Just another "we can redo your home to whatever we want". Nothing new, exciting or innovative here. The hosts are boring and immediately forgettable. The house redos/rebuilds seems completely unrealistic, especially all in 100 days. The houses end up looking fake and unlivable. This is a hard pass. Just one more HGTV borefest. Nothing worth wasting your time on. Maybe if they actually gave the homeowners what they wanted? They put a coffee maker and jar of coffee beans on a shelving unit and called it a "coffee bar". Problem is, there was no outlet anywhere near it to plug in the coffee maker but nothing was mentioned about that......
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91 Reviews
The Naughty Nine
(2023)
Please stop
23 December 2023
The acting is amateurish, the script is laughable and the entire premise is stupid. Disney just makes movies to push something out. There's no thought, planning or feeling in the story or in the characters. You care about none of them, least of all santa. Every time he talks I expect Riggs to pop out of the background with some crazy idea for getting the bad guys. Theees no love, no heart and worst of all no logic or common sense. It's a terrible waste of time and money to have even been made. The story just drags on and on and on, not unlike every Ben Affleck disaster of late. Trust me, skip it. Skip it hard.
After Lockup: Innocent After Lockup
(2023 TV Special)
No Thank you.
23 December 2023
A whole lot of boo hoo, poor me. Yet not as "innocent" as producers would have you believe. Just another fake "reality" bit to fill up a time slot. None of the "victims" have the least but of depth, character, morals, nor intelligence. Hard pass.
And we'll continue this drivel for another 300 or so characters because this site requires a whole lot of drivel for you to consistently tell people over and over again how utterly pointless this show is. Then you can waste time waiting on the next pointless waste of time television has to offer. Makes you miss the days of 3 channels and the more intelligent option to turn the TV off.
And we'll continue this drivel for another 300 or so characters because this site requires a whole lot of drivel for you to consistently tell people over and over again how utterly pointless this show is. Then you can waste time waiting on the next pointless waste of time television has to offer. Makes you miss the days of 3 channels and the more intelligent option to turn the TV off.
Smile
(V) (2022)
WOULD have been great
28 August 2023
If it weren't for Trevor (Jesse Usher). Who ever told him he could act????? There was no chemistry between him and any of the other characters at all. It was like he wandered into the wrong movie set and they just forced him to stay there. Even so, he delivery of his lines were robotic and monochromatic, even when they weren't supposed to be. Even the cat had more character. Other than that, it was a really good movie. Very creepy, suspenseful and eerie. Jump scares were few but very well placed, it relied heavily on the music and facial expressions. Ms. Bacon is a fantastic actress and has a very bright future. She deserved a better co-star.
Urban Legend
(2022– )
It's really not that bad but.....
8 January 2023
The plot holes are SO annoying. In. Every. Single. Episode. You could drive an ocean liner through the many plot holes! Sad thing is they aren't hard to fix but there's just no care or concern to do so on the part of any of the directors as evidenced in Roth's sit down and chat with them. Roth's insistence that each and every particular urban legend is the most well known and widespread gets tiresome and phony since I've lived a lot longer than he has and never heard of half of theses and the one I heard the most isn't even done or mentioned. The acting wasn't all bad (depends on the episode). The show is worth a watch and INFINITELY better than Two Sentence Horror Stories.
The Shadow People
(2017)
Go Ghosts!!!!!
25 October 2022
Never in my LIFE have I rooted so hard for the ghosts to off the new, entitled, self centered, whiny, helpless, thoughtless, self absorbed, idiot "victims". The movie waivered between boring and mind numbingly annoying. Both stars I've given goes to C. Thomas Howell, the poor sap who is the only one that can actually act but still wasn't clever enough to avoid this train wreck. I have specifically noted the actresses name to ensure I never see her in anything ever again. I'm going to bet she is the one that wrote the only 9 star review. If this isn't rock bottom for Hollywood, it's as close as has ever reached.
Malignant
(I) (2021)
Flawed premise
17 June 2022
Warning: Spoilers
For one twin to be able to absorb the other they would have to share an amniotic sac. This is not possible with fraternal twins, only identical. Identical twins are from the same fertilized egg which could only be the same sex. Gabriel would have to be female, just like Emily. When you go that far off reality, I just can't buy into the rest of the movie. I'm sorry.
Brain on Fire
(2016)
Could be good
25 May 2022
But the camera work was SO bad I couldn't stand it past the first 10 minutes. The extreme close ups of EVERY shot causes continuation backing up from the TV as you feel claustrophobic and like there's something sinister going on just outside the camera views.
The Rental
(2020)
Hard pass
25 May 2022
Typical racist, drug fueled, sexist tripe from Netflix. Nothing worth watching past the first 5 minutes. Other than zero imagination and nothing different from any other "horror" movie except how sadly racist and profiling of the "bad white man".
All-American Girl
(1994–1995)
Stop fooling yourself
9 May 2022
It was not funny and Cho was barely watchable. She can blame the cancellation on whomever but in all honesty, the show was just bad. Stop telling her she's funny, she's not. America has spoken. Any attempt at a reboot and it will fail again. Do t waste your money.
The Me You Can't See
(2021– )
Brainwashing much?
24 April 2022
So only white people are privileged, rich and affluent? Only black people suffer from discrimination? Funny how this stigma is being raised by the most spoiled, rich, privileged BLACK woman in America. If she's so concerned with poor black people, why doesn't she spread some of her massive wealth? Oh no, only middle class hard working white people should pay for the discriminated, downtrodden.
BattleBots
(2018– )
Fraud much
8 April 2022
It was great until rules all the sudden changed to ensure Witch Doctor wins over clearly superior robots. How sad this fun event has to be turned into lies, fraud, bought and paid for trophy taking. Robot Wars was about the robots, this is about politics. Fraud has no place in life or on my TV. Bye.
Focus on the reality
11 March 2022
Warning: Spoilers
For all the reviewers crying unfair, cruel and unusual punishment, please consider what she did to this innocent little girl. With no care or consideration for anyone else. Think about the parents, what they went through, how they felt with their child was missing, discovered, when it was discovered what this sick psychopath had done to a child. How sad is a society that's more concerned with a criminal's feelings than the innocent victims.
Thunder Force
(2021)
Sad
11 March 2022
It could have been SO good, so funny. Spends too much time and effort being "woke" that it completely misses the comedy mark. Shame. Maybe if you got a real comedy writer instead of a great comedienne's talentless husband it might have worked.
Close
6 March 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I get the writers have to do a whole "wokeness" theme but the actors were not only bad but completely mismatched. There was no chemistry, no feeling between them. It felt like they were complete strangers who just happened to be in the same room. It might have worked if they kept Christian and got a new Ben. I was not at all surprised that Ben turned out to be a gold digging sleaze. It would have worked fine with a woman instead of Ben but really any other actor would have worked.
New Favorite Episode!
6 March 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I love it when two old women get over on a sleazy con artist! It was wonderfully told and very detailed. The actresses were superior to any others in this series and the writing was spot-on. Hopefully we get more episodes this good!
His House
(2020)
Confused
4 March 2022
Warning: Spoilers
They kidnap someone else's daughter just so they can get out of Sudan, yet they're good people? Kidnapping, killing the girl does NOT make them good people. Nor does it have anything to do with the house, so what's the point of getting a new house? The apeth would follow them, it's attached to them, not the house. So really, what's the point?
One of the better ones
3 March 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I totally get what the writer is trying to convey. Even if the ending went wonky and off kilter. Mina is the protagonist but disappears with no real explanation or logical ending. I get that the special makeup gave the aging owner and clients a youthful glow from the young girls organs but they then use the old aging owner's nails/skin/cells/whatever for the glow potion? And it's supposed to work the same?
Finally!
2 March 2022
Y'all are NASTY
1 March 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Completely accurate depiction of the media and social media but why the HECK would anyone watch a man having sex with a pig???????? I don't care who the man is nor the situation at hand. Maybe there are no off buttons on tellys in Britain but STILL! Walk away! Y'all are just sicko freaks for watching it at ALL!!!!! Especially his wife.
Ánimas
(2018)
MAJOR SPOILERS
26 February 2022
Warning: Spoilers
As a psychology student I found this film to be a fascinating study! I am going to have to watch it again as I went into it assuming she was a ghost. Makes much more sense to focus on him than her. DID is an intriguing condition and one that is hotly debated and misunderstood. I appreciated the psychiatrist telling the girlfriend to stop practicing 'psychology'. It is a very delicate/specialized field necessitating years of studying and training to deal with such fragile minded patients. I'm perplexed by the alternate identity self mutilating yet he does not. That's an oddity worth further studying.
Your Worst Nightmare
(2014– )
Um no
24 February 2022
Warning: Spoilers
"True crime" yet every story is completely made up. A psycho just raped you and you have him take you back to his house where you try to seduce him? Instead of going to the hospital? Yeah, no. Please don't insult our intelligence.
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