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The Little Mermaid (2023)
Loved the original. Not the Mediocre remake.
The CGI was good, but that's about it. So many questionable decisions. Why interrupt the 3 minute song "Kiss The Girl" for 5 minutes of dialogue? A couple of new and immediately forgettable songs except for the Awkwifina rap thing. That was just pure awful. Nobody needed to hear that. It's as if the director said, "Okay, hear me out, we will ruin everything great about the first movie, put in new stuff that will not work and nobody will like, and then drag it on for about an extra hour. Let's basically write Ariel's best friend, Flounder, out of the script. And, we will barely work this thing into a blockbuster success by cashing in on the name. We good?"
Judge Dredd (1995)
I still have JD #1 comic book bought in London in 1988.
I also haven't watched this movie in almost 30 years, and I still hate it. The script is awful. The casting was just awful. The acting is terrible. The 'Outfits Designed by Versace' in the opening credits is outrageous. I made it to 43 minutes in before I seriously considered bailing. My wife said, "Had enough yet?" at minute 53 and I agreed. I saw this in the theaters in 1995 and hoped it would boost the value of my comic book collection. It obviously did not. I have despised Stallone from then until current for what he did to this fantastic character. The reboot was great and was hoping for more, but it could not overcome this awful, awful movie. Rob Schneider? Really? That is when I just had to stop.
Shadow and Bone: We're All Someone's Monster (2021)
Aye, yer a wizard Harry...
...is what I kept saying to my wife the entire episode.