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Bernard-Weasley
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Luck (2022)
What a great message....
So, the premise of the story is you have a girl who felt that there should be an equally bad amount of luck in this world, and she unleashes it out there to make everyone feels just as unlucky as she is. However, the filmmaker had managed to dress it up-scenario wise, and turning it into an "uplifting" story.
Great, so she should tell that to unlucky people all over the world, eh? Should the filmmaker also tell that to all the children born from poverty stricken family, the disabled people, the mentally challenged, and generally everyone who were not born in first world countries, etc - as opposed to those had the total opposite of everything above?
But wait, it's Apple right? Weren't their products also made from very poorly paid people (with nearly no benefits), and to be sold to much richer people from generally richer countries at a very high profit margin? Yes, what a great message. Point taken here, that their movies are truly an out-of-this-world mockery of the highest level.
Fall (2022)
I've had the lowest kind of expectation when I entered the cinema
I've had the lowest kind of expectation when I entered the cinema.
...but halfway through the movie, it turned out to be one of the best thriller film in 2022!
Goodness, that's one heck of a movie.
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
10 Stars for Cumberbatch, 1 Star for the Rest
The title says it all. I'm watching this movie just to see Benedict Cumberbatch. I'm 100% straight but as a tailor in real life, this guy's stylishness just speaks to me on a very deep level.
As for the rest of the movie? Nah, and they're trying too hard to enforce pointless diversity too. You've got a girl called America (seriously?), a fat Asian, an unattractive woman, and an ugly black woman (sigh). The rest are of course just explosions and cliches.
Memory (2022)
Great Acting, Horrible Scriptwriting
Don't get me wrong, Liam's acting is always on a 9-10/10 scale. But they should really FIRE the scriptwriter. The entire movie is full of BS, plot holes, and ridiculous logic.
Lastly, you've got an assassin with no disguises running around for decades without being noticed. Did a 5 year old wrote this story?
Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers (2022)
Bastardizing My Childhood Memories
My title said it all. What is wrong with the story writer? Just about everything is wrong, and they did it just to make a few cheap comedy jabs. This movie should NEVER be made! What an insanely AWFUL experience!
Uncharted (2022)
When you have a blank check budget and blew it all off
A good story could do great wonders to even the lowest budget of movies! So is it really so hard to allocate most of the budget towards storyline and dialogue, and actually give it to those that deserve it instead of to some talentless idiots?
They blew it off with this movie, VERY HARD this time!
These days, if you have no clue, no talent, and don't know what you're doing - then be a movie director!
Outside the Wire (2021)
What a Sh***y Movie
The title says it all. Just avoid this movie if you still value your time. I'm not sure why this is made in the first place, with all the bad acting/cgi/storyline/action.
Kimi (2022)
Stupidity
At first I thought it'd be a great movie with a great plot, but as the movie progresses I kept on yelling "No, stupid. Don't do that" and "Why don't you do.... instead" a dozen times at least.
This movie is truly a giant crap of plot holes and filled with stupidity to the maximum. But then I saw the main actress' profile and that clicked on me, no wonder it's a mess to begin with.
I guess some things never changed.
The 2nd (2020)
At first I thought it's an Indian Movie
Turns out it's way even worse, minus the dancing and singing of course
Tomb Raider (2018)
Avoid this movie if you have an IQ over 50
Stupid script, moronic premise, idiotic plot, and everyone in the movie seems to have the mental capacity of an 8 y.o. (or younger).
Furthermore, the entire movie looks like it was put together by a bunch of mindless preteens with a huge budget.
Not even worth my time making a detailed review of this movie, as it'll just drag me to their level of idiocy.
Prityazhenie (2017)
Awful
I'm sure if the movie was listed under the comedy genre, then it would get at least 8 stars from me. Sadly though, the movie took itself way too seriously, and ended up turning into a sad joke.
PLOT
What plot? The entire plot looked like it was patched up together by a team of high school students and a few wannabe love drama writers. Did they actually forgot that most of the movie watchers in this world are grown-up adults, and not teenagers?
STUPIDITY: 10/10
RATING: 0.5/10 (forgive me for being generous)
My 600-lb Life (2012)
Good series, but it left me with disturbing questions
In a nutshell, this TV series tells people that obesity is a hormonal / insulin problem, and if you correct the hormonal / insulin problem by getting a gastric bypass (equivalent of fasting - just without the surgery), then you can reverse your diabetes, and lose hundreds of pounds of weight within a year - or the equivalent of fasting for a year.
I also understand that almost every 600 lbs person featured in this series had traumas/issues which goes way back to their childhood, and that made them crave food for relief to fill the void throughout their upbringing. Therefore they needed the gastric bypass surgery instead of simply performing fasting for their 6 months plus period.
But back to the issue at hand, the thing that I didn't get is why, after the obvious fact that gastric bypass and/or fasting can cure and reverse diabetes type 2, then why did the American Diabetes Association still persistently state that diabetes type 2 is an irreversible/incurable disease, while in fact it's clearly documented over and over again in this series that gastric bypasses (or fasting) clearly cures and actually reverse diabetes permanently for the long run.
Furthermore, the doctor in this series even recommended low carbs diet in order to lower and correct the patients' insulin problem for the long run. However this is the exact opposite of the recommendations by American Diabetes Association to consume more carbs - which worsen the insulin problem, and then recommends type 2 diabetes patients to buy more insulin injections/drugs/etc products, and getting the patients hooked for life by buying more insulin related drugs, knowing that the core of the problem is actually the excess of INSULIN in the first place.
Now how on earth can you cure type 2 diabetes' insulin resistance by injecting / ingesting more insulin, while in fact it's clearly documented in this series over and over, that by actually reducing / correcting our body's insulin level with doing gastric bypass actually reverses the insulin dependence and cures diabetes type 2 for the long run. What is going on here? Is there a huge corruption link here between the ADA and the big pharmas? The government ought to investigate this scandal.