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Trailer Park Boys: The Movie (2006)
Classic Trailer Trash Comin' At You
First and foremost, I'd like to say if you aren't a fan of the show, there is no reason why you should go to this movie just to bash it. Or even if you haven't heard of this show/series , then going to see this over other movies would be different, since most people wouldn't get it if they hadn't watched the episodes.
Trailer Park Boys return with even more humor packed with more screwed up ideas, swearing, plans to get money (change), and such. You see Ricky trying to get with Lucy again, Julian hoping to make some money, Bubbles to just rely on his "Super Kitty Show" and breaking down carts for cash, and Corey and Trevor once again doing their pathetic idiotic ways, while Ricky gives them sh!t for failing on all attempts. But this time, they attempt at making the "Big Dirty" happen, aiming their ways towards getting cash from a Movie Theater attraction, which is a large ball filled with coins.
When compared to the episodes, this movie still does very well. Yet there were a few flaws ( a new girl acting Trinity's Roll, not a lot of focus on the side characters like J-Rock, Phil and Ray) , the perfection of bringing out the main characters onto the big screen really beefed up their performance.
From seeing them on TV in a different camera state, to seeing them on a huge screen, was different to adapt to , but the classic trailer humor starts right out from the beginning with Ricky's message to Julian.
I was shocked to see barely anybody in the movie, it was probably my group of 6 and 10 other people, probably not a big fan base where I live.
To end this , I have to say thee best quote from the movie where I almost pi**ed my self laughing, it went something like this
*Ricky In The Courtroom*
Ricky: Cover your ears, 'trin..... F*ck you, f*ck this court, f*ck Lahey, f*ck Randy, f*ck his lawyer, f*ck my lawyer, in fact, f*ck bob's BBQ chicken, f*ck the sun, f*ck the moon, f*ck squirrels, f*ck this chair, and F*CK everybody to do with this.
LMFAO!
Excellent movie! If you are a fan of the movie, get out 5 bucks and go watch this well preformed film.
Open Water (2003)
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!?!?!
COME ON!!!! My friend and I just got back from the movies and when the movie ended (I was surprised I was still awake), We were waiting for the credits to get up and swear at it! That movie was horrible! The camera was blurry, the acting was really bad, AND DURING THE TRAILER IT SHOWED SCENES NOT EVEN ON THE MOVIE! That is the worst movie I have seen in my life! People in the newspaper gave it 4 1/2 stars out of 5??? Are they on something?
******SPOILER******
1. She says for him to never let go and she loves him, meanwhile she lets him go and drowns herself leaving the credits to roll and the crowd confused?
2. HOW IN THE HELL COULD IT BE PG when it shows the girls boobs and at least saying F**kers and F**k 25 times!
3. It says TERRIFYING, BETTER THEN JAWS, AND IT WILL MAKE YOU JUMP OUT OF YOUR SKIN AND OFF YOUR SEAT! The only thing I wanted to do was jump out of my seat and get the hell out of there!!!
4. The movies plot started out WAY to early, making no character development and the so called "problems" they had during their lives!
5. I agree with people in the other posts saying why would they leave them behind? Even in the end they would do a count and could remember the faces of the 2 lost divers!
6. The quote "Better then Jaws" is complete crap! Jaws actually had good shark attacks and a way better plot and meanwhile its like 20 years older! They could of done a way better movie, even if they didn't have enough money, and they wasted a good title!
7. The movie was so boring it seemed like it was 45 minutes long! I could name a ton more bad things about this movie but I'm not going to!
8. It was a lot like Blaire Witch Project with the HORRIFIC camera angles and it seemed like the camera man had Parkinson disease or something!
Overall, the movie was a complete waste of film, waste of acting, waste of a title, and mostly of all, a waste of my time!