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A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Not only a Stanley Kubrick masterpiece, a cinema masterpiece.
(SPOILERS) A Clockwork Orange. One of Stanley Kubrick's greatest films, and certainly one of cinema's greatest films. It is the story of a pretty disturbed young man named Alex DeLarge, who enjoys ultraviolence, sex, gang rape...and Ludwig Van Beethoven. He spends most of his time hanging out with his cronies, who are all disturbed themselves. Each night they decide to have some fun, so they will either resort to a violent beating, rape (As Alex puts it, "The Ole' In-Out, In-Out"), or both. They hang out at a bar, where spiked milk comes out of the nipples of naked female statues. One night, while Alex and his friends are wreaking havoc, Alex murders an old woman, and is sent to prison. Doctors decide to test a new formula on him, one which will cure him of his horrid habits. They inject him with a syrum, tie him to a chair with a straightjacket, prop his eyelids open with a clamping device, and expose him to horribly violent and sexual films. All of a sudden, he starts to feel a little queasy. His eyes are forced open, so he can't close them. The screen is too big for him to look away, so he has no choice but to watch these graphic films and get sick. Now that violence and sex nauseate Alex, he is released from prison...but when he attempts to kill himself, the government is blamed for what they did to him, and in the end, he is completely cured; violence and sex are again part of his life. This is definitely one of the strangest movies I've ever seen, but there is something about it that draws you into it and makes you want to watch it. This movie is wonderful, but not for people who are easily offended. 8/10.
I, Robot (2004)
Trust me, it's better than it looks. (POSSIBLE SPOILERS)
I saw the trailer for I, Robot a few weeks ago and thought that it looked stupid. The special effects are what made me agree to see it with my father, and I have to say that I was very surprised. Within the first ten minutes or so, I was completely grabbed and wanted to see what was going to happen. As I predicted, the special effects were excellent, and the action scenes were well done, although I think they stole some ideas from The Matrix and other movies like that. Will Smith's character and James Cromwell's character are the most developed ones in the movie, but the acting was still good. Will Smith was always one of my favorite celebs, another thing that made me agree to see it. The film did have some ridiculous and corny parts, particularly when Will Smith's grandma wins the lottery. The ladies all seemed to love Smith's shirtless scenes, especially when he's in the shower and we see his full body. If you're a fan of action movies, I think you will like it. Even if you're not you still might like it. It was much better than it looked. 8/10.
West Side Story (1961)
The best and most influential musical of all time! (SPOILERS)
(SPOILERS) Where can I possibly begin? West Side Story is an absolute classic! It is also one of the most influential movies/musicals of all time. How many musicals have won 10 Academy Awards? It has a wonderful mix of dancing and music, and the acting was perfect. It is a Romeo and Juliet type story, set in New York City in the 50s (Even though the movie was made in the 60s). There are two gangs (At least that we know of): The Jets and The Sharks. The Jets are white American boys, and the Sharks are all Puerto Rican. You can't really say that the Jets are the heroes, though; they hate the Sharks because of their race, and that's why the Sharks hate them, so there really are no bad guys in this movie. Riff (Russ Tamblyn) is the leader of the Jets, and Bernardo (George Chakiris, in an Oscar winning performance) is the leader of the Sharks. One day the Jets decide that they have had enough of the Sharks, and want to challenge them to a rumble. Riff knows that they need former Jet Tony (Richard Beymer) to help them out, but Tony has a job at the candy store, and doesn't really want to be in the gang anymore. However, he agrees to go to a dance that night at the gym. Bernardo is there with his girlfriend Anita (Rita Moreno, who also got an Oscar for her performance), as well as his gang. Of course the Jets are all there with their girlfriends, and the two gangs have a dance off. During the dance off, Tony spots Bernardo's sister Maria (Natalie Wood), and he is smitten. She too feels something for Tony. However, Tony does not know that Maria is is Bernardo's sister, and of course trouble erupts. Tony and Maria try to see each other as often as they can, but are forbidden to by their families. A few hours before the rumble, Maria learns of it, and asks Tony to help the Jets and Sharks stop it. Tony tries to do so, but Bernardo and Riff keep fighting. They each pull out switchblades, and Riff is killed by Bernardo. Bernardo just stands there, shocked at what he has done. Outraged, Tony grabs Riff's blade, and kills Bernardo, causing both gangs to fight with each other. The cops come, and everyone escapes. Maria waits at her home for Tony, only to have Bernardo's best friend and sidekick Chino (Jose De Vega) tell her that Tony murdered her brother. When Tony shows up, Maria yells at beats at him, only to fall into his arms and embrace him. When they hear Anita coming in, Tony escapes out of the window, but Anita sees him running, and tells Maria that a boy who kills can have no feelings. Realizing that Maria and Tony are in love, Anita goes to Doc's candy store to tell Tony that Chino is now after him with a gun, but is abused by the Jets. Furious, she tells them to tell Tony that a jealous Chino shot Maria and killed her. When Tony hears about this, he runs through the streets yelling "Come and get me too, Chino!" He is about to give up, when he sees Maria running towards him. Overjoyed, he runs too her, but they are both too late. Chino has seen them, and he fires his gun, shooting Tony in the stomach. Both gangs here the shots, and run to the playground, only too see Tony dying in Maria's arms. She tells them all that they kill each other not with weapons, but with hate. They all realize that she is right, and members of the Jets and Sharks carry Tony's body away with the police. Maria finally stands, and walks away, knowing that she will be strong and live through the pain. Not only is this entertaining movie a masterpiece, it is also very moving. If you haven't seen this movie, you have to go out as soon as possible and rent it! You will not be disappointed! 10/10.
The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
Too dark for a Disney movie...
(SPOILERS) "The Great Mouse Detective" is one of the best Disney movies out there, but if you ask me, it is way too scary for kids. Believe me, I know. I saw this when I was four. I wanted to see this movie when I saw the movie cover in the video store, so my grandma rented it for me. Within the first few minutes, I was scared out of my mind. We see a father (Mr. Flaversham) making a toy with his daughter (Olivia), when the shadow of a bat is seen creeping up to the house with this creepy bubbly laugh. The window starts shaking, and his head busts through with an evil, demonic face staring straight at the camera. This image haunted my dreams for a while. I wanted to finish the movie, and realized that the bat was actually quite funny...until we see him pop out at Olivia with that demonic face again. AAH! The whole movie itself was very good though. There is one scene in particular that is very mature for a G-Rated Disney movie: Basil is seen smoking in a bar, while other mice drink beer and watch an exotic dancer (no sex or nudity, though). The end was absolutely fantastic: Ratigan (wonderfully played by Vincent Price) and Basil fight atop the Big Ben, as Ratigan sort of turns into a more sinister looking rat with sharp claws and teeth. This movie may be a bit scary for young kids (It sure was for me!), but I'd say give it a go. This is one of Disney's most underrated movies. 8/10.
Spice World (1997)
The best movie EVER!...when I was seven years old.
I was seven when "Spice World" came out in 1997. I saw it in the theaters and thought that it was the best movie ever. I went out and got the soundtrack (which was also their second album) and listened to it non-stop. Then I bought the movie when it came out on video, and never stopped watching it. Looking back on it, I really can't believe that I liked this movie. I mean I don't think it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen, but it's just really stupid. I remember when I was OBSSESSED with everything Spice: the music, the gum, the lollipops, the books, the movie, the posters, and yes, even the dolls. I think I still may have some of the dolls, and I'm sure they'll be worth lots of money (I know my Ginger Spice will be). Anyway, back to the movie. Practically everyone I knew went to go see the movie, and all of us like it. I think that most people hate it now because they are afraid to admit that they liked the Spice Girls, or that they still do. I am not a fan anymore, but I have to listen to their music every now and then for memory's sake. I still even watch the stupid movie every now and then, also. It's all because of the good memories. 7/10.
You Got Served, Take It to the Streets (2004)
A Bit Complicated, But Still Fun
The movie You Got Served may not have been a masterpiece, but lets face it; the dancing was monumental. This DVD that teaches you how to do the moves was definitely a great idea. It teaches you 2 routines from the movie, plus a bonus dance that Dave Scott (choreographer) came up with. All of the dancers were extras in the movie, with the exception of handsome Robert James Hoffman III (Max) and Christopher Jones (Wade), who had supporting roles. The first routine is the one that Dave Scott and his crew performs too in the semifinals of the Big Bounce Competition; definitely the hardest routine. Next is the one that the all-girls-crew performs to, right before David and Elgin's crew challenges the winners for double or nothing. This one is a bit easier, but still a little challenging. After the second routine, Shane Sparks takes us to an underground subway to teach us about Krumping and B-Boying. There is even a freestyle with Marques Houston and Omarion Grandberry. The final routine is just a special routine that Dave Scott came up with; a little hard, but doable. Overall, this might be one only for dancers, as non-dancers would probably quit because of frustration; even dancers may do that. But if you want to learn these routines, you have to keep working. 9/10.
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Hilarious, yet Ben Stiller wasn't the funniest thing.
I just saw Dodgeball yesterday, and I thought it was great. All the acting was great, and there were plenty of great laughs. The thing that kind of surprised me, though, was that Ben Stiller wasn't the funniest thing; he wasn't even in the movie as much as I thought he would be. He was still great though. He also has buffed up much. The movie is about a man named Peter LeFleur (Vince Vaughn) who owns Average Joe's Gym. White Goodman (Ben Stiller) owns Globo Gym, a more popular gym right next door to Average Joe's. Stiller threatens to close Average Joe's, unless Peter can come up with $50,000 in 30 days. Peter decides to give up on trying, until one of the members of his gym suggests that they compete in the annual Dodgeball Competition, with a cash prize of, you guessed it, $50,000. A pretty laywer (Christine Taylor) decides to join their team, mainly because she hates White Goodman. Will Pete's team win, or will Globo Gym destroy them? Go see this hilarious movie and find out! 9/10.
Fame (1980)
One of the most influential films of all time.
I was in Best Buy a year or two ago. I saw the soundtrack for "Fame", and I decided to buy it. One of my favorite movies at that time was "Flashdance", and I loved the Irene Cara song "What A Feeling" (still love the movie and the soundtrack). I knew that she sang Fame, so I wanted to buy the CD. They didn't have the DVD though. When I went up to the front to pay for my CD, they had a bunch of copies of it on DVD! I was so excited! I just had to get them both. Later that night, my parents and I watched it during our traditional Saturday night movie. All I can say is that I was entertained every second of this movie. The music was great, the acting was perfect, and the movie was overall a wonderful experience. I was a little upset when the movie ended, because I didn't want it to end! It was just before school ended, and I watched this movie to death over the summer. I'm watching it right now, actually. This movie, along with Flashdance, has inspired me to be a performer. It will definitely live forever, and has already learned how to fly! One of the best experiences of my life! 10/10
Carrie (1976)
The best adaptation of a Stephen King novel.
I wanted to see this movie when I was 10 (in 2000), but I wasn't allowed because of the nudity. Probably two years later I was allowed to watch it, and I thought that it was great. Sissy Spacek did a wonderful job as Carrie White, the typical tormented teenager...with mysterious powers she is just getting used to. Talk about puberty problems! Anyway, Piper Laurie just plain freaked me out. Her portrayal of Miss White, Carrie's mom, send chills down my spine. She was just so strange. I had read the book, and knew about the prom scene. I couldn't wait to see that part, and when it came on, I was like "wow". It was done brilliantly. The soundtrack to the movie was very wonderful (I just won a copy of the CD on eBay). I thought that it was actually better than "The Shining". 9/10
The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
"The Day After Tomorrow" can be summarized in one word: INTENSE
(SPOILERS) This movie was very intense. When all of the weather changes start to happen, I actually started shaking. It was about global warming and a series of weather changes that eventually lead to the next Ice Age. I have to admit that I was also a little scared. The acting overall was great, but the special effects are what makes this film stand out. All of the weather changes looked so incredibly real that it was like actually looking at the real thing. There are some things that the movie could do without, like the girl's injury and especially the wolves. I liked how the movie went back and forth with scenarios of all the important characters and what is happening with the weather. Overall a great and intense film! 9 stars out of 10!
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
It May Be Low Budget, But It's Still A Masterpiece!
Ok. I've seen a lot of horror movies like The Exorcist, Nightmare on Elm Street, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Alien, Aliens, Scream, the possibilities are endless...The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Scream were the scariest ones, even though I love all these movies listed. It's actually very rare that a horror movie creeps me out...until I saw Night of the Living Dead. Sure it's a low budget film that was made in 1968, but I think that it stands the test of time. The idea of a group of strangers forced to take shelter in a deserted farmhouse to protect themselves from flesh-eating zombies is pretty scary. SPOILERS AHEAD: The scariest part was when the woman's daughter, who had been really sick, turned into a zombie and killed her mother. That was scary! The film ends with the only survivor shot by a group of hunters, because they think he is a zombie...it picks up again in Dawn of the Dead, which was another great movie, but not as good as the original masterpiece: Night of the Living Dead!!!
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Lots of Gore, Few Scares
Dawn of the Dead. I thought it was gonna be much much better than it actually was. I loved the movie from the very beginning, but towards the middle it was ridiculously gory and there were hardly any scares. It was also quite boring at times, but it did have its great parts. SPOILER ALERT In the beggining when the little girl walks into the room and a huge chunk of skin on her face is missing, exposing blood and muscles, I got scared. Then she takes a huge chunk out of Ana's husband's neck. Blood spurts everywhere, and Ana throws the girl out of the room and locks the door. As the girl, whose name is Vivian actually, tries to bust in, Ana tries to save her husband. He dies as she calls 911, but soon comes back to life and tries to kill her. When she escapes, it's chaos outside; houses are burning, helicopters are flying above, and the dead have come back attacking people. That's all I will say. If you haven't seen it, maybe you should. It was just O.K. I give it a 7 out ot 10.
Ghost (1990)
Humorous, intelligent, and overall moving.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS When I first heard of the movie Ghost, I really wasn't interested, mainly because I was about 7 or 8. May 2003, when I was 13, I saw this movie. I thought that it was one of the smartest, funniest, and touching movie I had ever seen. Patrick Swayze will always be recognized for his part as Sam, probably second behind Johnny from Dirty Dancing. He is one of those guys who tries to act all macho, but he is obviously sensitive and down to earth. His girlfriend is Molly, played by Demi Moore in an equally memorable performance. The most memorable performance, though, is that of Oda Mae Brown, played by Whoopi Goldberg. Goldberg won a very deserving Oscar for Supporting Actress, as well as the same award at the Golden Globes. She is the psychic fraud who is able to communicate with Swayze, whose ghost refuses to move on to the next life. When he finds out that Molly is in great danger, him and Oda Mae team up to save her life, leading to an eye watering ending. For those of you who love this movie, "Ditto!" 8/10
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (2004)
Enjoyable, but the original puts this Baby in the corner.
Don't get me wrong, this was an enjoyable movie. The original was much better, of course, but this was still a highly enjoyable "reimagination" of the original movie. The dancing was pretty good, and Patrick Swayze's cameo was pretty good. I have the soundtrack, and it is worth your money. This movie is already bombing at the box office, but you should still check it out. It takes place in Cuba, back in the 1950s, at the time of Castro. I like how they mentioned Castro and the historical significance of the time period. The acting was overall good, but it did have its rare weak parts. When the main character's mother slaps her, all the girls in theater gasped, and they applauded at the dance sequences. It is more of a chick flick, but hey. Fans of the original may be pleased with this movie. Give It a shot! 8/10
Scream (1996)
Redefined the Horror/Thriller Genre
Ok, when this movie came out I was six, and horror movies scared me. When I was eight, I loved horror movies. I really wasn't interested in seeing Scream, since it was new, and probably sucked. When we went to Wal-Mart (don't say anything!), I saw a copy and thought I might give it a shot. When It started, I was in the basement, which I used to think was the spookiest part of the house. My father was watching it with me, since we both love horror movies, and he hadn't seen it either. SPOILER ALERT: TURN BACK NOW IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!! Ok. It starts with the title Scream, and a woman's voice can be heard desperately screaming, probably for her life. A hand picks up the phone, and we realize that it is Drew Barrymore. At first she doesn't think much of it, since they get into a conversation about their favorite scary movies (he he he). He asks her if she has a boyfriend, and she replies no. Liar. Anyway, he asks for her name, and says that he wants to know who he's looking at. That is when she realizes that she is in trouble, and we as the audience wonder how she'll get out of it. Drew Barrymore is a major star, she can't get killed off! Wrong. It was very much like Hitchcock and Psycho, killing off Janet Leigh early in the movie. Well, a killing spree takes foot, and our hero, Sidney (Neve Campbell), is the main prey. When the killer (he he he) is revealed, the answer is mind blowing. The sequels were actually worth watching, and I want to get the box set. This genre defining film is an absolute MUST for any horror fan. 10/10. PS: What are your favorite scary movies? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
The best Disney movie EVER
This movie has been my favorite Disney movie since I was three years old. It is filled with humor, magic, suspense, and heart. It tells the story of a teenaged girl named Belle, whose father Maurice has been captured by a hideous beast, who is actually a selfish prince with a spell put on him. She makes a deal with the beast: The beast releases her father and takes her instead. She eventually warms his cold heart, and the two fall in love. But, a selfish man named Gaston, who has been in love with Belle, doesn't approve, and his plans almost prevail in an excellent climax. The title song "Beauty and the Beast" performed by Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson is classic. I would highly recommend this movie, even to adults, because it is sure to touch all who see it. 10/10.
Labyrinth (1986)
One of the best fantasy movies ever made!!!
Labyrinth is definitely one of the best fantasy movies ever made!!!!! It is very underrated, and the Collector's Edition DVD set is ingenious! I can't wait to get it! I would definitely recommend this movie. There may be some scenes that young kids might find scary, so parental guidance is also suggested.
You Got Served (2004)
It was pretty good...
You Got Served isn't a masterpiece, but it was enjoyable. The dancing is absolutely mind-blowing, and the soundtrack is good, also. I would recommend it, but not if you're a hardcore cynic. It will make you want to get up and dance! 8/10
American Pie (1999)
Hysterical sex comedy with lots of heart and soul...very rare.
Unlike the film Porky's , American Pie is a sex comedy not only about sex, but also about true love. Most sex comedies deal with funny sexual encounters, but really have no meaning. This movie has funny sexual encounters, but all for the right reasons. There is true heart behind this movie, and that is hard to find in sex comedies. 9/10
Bring It On: Again (2004)
Fun and enjoyable
The first film, Bring It On, is one of the best movies ever made. The sequel was fun and enjoyable, also, but definitely not as good as the first. I thought that Bring It On Again was very funny, however. It's not as bad as expected. I would recommend it, but only if you liked the first one. 9/10
Boat Trip (2002)
Loved the idea, hated the movie
I thought the idea of two gay men ending up on a gay cruise was brilliant, and I couldn't wait to see the movie. But, after I watched it, I was totally dumbstruck. It really wasn't funny, and not THAT sexy. It had its sexy moments, but nothing special. I wouldn't recommend this movie. 2/10.
Showgirls (1995)
Ultimate guilty pleasure...
This really is a bad movie, but you must admit, it is maybe the number one guilty pleasure movie ever made. I've only seen it edited on TNN, so I haven't seen any nudity or sex or anything. I don't know if I would rent it, though. I expected Joe Eszterhaus, the writer of this movie, to do much better, since Flashdance is one of my favorite movies ever. That was a much better stripper movie, although it was more of skimpy clothes dancing rather that the full monty. Flashdance actually had a pretty good plot, with the "take your passion and make it happen" theme, and a killer soundtrack. Showgirls just sucked. 3/10.
Dirty Dancing (1987)
A definite classic, but not all the time
Dirty Dancing is one of those films where you have to watch it if you're really REALLY in the mood to. It's a really good movie, but for some reason, it is not watchable all the time. I'm more into Flashdance and the Breakin' films. But, hey, that's just me. I give it and 8/10 rating.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
One of THE most disturbing films ever made!
I saw this film when I was twelve, and I am thirteen now. I had previously seen The Exorcist, Nightmare On Elm Street, etc., and those films didn't scare me. But The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is probably one of the most disturbing films I've ever seen! In the opening scene when the short synopsis explaining about the "real events", that's when you know that this is serious business. Some people say that it is very gory, but it really isn't. You see Leatherface murder people in ways that you would expect to be gory, but there really is no exposure of blood or guts or intestines. It's probably like Psycho: The shower scene was very violent, although you never actually see the knife stab Marion, which makes it gorier in our innermost minds. Rent this film if you are not gullible in the stomach or mind, 'cause if you are, you may end up in the mental institution! 9/10.