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Saving Christmas (2014)
A slow motion hell
It's a movie that never starts, never ends and in between is just a lot of slow motion to pad the run time. It's painfully obvious all the way through that they didn't even come close to have enough story or movie to fill out the run time, so the solution was giving the movie 3-4 different beginnings, inexplicable and gratuitous slow motion shots all the way through, characters repeating the same thing at each other ad nauseam, and a hip hop dance scene that goes on forever despite only one person taking part in that scene actually knowing how to dance.
If your thing is watching bad movies don't even bother, it's incredibly dull. You can just look up the two scenes worth watching: the scene where the alien wearing Kirk Cameron like a skin suit is drinking from what is clearly an empty cup and the one where santa is beating up some dude to a dubstep soundtrack (in slow motion of course).
The Boss Baby (2017)
Deserves a Razzie
The only two thing you need to know about this garbage movie is that it's a) absolutely obsessed with baby ass to an uncomfortable degree that is neither funny nor watchable b) it has a blowjob joke between a 7 year old and a baby. I cannot wrap my head around the fact that somehow none of the people who worked on this asked themselves if this would be a good idea. So here we are.