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SevenKal-ElGuiry
i love watching classic movies, also i love ANY Bruce Campbells movies,
tv, shows i watch seinfeld, and Arrested Development,weeds thundercats, thesimpsons,mythbusters,xfiles,anything on discovery channel in Canada, smallville.
music- pretty much anything but Hip hop its crap, and alot of country.
movies i like: Lawrence of Arabia, Evil dead trillagy, back to the future trillagy, bourne, never ending story, superman 1,2, superman returns, DUNE,Highlander1,2, Zodiac(both 05 and 07)pink flyod the wall, hot fuzz, shaun ofthe dead,many more
Reviews
Fairytales and Pornography (2002)
An interesting mix of black and white with Colour
this movie is about a girl who steals money from her boss, and falls in love with her lawyer, all the while it spins out of controle. this is not a typical Canadian movie, i mean the bad acting ,
its a mostly black and white movie, with some colour in the scenes where the porn scenes are, they are shot tastefully, meaning nothing hard core, just really bad, oh ya i like that, harder , of that nature.
the amazing Micheal Ironside makes a cameo in this, as a judge, he does a very good job.
its interesting to see whos who in Canadian TV are in this.
over all its a very good Canadian made movie.
an 8/10
The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999)
funny movie.
I watched this last night on sex TV, (its not all porno movies, i watch it very little, i'm a huge fan of David Hyde Pierce, i looked at the info box, saw his name and i was hooked, i've heard about it before, little nudity and swearing ( i don;t see the point in nudity in comedy movies).
i love the voice overs, and the humor that David puts in to it. great work. i hope that David does have another hit show. now i'm just filling up space, damn 10 line min.
i give it a 5 out of 7. don't like what i say, come here closer and i'll say it again.
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Clerks: The Lost Scene (2004)
the lost scene
When i watched this last night, it blew my mind away, i couldn;t believe it, it was so funny and sick at the same time, the Jesus trading cards bit was sweet, Question 1: Was he in her pants looking for the keys or was he out side the pants.
Question 2: WHY CAN'T THEY BRING BACK CLERKS the cartoon, i loved that show, and i'm glad i have it on DVD. this little short was better then anything i could think of, and i can think of some pretty sick stuff for them to do while they were there, but this was near what i thought happened.
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