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Bachelorette (2012)
A movie about horrible people
I feel like people say "dark comedy" and it somehow nullifies how vile humans are; specifically Americans. This wasn't funny, it was gross...like beyond anything I could have imagined. There's no redemption in this, do not watch unless it's to witness what's wrong with American culture.
Drive I have to have 600 words I'll just copy paste again: I feel like people say "dark comedy" and it somehow nullifies how vile humans are; specifically Americans. This wasn't funny, it was gross...like beyond anything I could have imagined. There's no redemption in this, do not watch unless it's to witness what's wrong with American culture.
Men (2022)
If you walked out...
If you walked out or are cranky, it's because of male fragility. This movie; albeit extreme for horror sake, perfectly shows us all the anxiety of being a woman.
Masters of the Universe: Revelation (2021)
By the powers of awful
GREAT SCOTT, this was absolutely terrible. It should've been called "The Power of Tela". What a struggle to get through. Totally ruined my nostalgia of childhood He-Man.
And you can forget about She-Ra...I mean literally forget it, she ain't there.
How the hell do you not include his own twin sister and twin swords?? She grows up with Hordak, you even have HIS presence throughout but no She-Ra?? What a WASTE of potential and my time.
I won't be wasting my time with the third season.
Mark Hamill was awesome.
And Just Like That... (2021)
Wtf did I watch?
Has it been so long that I grew up and now find this series so shallow I can't even finish? Calling the episode of dealing with death "The Black Dress".....like there's some deeper meaning than it actually being about fashion was gross. Constant discussion about how ppl are dressed and where the funeral was held 🙄 "she's like Jacklyn Kennedy"....ughhhhhhh. I'm out, screw your hat.
Never Been Kissed (1999)
What did I just watch??
Were we seriously supposed to think it was super sweet for an adult teacher to fall in love with someone he believed was his 17 year old student??? And don't even get me started on the 27 year old brother dating a 16 year old. How did this movie even get made?