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The Lords of Salem (2012)
Total piece of crap
This has to be one of the worse movies I have ever seen. I am currently on a horror movie viewing spree and I've watched a lot over the few days. I liked the Devil's Reject and I like Rob Zombie as an artist so I thought I'd give this one a try.
BIG MISTAKE!! The movie is so slow I fell asleep after 1 hour and had to watch the other part the next day. The 1st hour was so bad I wanted to ditch the movie but then I felt like watching it just to see if It was gonna get any better.
It didn't! Poor acting, no interesting plot, poor effects and terrible terrible music. I know John 5 made the music and I liked him a lot when he played for Marilyn Manson but this is way too much man.
The movie doesn't make any sense and it is so bad am angry at myself for watching it and wasting my time. I would never watch that movie again unless I get paid a lot of money lol
A Haunted House (2013)
Funniest movie I have seen in ages!!!
I was in tears laughing throughout the whole movie and it was the funniest movie I have seen in ages!!! If you are a fan of scary movie 1 and 2 as well as other movies from the Wayans brother this will be suited right for you.
The movie is a spoof of paranormal activity and it's ludicrous and so stupid yet so entertaining. I made an IMDb account just that I could write a review about the movie :) Have a look at the trailer and if you think it's not your type then just don't watch it. If you are a fan of comedy have a few friends over and watch this you will laugh your butt off! Highly recommended :D