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Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Meh.
Jurassic World Dominion meeting:
"Let's put loads of throw backs in from the previous films"
Everybody: "That's a great idea what have you got"....
5 hours later:
"The deadline for the script is due today has anyone thought of the story line yet?"
*Silence*
Did anyone remember the classic music?
"Errrmmm I think it's in there somewhere"
"No one will notice"
But did you at least get Chris Pratt's dinosaur hand signal in?
Everybody: "Yeah I did that bit"
"Did anyone remember protagonist dinosaur(s)?"
"We got locusts"...
"Urrmm well we put a few in, ones with feathers"
"Did we explain why?" ...
*Silence*
Moon Knight (2022)
Kids drivel
Random fights, no character development, boring narrative, feels like im watching the power rangers or jungle cruise.. I can't imagine any hardcore Marvel fan would derive any enjoyment from this.
Maid (2021)
Joyless
Alex is selfish, rude and thinks the World revolves around her. Sean is villainised but they said he also struggles from a messed up childhood.. so he gets no benefit of the doubt. A show with little umpf in terms of storyline...
Tidying Up with Marie Kondo: Tidying With Toddlers (2019)
Babe
Came here to write The Office Dinner Party, but see it has already been done. Surprised Kevin didnt dig out a blue neon sign out the garage. Cant imagine they are still together now. Babe.
Your Home Made Perfect (2019)
Annoying host but decent concept
The show itself isn't too bad, they pontificate a lot and drone on and on about the designs, the show could probably be 10-15 minutes shorter without all the filler. I dont know why Angela can't support her weight when visiting the final project, always leaning on people's walls or sitting on their new worktop or child's bed. Richard rarely wins because he designs spaces that no normal person would want.