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The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made (2004)
Not very thought out.
The narrator comes off way to condescending, and the reasoning behind some of these choices are baffling. Not to mention there are far...far...far worse films than those that make this list.
The list maker here seems to take unknown issue with future stars taking part in B-movies. Well i hate to break it to them but every star has to start somewhere, and making fun of them for being in a bad movie early into their career isn't a real insult; as every star has them. Even George Clooney and Brad Pitt started in bad slasher flicks.
They also take issue with old stars doing schlock or bad horror late in their career. Lord forbid a former star need a car payment or do someone a favor by being in their film....
They also make false claims, like the original ending to Frankenstein Conquers the World featuring Godzilla. This is just a out right lie or ignorant research. The original ending was even shot, and featured a giant Octopus. This same Octopus is featured in the films superior sequel, The War of the Gargangtuas.
Overall the quips and comments just come off way too mean spirited, and this is a MST3K fan talking here.
Still, it strike me funny how the creator of this seems to hate these films with a passion but if just fine with using them for their own recognition.
Fun Size Horror: Volume One (2015)
Mean Spirited?
Ive seen a lot worse films, to be honest. Worse acting, worse directing...yet this one seemed meh. The stories are short and blunt, often with a brutal ending. No suspense, no character, just SHOCK VALUE twist endings.
If you've seen one of their short stories you've seen them all.
Rampage (2018)
It's a giant monster movie, what else did you expect?
While some films in the Giant Monster/Kaiju category have been great (see Gojira) let's be honest, most are schlocky fun.
However there's nothing wrong with just a fun movie and Rampage was that for me. If you like giant monster films, if you like Kaiju movies, then give it a try.