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The Gringo Papi (2022)
This Special was very hard to watch
I will admit, while I'm not a "fan" of Brendan, I also don't hate him. What I will admit, is how bad both of his "specials" are. This particular special had some recycled "jokes" from the previous and unfortunately did not get even a chuckle out of me.
My wife asked me to turn it off as she felt like watching any further would be a complete waste of our time. She left the room while I carried on in hopes that it would get better.
IT DID NOT
I went down a rabbit hole research Mr. Shaub as I wanted to understand what made him think he was funny. Then I found it... he was/is Joe Rogan's friend. He even has a sub Reddit dedicated to his podcast with Brian Callen. The fan made contents of that sub are FAR funnier than anything this poor guy has done.
I thought it took years to put out comedy specials? This guy has 2 specials with VERY limited comedic experience. Who is lying and telling Brendan that he is funny? Is it Joe?
Windy City Heat (2003)
Going down the Youtube Rabbit hole brought me here and I couldn't be happier
It started with Cart Narcs. Cart Narcs is a YouTube channel that hangs out in shopping plaza parking lots busting people for not putting their shopping carts back.
One episode of Cart Narcs stars none other than Perry Caravello. I was fascinated by his reaction to being called out on not putting his cart back while shopping at a Costco.
So here I am, watching quite possibly the funniest movie I've seen in years. This move was WAY ahead of its time for 2003. This might just be the first "prank" style film made? Truly underappreciated and for sure underrated.
If you don't find this movie funny AF, we can't be friends.
The Batman (2022)
What movie did all these high reviews watch? Surely not this one...
Look, I've seen all the Batman movies, so of course I was going to watch this one. While they weren't "all" fantastic, they were for the most part entertaining and a fun watch.
Not this one, nope. Went to the 6pm showing last night just to be sure I had full focus. Didn't matter, fell asleep 3 times. The movie is very dark and I don't mean with just the undertone, I'm talking about the visuals itself. Remember the season finale battle in Game of Thrones? Yep, that's this movie in a nutshell. So dark you have no idea what's going on.
It was just too long.
Too many long drawn out dialogs that went nowhere.
5 stars for the good acting.
Brendan Schaub: You'd Be Surprised (2019)
I've never reviewed anything before this
100% regret attempting to watch this. The comedian was just not.... a comedian. Maybe I'm getting old? This guy was lost and it's hard to imagine someone green lit this.