What a hot mess this piece of garbage has proven to be. I guess some Z list actors are absolutely desperate for a paycheck. To add to the no talent long list of pretend actors, they also have that dolt of a QVC host, David whatever his last name is, playing a character. Apparently, he is not satisfied shilling items of extremely questionable quality, but now considers himself a thespian. With his pathetic lack of talent, his job should be handing out small samples of food products at either Sam's Club or Costco's. Why do you people insist on reviews be at least six hundred words? It doesn't take that many words to describe tripe.
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The Meg
(2018)
Another Jaws Ripoff
10 December 2023
The movie was something to watch when a person just wants to watch people getting chewed up by an enormous prehistoric shark. The movie plot has been done many times before this film. What made the movie even worse was the casting of the insipid actor Rainn Wilson. Next to him the other actors liked like acting geniuses. The mechanical sharks used had mort talent than that dolt. Wilson ruins every scene in which he appears. I almost stopped watching when I Rainn Wilson showed his face. People die, sharks die, and even whales bite the bullet. I must continue writing this review because IMBC wants reviews of 600 words or more. Who made up this word limit? It does not take 600 words to describe tripe.
Nightmare Alley
(2021)
The Original Was Better
23 October 2023
This is a pale remake of an old movie by the same name. It started Tyrone Power who did an absolutely stunning job as the con man mentalist. The film was in black and white, which added more grit and realism to the plot. In addition, it was quite a bit shorter than the newer version of the film. This character was a departure from the usual roles played by Bradley Cooper and he did was quite good in the part. Unfortunately, the film tended to drag on in several places. It was not able hold my interest as much as the 1947 version of the film did. The 2021 film had quite a stellar cast, but some of their talent was wasted on such mediocre roles.
Shotgun Wedding
(2022)
Lopez Still Cannot Act
5 February 2023
I find it extremely difficult to believe that movies continue to be made with Lopez in them. If we were able to use zero stars as a rating, I would use that option. Lopez seems to be reading her lines off of a cue card written phonetically. I attempted to watch this dreck with my Prime service, but it was so bad that I was not able to get through the whole giant mess. I have no idea how much it cost to make this cinematic mistake, but it was obviously too much. Lopez is a little king in the tooth to be playing a blushing bride. In retrospect, she has been married enough times to have been able to be wedded in her sleep.
Welcome Back
12 January 2023
I was happy to see that this show has returned to television, with one exception. I was disappointed to see that they brought that Garcia character back on the show. She was completely unnecessary on the previous episodes as she is on the reincarnation. Since it is on the Paramount streaming service, I am fortunately able to fast forward through her parts. It was good to see that most of the previous cast returned. I especially enjoy Paget Brewster and Aisha Tyler. I would like to see Thomas Gibson return, but I know there have been hard feeling between him and the production crew. The criminals are just as bad, if not worse, than they were in the past.
The Culpo Sisters
(2022– )
More Kardashian Want to Be
23 November 2022
More privileged air heads hoping to become major celebrities with absolutely zero talent. How many supposedly reality show are going to be regurgitated on the public before people get enough? I thought I would give this dreck a try. I only lasted less than ten minutes before I became nauseated every time one of the sisters opened her mouth. There is nothing real or new about this dismal attempt at yet another show of this type. The Learning Channel should change its name to the Loser Channel. The show should be called The Boring Lifestyles of the Rich and not Very Famous. Needless, this show will not be on my must watch list.
Making the Cut
(2020– )
Not that Great
17 November 2022
I did not realize what an air head Heidi Klimt is until I watched this show. Thank goodness for Tim Gunn, he was able to hold my interest to get through each episode. I could not believe that when they were in Japan, not one of them could pronounce Tokyo correctly. People, there is no E in Tokyo. The fashions are no that wonderful. I wonder how well they sold on Amazon. At the beginning of each season, I was able to to pick out the designers who were going home within first couple of weeks just by the way the entered the work room. I was correct each time. Were these so called designers rejects from the Project Runway show?
Be My Guest with Ina Garten
(2022– )
Not Her Best Show
16 October 2022
I love all of Ina's other cooking shows; this one is not her best effort. I watch her shows because I enjoy watching her cook. She has an extremely no fuss agenda when she cooks. Her personality is upbeat without being cloying. That being said, that does not pertain to this mess. If I wanted to watch a bunch of airhead celebrities spill their guts about their lives, I would watch Dr. Phil. I never watch Dr. Phil and never will. Nathan Lane was her most interesting guest, many of the rest of her guests were snooze fest. In addition, the tours of the Hamptons were just fillers for a show that should be thirty minutes long instead of a seemingly endless hour.
Monarch
(2022)
Pure Trash
2 October 2022
How simple minded do the creators of shows like this think the public is? The cast is a wast of money spent on their salaries. I always try to give a new show a fighting chance before deciding if it is worth my time to get involved. I could not even make it through the first lackluster episode. Who writes this dreck? I sincerely doubt if this pathetic show will make it through its first year. Of course, I could be wrong, the producers just might drag it on for enough episodes so it can go into syndication. Watching this could cause a die hard country and western fan to search for another style of music.
Elvis
(2022)
Too Much Colonel, Not Enough Elvis
18 September 2022
Looks like Tom Hanks phoned in his role. His acting, if you can call it that was disgustingly terrible. Austin Butler was the perfect actor to play Elvis. I enjoyed the parts of the movie that he was in without Hanks hovering around trying to steal the scene. The writers needed to delve more into Elvis Presley's early life. Priscilla's character was just a footnote. It was if she was hardly in his life. I would actually watch this movie again if I could delete Tom Hanks from the film. Tom Hanks sucked the life out of the movie as much as Colonel Parker sucked the life out of Elvis Presley and his career.
Darcey & Stacey
(2020– )
Just When You Thought TLC Couldn't Sink Lower
16 July 2021
Why give these two pathetic stripper rejects a show? These two women must be what happens when the Toddlers in Tiaras grow up. TLC supposedly stands for The Learning Channel; it should be changed to The Loser Channel.
The Laundry Guy
(2021)
The Bottom of the Laundry Basket
25 May 2021
Just when you thought television programs could not get more asinine, along comes this idiotic program. It is laundry, people, one of the most boring chores out there. I would rather watch paint dry than see another minute of this hot, wet mess.
Caged No More
(2016)
Important Topic
28 April 2021
This film addresses the horrors of human trafficking. That being said, I have issues with the acting. A dialogue coach was needed to instruct the lead actress on how a real Cajun speaks. In addition, the energy was rather low for such a hot topic.
The Kid Cannot Act
4 August 2020
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