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mike-aposhian
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Antibirth (2016)
A HUGE disappointment
I usually come to this site and read reviews on a movie before I watch it....nothing with spoilers, just some headlines of what people thought. The overwhelming response I saw was that the movie was totally worth watching. IMDb does not steer me wrong in most cases but this time, it surely did. Im not sure what the other people who watched this movie saw, but I was actually pretty interested in the story line right up until the end. The two main characters are basically the only good thing about this movie. Their performances, however, were not enough to save me from the absolute and utter disappointment I felt when the credits rolled. The story line was bringing me in hook line and sinker, and then at the end, I shook my head and asked myself...what the heck did I just watch? Was that the best ending they could come up with? Its like they put their all into the movie and then in the last 5 minutes hit the auto complete button that picked from a bunch of random endings to finish it off. Im not going to give anything away, but this movie went from intrigue to idiocy in the last 5 minutes. Basically makes the whole movie leading up to that point seem ridiculous.
The Secrets of Emily Blair (2016)
When did Groot turn into a demon?
The only cool thing about this movie is that it is the only exorcism movie I have seen that actually illustrates the possessed fighting the demon inside their own soul. That was about the ONLY fresh aspect this movie brought to the table. Other than that the Demon looked like a bad rip off of Groot, the CGI was beyond laughable, the demon voice sounded like a 4 year old who just learned how to use auto tune mixed it down, the writing is terrible and the acting was pretty bad as well. As I type this the ending of the movie is playing in the back ground and I cant even keep myself interested in it. If you want a good laugh, or are writing a thesis on how not to make a horror movie, I highly recommend this pile of trash. I cant understand how any of the reviewers above me found any redeeming qualities in this film.