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Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
A Movie Trying To Be Too Many Things
Right out of the gate, you know you are watching the most insufferable, smug main characters possibly ever! There is zero to like about them, from their immediate bashing of a Texan for having a gun to their gasp moment when they see a confederate flag flying outside a building they supposedly bought. I mean, they bought property in a remote area of Texas. What did they think was going to happen? They then proceed to kick Leatherface's mother out of her house, at which point she has a heart attack and dies. I mean, I don't blame Leatherface for being pissed. I should not feel myself rooting for him, but that's exactly what happens.
The only likable guy, the Texan Mechanic, well, too bad he dies pretty quickly. To top it all off, one of the worst cameos I've ever seen. The only survivor from the original movie is allegedly a Texas Ranger, but she shoots a shotgun from a long distance range toward Leatherface!? Huh!? Oh, and that's after she decides to have a conversation with him instead of just killing him. Do yourself a favor, skip this movie, or watch it for a good laugh!
Making a Murderer (2015)
You lied to us all!!!
I can't believe I originally gave this show a 9/10. Now that I know you edited testimony, phone calls, court footage, and left out key facts it makes me realize how many people have been fooled. This documentary set out to create a nonsensical conspiracy theory all for views and attention, but at what cost? This documentary ruined the lives of men who were trying to get justice for Theresa Halbach. Now, you have supporters of Steven Avery that will go to their graves believing this man is innocent and that he was the victim of some mass conspiracy theory. Do yourself a favor, and skip this "documentary." If you've already watched it then go read the court documents for yourself. In the end, a killer was found rightfully guilty.
Vanderpump Rules (2013)
Show sucks without certain cast members.
*Spoilers*
My wife has been addicted to this show, and I catch it on and off with her. As a smut show, it's always been very entertaining but now, with Season 9, it's boring as hell. They fired Stassi, Kristen, Jax, and Britney, and those were some of the best cast members. Jax was generally a horrible person, but that's what made it fun to watch. The new people are so uninteresting and don't fit the drama of the original group. Also, if anything Scheana Shay should have been fired instead. She is very annoying to the point that we fast-forward through her scenes.
I don't think I'll be watching it any longer.
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Decent film
Loved everything about the film except Jim Carrey's over the top Ace Ventura performance.
Lady and the Tramp (2019)
PC strikes again!
I feel bad for Siamese cats, they can't even be included in a movie because people feel the need to classify everything as racist. It's a breed of cat for Christ sake. The replacement scene is boring, dull and the worst part of the movie.
The rest of the movie is decent but with the sad Siamese cat replacement scene, something feels missing and personally I would recommend sticking with the original.
Movie 43 (2013)
So funny!
I can't understand why this movie has such a low rating. It was so funny from start to finish and maybe even a little cringe. I stumbled across this on Netflix and glad I did. Even the girlfriend enjoyed the humor.
The Dirt (2019)
Wow! Very nostalgic and Fantastic!
What is wrong with the critics? This movie was great from start to finish. As someone who wasn't into hair bands growing up but did have the Dr. Feelgood CD, this movie really hit home. I listened to their songs tons growing up which probably helped me love this movie. Great story and the little girl in the movie deserves an Oscar. If you enjoy true stories and music, you will love this.
Captain Marvel (2019)
Okay movie with unlikeable main
I love how everyone likes to call out people giving the movie 1 Star reviews. The same could be said for people giving it 10 stars. I gave the movie a chance but it was mediocre at best. While watching, I looked over at my girlfriend and she wasn't enjoying it at all. We stopped the movie and discussed why. We both came to the conclusion that the main character was so unlikeable she was coming across as a villain. We finished the movie and it wasn't much better. A different actress with a different portrayal would have made this movie much better. If you are looking for a good super heroine movie, stick with Wonder Woman, it is much better.
Hereditary (2018)
Completely fell off
Great start to a film but it fell off suddenly at the end with a dumb and confusing ending.
The Christmas Chronicles (2018)
Wow
I was highly surprised with how much I enjoyed this movie! Definitely worth the watch.
Daddy's Home 2 (2017)
I was surprised
I didn't have much faith going into this but I enjoyed it thoroughly.
Lots of laugh from Will, and him and Mark do well together.
Didn't care for the Dad kiss.
Final Fantasy XV (2016)
The Worst Final Fantasy Period!
Combat is boring, items respawn which makes clearing the map impossible, characters that are super annoying, no real sense of progression or exploration unless you enjoy driving around in a car and taking pictures for a side quests.
Do yourself a favor and stick to final fantasy 1-10, actually I even liked final fantasy 12. I'm done with Final Fantasy games if this is what I have to look forward to.
The Walking Dead (2010)
Love the show!
Great show, and glad AMC came to their senses with Chris Hardwick.