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Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)
Don't expect too much, BUT...
Okay, so if you've watched the first movie then you'd understand that it was more of a serious horror movie which was actually devoted to trying to 'scare you'... then you have this. Cabin Fever 2 returns as the sequel to Cabin Fever one which i loved; however, this movie was a complete let down. Cabin Fever 2 takes a more comedic route which is not only funny, but dull, but also, this movie was DISGUSTTINGGG; I'm never usually the type who gets disturbed by these kinds of things but this movie just took it one step too far.
The plot is interesting at first, but they wrecked what could've been a great idea: the water bottles (which are contaminated from the first movie) are sent to a high school which is having a prom. Blah blah blah, random stuff happens in the high school which takes up around 30 minutes of the movie then you get to where the officer from the first movie figures out the water is contaminated. After that, the movie goes to the prom which I expected to be not only longer, but more excited but this was a kind of blaaahhh. Eventually, all these 'bacteria cops', or whatever you want to call them quarantine the building so the two students who aren't contaminated try to escape. To cut to the chase, people die, guy gets caught by the police, but the girl escapes. THE END.
Not only that, but the movie had some moments when I was just 'really?' For instance: 1) The EPA or 'bacteria cops' just start randomly shooting people despite the fact they don't know whether they're contaminated or not. 2) There are stupid cartoons which I thought were lame and pointless. 3) So many thins aren't explained in the movie so you're just left with a ? 4) The movie was aiming to be funny, but it was stupid and lame. HOWEVER, the movie is very disgusting! Unlike the first, you have MUCH MOREE gore which grossed me out but I'm not gonna spoil the grossness for you. :)
So basically, Cabin Fever 2 is a disappointing sequel to a great movie since it was wasted on lame jokes and a stupid plot. The movie IS watchable, so if you have absolutely no movie to choose from, like actually NONE AT ALL, then be my guest and get this movie. This movie is also for you if you're into all that gory crap.
I give it a 3/10.
Iron Doors (2010)
Awful doesn't even describe it...
So i was told that this movie was a 'good movie' and so i thought to myself 'hey, why not?' seeing as though i love movies like these. After watching it, this movie turned out BEYOND horrible, and I'm usually the type of guy who gives movies like this a chance. The idea of the movie looked good at first but as the movie developed, the idea was completely wrecked by stupid things. As for the acting, i thought the main character was absolutely annoying, and that wrecked the movie for me even more. However, the African woman's acting was at least a little more decent than the guy's, despite the fact she doesn't speak English. So after having spent watching these two people suffer for an hour and a half, we come to the ending, and the ending was too bad to even joke about. Not only do we not find out who put them in there or why they put them in there, but we must deal with not even finding out how the doors 'opened by themselves'; the movie was a complete mess. At first i thought the movie had potential then i just gave up after the first 20 minutes of the movie. Not only does the movie suck, but you get to see a guy drink his urine, scream annoyingly for about 40 minutes, eat maggots, and sing pointless songs. Never once have i cursed so badly at a movie. I felt so used.
DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE.