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Settlers (2021)
Pointless
Aimless, pointless, and stoopid. Has the director ever seen a sci-fi movie?!? A beginning, a middle, but no ending, not even cerebrally. I feel taken advantage of, which is not what I was going for...
The Northlander (2016)
Wish I'd read the reviews first...
Wish I'd read the reviews first, then I wouldn't have wasted an hour and 38 minutes of my life with this sorry excuse for a film. I have nothing to add to all the reviewers who gave it a rating of 1, they're correct. WTH was that?!?
Il mio nome è Nessuno (1973)
Campy fluff
I started watching this because I like Sergio Leone, but this was a severe letdown. I wanted to stop watching it several times but hung on until the end. Not sure why this movie is rated so high but if you want strained comedy as campy as the Batman series of the 60s, this is for you. When I'm laying on my deathbed, I'll really be regretting the two hours I spent watching this dog...
Run Hide Fight (2020)
A Great Retribution Film
Great action movie. I watched it because Thomas Jane is in it, but also because I love retribution stories - I love seeing human debris getting what they deserve. And this is one time they do. On the critical side, a couple of the bad guys were a bit over the top. The dialog for them coulda used a rewrite or two. But for action and suspense, it was fun.
Les frères Sisters (2018)
I had no expectation this would be such a great movie!
This was a great movie! Completely unexpected - the reviews I read after are correct about the characters, the writing, the production values, the emotion, and the acting. See it, you won't be disappointed. I loved it!
Virtual Revolution (2016)
Surprised me!
After reading the reviews, which were all over the place, I decided to see why. This is a very good film and I will be telling my sci-fi friends to def see it. As others have said, backgrounds/back drops are Bladerunner / Fifth Element-esque, only much better. Enjoyed the hell outta this one!
Armstrong (2017)
Sorry, couldn't finish this
Some people shouldn't make movies. This movie looks like it woulda been a good sci-fi flick in the right hands, but not these hands. I assume this was supposed to be an action flick, but as another reviewer said, they couldn't decide which way to go. Let me help you - the scene where the hero goes to stop the second explosion? You shoulda followed the action hero, not stayed with the two paramedics yammering... Reluctant pass...
Money Plane (2020)
What the heck did I just watch?!?
I can't believe I watched that whole thing! I really don't know why Thomas Jane and Kelsey Grammer accepted the parts in this C movie, I'm confused! The director must've been a replacement or the script SOUNDED great, but the finished product - NO. I have a headache from all my eye-rolling.
Aw, What the hell, go ahead and watch it, you always have tomorrow to regain your dignity...
Run for the High Country (2018)
Well, I wanted it to be good...
As others have said, this was poorly written, acted, and directed. The camera work for scenery was great, but for dialog and (especially) action scenes, was below par for even film school projects. The only reason I watched it all the way thru was because the overall story was good. As for the reviews above 5 stars, they MUST be from friends and family...
Instant Death (2017)
Watching this made me wish for an Instant Coma...
Unfortunately one of the worst movies I've seen. Unfortunate because I like Lou Ferrigno and this could have been a good movie. This movie tries to be 'Taken' and failed miserably. The bad-guy gratuitous violence was over the top - like the stupidly written and dated scenes in Death Wish 70s crap. The director and writing was crap (I see Paiaya did both). There's NO WAY the good reviews are real, don't an hour an 38 minutes of you life like I did. Oh, and Lou, buddy ...be more selective...