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Beyond Loch Ness (2008)
Not your "garden-variety" cryptozoologist
"See now, that's why, in general, a mad scientist is less desirable than your garden-variety scientist." although this one is a vengeful scientist rather than, strictly speaking, a typical "mad scientist".
Playing now on the Syfy channel. Amusing, but awful.
What you need to know: 1. the hero (smoking Eastwood/Man With No Name cigarillo and wearing Indiana Jones hat ) is a cryptozoologist 2. the monster eats people the way my dog eats dog-snacks 3. probably way too graphic for small kids, although I am finding it very entertaining while eating breakfast 4. special effects work on the theory that they will REMIND you of "Jaws" and you will know when you should be scared 5. hero smoking his cigarillo in guided, chartered, small (10 ft) open-engine fishing boat and while donning air-tank for scuba diving (well, I guess it's just air, not oxygen, so no danger) 6. dialog(while watching on-board radar screen) "40 ft! There's nothing that big on this lake; must be a school of bass... " "We'll see, kid."