scene where the president and South Korean prime minister were at the White House, which was under attack, with important people taken hostage.

A terrorist plane was just shooting at innocent citizens like it was casual in Part II -- this was nightmarish! But Mike Banning came to the rescue, killing a lot of terrorists and ending up saving the United States.

In conclusion, this was a great scary movie. If you don't like scary movies, don't watch this! But if you do, get your ticket right now.

I rate this movie an 8.7 out of 10 stars.

Identity Thief (2013)

10 out of 10 in every category.

[12 February 2013]

This is like "Parental Guidance" but a hundred times better.

It is about a rich criminal who turns into a helpful partner who helps Sandy (played as Jason Bateman) through a very tough journey from Florida to Colorado. This movie just has that pizazz to make a great, hilarious, movie.

One of the many funny parts is one you might have seen in the previews bn is when the identity thief knows all the songs on the radio and starts dancing in the car and Sandy shifts the car quickly so the identity theft will be quiet.

If you think that this will be a waste of time you are wrong it will be plain enjoyment, except for one kind of scary part.

I rate this movie a 10.0 out of 10.0 and I laughed about 5/6 of this hilarious movie.

Congratulations Jason Bateman and Mellisa McCarthy for starring in

"Identity Thief", the best comedy of the year so far.

X: First Class (2011)

One of the best movies out there

[10/10 · 12 January 2013]

X-Men First Class is one of the best movies of all time. By far. Now I have never (until now) been an X-men Wolverine fan, but this film just blew me away.

Another amazing thing about this movie is the absolutely unbelievable cast. It all starts with the star of the movie, Charles Xavier (James McAvoy), who was great, but my favorite was Erik, played by Micheal Fassbender, who was mind-blowing. And nobody could forget Sebastian Shaw, played by the great actor Kevin Bacon. I am telling you the truth: I watched this movie at least four times and I will probably watch it again someday. I give this movie an 100 out of 10.

And I am also telling you: Watch this movie. It is a great kids' movie, and good as a whole-family movie to watch.

Doomsday Preppers (2011–2014)

Great show.

[8/10 · 11 January 2013]

Doomsday Preppers is so underrated. It is so good, and to see what these people do to prep for doomsday, from building forts that protect against electromagnetic pulses, to having a whole house filled with supplies everywhere, including under a bed, to protecting against a tsunami.

One of the many parts I like about this show is the newly added scale that measures how protected you are from the disaster. And one of my favorite episodes was when a man built a whole fort that cost about a million dollars. He gathered his 10 sons and daughters and tested them to see if they had the skills to own the fort. Two of them will be crowned to own the fort after he died.

To me this show is one of those new shows that are just really good and different.

I give this TV series a 7.9 out of ten stars.

You should definitely watch every show of this TV series. and trust me you will like it. especially if you really like TV series that are about adventures, and outrageous things

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Got what i wanted.

[10/10 · 5 January 2013]

Batman, the Dark Knight Rises, is an awesome, exciting movie that ends sadly, where Batman makes his biggest decision yet.

The movie is about how Bane, who is trying to destroy Batman and the city, eventually makes a bomb that is going to kill all the police.

One of my favorite parts was when Batman was held in a prison, and you can escape by climbing a rock wall that was virtually impossible to scale, but the amazing Batman did the impossible once again, by climbing that wall! Now he has to complete a mission to stop Bane's horrible plan to set off this bomb.

I also like the part when Bane announces something at a college football field, and the field collapses as a player is running for a touchdown, only to fall underground once he stops.

Christian Bale as Batman, and Bane (Tom Hardy), are both magnificent actors in this movie.

I give this movie 8.6 out of 10 stars. It is just excellent!