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Single Black Female (2022)
I had high hopes, until I watched it.
I love K. Michelle, actually all the leading women but let's faced it, this has all been done before. It had me interested because I assumed we were gonna see something new. The fact that she is next door instead of the roommate makes no difference to me. The hands tied in front & feet untied with gags that your hands are free enough to remove, oh not to mention your legs are free and you make no attempt at helping your kid from the abductor nor to even escape. When they escape and BeBe is just hanging about to get caught? It was super predictable fromt the beginning. B-movie material, had high hopes and was thoroughly disappointed. You guys should've tried harder.
The Miracle of Life (2013)
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH?!?
The blob mixed with super low budget worse than B-movie. What's worse than a b movie? You can tell some of the wigs came from like the dollar store or goodwill. I'm simply lost on why it was even made, and yet I watched this. It was like I didn't want to watch anymore but I couldn't turn away either. I still have NO idea what I just watched.
The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell (2018)
This show is the bees knees!!!
I LOVE this show I've watched it at least 25 times. I wish it were more. It educational as well as a little holloweenish....is that a word? But overall it's wonderful to watch all year round. Who thought to cancel this??? I've been awaiting more only to find out there was no more, i would love to see more. It brings back my desire to bake again. Bring this back, powers that be!!
Bates Motel (2013)
Shocking till the very last drop
Finally sat still long enough to watch this and..........Freddie Highmore acted his ass off in this!! Kudos!!! He earned all of his paycheck, hahah-Vera Farmiga you gots to love her. She's beautiful. All the actors were brilliant. This is most definitely a binge watch, artistically beautiful and very detailed, almost hard to believe it's a set and not real. I loved it I cannot say enough. This is something I will watch again.
Earth: Final Conflict (1997)
Just got stupider as the seasons past
Started off quite interestingly enough but then in the 4th-5th season introduced a new alien race into it all and it went left for me. Be that as it may, I continued watching and my frustration levels only grew. Who wrote this stuff?? This is not how all human beings behave. Well, some of us that is, would do such things. These people fall into the same traps with the same people. Are people really that stupid? Did they write smart characters to be so dumb? And this Sandoval character continued season in and season out getting away with thousands of crimes but no one does anything to him. He just walks freely about. Is this reality? He demands immunity again and again?? Who the....what the....? It stinks
Time Trap (2017)
Loved the thought of this happening
How exciting this movie is. The thought of time being different just by walking through a certain space. Love time travel movies! With that being said loved the Furby character he wasn't on for very long but I remember him the most. And he's adorable, but some of the other actors I hate to say this but the word annoying comes to mind. Cave people?? Hmmm...could this be possible?? Some bits of the time suspension, um, confusion sets in for me. Overall, it was a delicious thought. I wanted more at the end.
Are You Being Served? (1972)
Didn't think this was my cup of tea
However, I was pleasantly surprised!! I fell in love with this show. I ran across it on prime video and didn't look back. The theme tune was catchy and you cannot help but to fall in love with the young Mr Grace he was so cute and cuddly(dirty old man). At first I thought it was blah, and over acted but in turn, the acting was so bad I ended up enjoying myself. I haven't seen all the seasons yet, so far it's fun. Some of the (p*y) cat jokes are WAY OVER DONE. I got bored of hearing them after the first one was told. Maybe jokes of this time period?? John Inman (Mr Humphries) character & Mrs Slocombe (Molly Sugden) made the show for me. His walk is killer!!
The Lodge (2019)
Three stars because
This movie started off with promises that it could not keep. I totally understood the message and the woman was cuckoo for coco puffs, but I also felt it needed more and left me wanting more of an explanation or a flashback sequence. Oh, and I also felt like I've seen this before. So this is why I gave it only 3 stars so had I known I wouldn't have wasted my time; hey, are they offering refunds for the time I lost watching??
Happy Family (2017)
Did this go through ANY editing process?
This looked like a fun movie offered on Netflix, but really ... the lipsync is HORRIBLE!! Who thought this was theater ready upon releasing it? It's not as if it isn't extremely noticeable. Not my mention some of the scenes kind of drift or go one way too long, you can only take a joke or gag but so far. Nice try. It's was only slightly entertaining, after all I was bored.
Til Death Do Us Part (2017)
How many times?
This scenario has been done to death. The writer could've told a story unique to them all, put some "stink" on it. And all the dumb mistakes and unrealistic "real world" situations that are clearly for the purpose of entertainment who would run away from an abusive spouse only to go a few blocks to an hour away. Reality and our general fight or flight instincts would say to go as far away as possible, oh yeah especially if you will also be defrauding the insurance company. Did the friend survive? What happened to her. Wasn't revisited. My 4 stars is only because it started out with promise however quickly went downhill. Better luck next time.
Xanadu (1980)
I will confess......it was deliciously fun!
It transformed me to the 80's, big hair, big makeup & super tight clothes. This was super campy cheesy in some places, some bad choreography in others and VERY slow in other places but overall it was enjoyable and toe tapping fun! I can say this is going on my favorite movie of my lifetime pile.
Xun long jue (2015)
Visually beautiful, BUT.....
Here's why I gave it an 8, the beginning. That's it, the beginning. What's up with the "INS" lady she just happens to be on the mean streets of New York or in this case, an alley of NYC? Was she there to bust random people? Oh! and the breakdancing?? I know they were trying to emphasize that it was the 80's but how cheesy was that? Was there no other way for them to create an 80's feel to the movie? And the bar scene also lowered the rating for me. The over acting of one of the main characters took away from the movie, and certainly didn't add anything for me. I know this form of comedy is the "go-to" for many Chinese movies but it doesn't work too well in the West. Otherwise I really would've given a 10 because I loved it. Totally action packed and visually eye popping.