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Noah (2014)
Inaccurate and slanderous
Another movie that will no doubt ruin the minds of the blind. So this movie portrays demons as the ones who helped build the ark... meaning the demons are on God's side? But demons are those who rebelled against God. It also portrays Noah as a violent murderer. All this movie does is portray good as bad and bad as good. But thats how the devil made this world. I can't wait til God does wipe evil men of this earth so we never have to see anything like this garbage again. People who value their minds and thinking ability should avoid this. Read the Bible account and actually know the truth rather than accept the slander and untruth in this movie. And Ill be honest, Im passing on what I've been told by a friend in hopes that a few bright people out there might read this first and not watch it.
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
If you didn't like it, you didn't 'get it.'
I thought this movie was hilarious. It made a bit of a mockery of the 'PUA' lifestyle, which if you don't know what that is, you wont get some of the jokes. There was a few rude things in there, but it wasn't over the top like the disgusting and unfunny movie, 'Ted.' I found myself laughing out loud, Carells sense of humour is like an art, and he is just so natural. I read some people complaining about the story line, editing and humour. They claim there's no romance or humour. Trust me, there is. If you find certain sexual topics a bit uncomfortable to watch with you family, be warned. They aren't graphic or disgusting, just a bit awkward. Overall, very funny movie, well worth the watch, and not a second of boredom!
Ted (2012)
A movie that inflicts more damage to our broken society.
In reality, this movie is terribly unfunny and plain stupid. The envelope has been pushed - all the way down the sewer. There is nothing smart, intelligent or witty about this movie. From what I can tell, this movie stoops down to the intelligence level of a 5 year old to come up with this absolute trash that people are amused by.
The story line has heaps of potential, the actors are great. But this movie is littered with weak, desperate attempts at humor. The casual swearing is uncalled for. The 'R' rating? I guess it's so insulting to what it means to be mature, it should be rated 'G' since I hear a lot of 12 year olds with the same sense of humor.
Overall the movie is an utter disaster, evident by the fact that everyone seems to love it. I learnt that people are amused by hookers, dirty sexual gestures, drugs and human excrement along with mind numbing casual swearing. Wake up people. If you have even the slightest hint of maturity and intelligence, then this movie is not for you.
Hard Luck (2006)
Good watch
Well, I certainly think people look into this movie way too much. I watch all kinds of movies regularly, and this was a great movie. The chemistry between the main characters was really nice. The story line was quite good also. The only part I didn't like is when it cut to the serial killers. They had some bad vibes going on.
Jackie Quinones was very sexy, and Wesley Snipes was super cool. Luis Guzman made a surprise appearance and he really does just seem to be in every movie I watch. Great stuff going on there. There's some good action scenes etc. Overall, definitely worth the watch and 9 out of 10 stars for me.