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The Last Airbender (2010)
This is just sad to watch, what a waste
This movie is absolute garbage. I doubt even kids would like it, especially if they watched the brilliant show it was based on.
M. Night Shymalan directed this and it has his pretentious finger prints all over it.
The movie trys to squeeze 20 episodes of content into an hour and a half movie which is a recipe for disaster. Most of the dialogue is just characters explaining the plot and it's boring and not immersive at all.
The child actors look constantly confused and the girl who plays Katara always looks like she's on the verge of tears.
The effects look like they weren't even finished. Appa looks espically bad.
As someone who absolutely loves the show and has watched it a couple of times, I feel this movie was a huge wasted opportunity. This could have been something great if it was longer and was made by competent people. Let's be thankful there's never going to be that sequel they actually thought was going to happen
Father Ted (1995)
The funniest Irish show ever made, period!
If you live in Ireland and haven't heard of this show I would actually be shocked. It's the funniest, most quotable and memorable comedy in Irish history! There's no bad episode of Father Ted, each episode gets laughs. No matter what you find funny there's something for everyone. Everyone in Ireland has talked about this show in great length but if you're not from Ireland the best way I can describe it is that a lot of the humour comes from the characters. Father Ted is a jerk, father Dougal's a machild and the less we say about Father Jack the better. Couldn't recommend enough. It's a must see for fans of comedy
The Cat in the Hat (2003)
Dr Seuss would be furious
This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Dr Seuss rolled in his grave. I usual like Mike Myers but he was terrible in this. Most of the time he just does a stupid laugh and doesn't
even look the kids in the face. The acting from the kids seems like they weren't even trying. Even the make-up is poor. The cat looks like one of those photo things in amusement parks where you stick your face through it, and don't even get me started on Thing 1 and Thing 2. It thinks it's being clever by inserting innuendos but it just comes across as desperate. The only positive thing I can say is the sets are kind of fun because of Bo Welch, who helped with a lot of Tim Burton Productions. But aside from that I have nothing. Terrible movie, stay away
Fur TV (2008)
Why is this show so obscure, I love it!
This show is absolutely hilarious! I'm disappointed that it's only one season long. Don't get me wrong it's not for everyone. It can be very dirty and crazy, a bit like South Park. But if that's your style of humor this is a must see. The three puppets bounce off each other brilliantly especially Mervin and Fat Ed because Fat Ed absolutely hates Mervin. The comedy is very low brow but that's kind of the point. Its up to you if you like that humor or not. Me personally I laughed my ass off!
The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! (2012)
Hilarious, creative movie. Very underated
I watched this movie during my night shift (yeah security wise nothing really happens at night) and I had a great time. I'm a big Aardman fan, I love Wallace and Gromit, Chicken run and even their more obscure stuff like Angry kid. I can safely say this is just as good as all the stuff I just mentioned. The wit, creativity, flawless animation and fun make this definitely one to at least check out. Not many people talk about this movie so that's why I'm writing this review. Do yourself a favor, if you're a Aardman fan like myself give this a watch. You won't be disappointed
Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale (2006)
This is the worst animated movie I have ever seen in my entire life!
Omg where do I begin.First of all the animation looks like it was done by a high school student on drugs.Nothing in this film looks finished and everything just looks clunky and awkward.Oh and the characters.Every single character in this movie is completely unlikable especially Walt who by the way is supposed to be cute.He's disrespectful,selfish,stupid,a horrible liar,lazy and we're supposed to find him adorable but really we just wanna punch him in his poorly rendered face.All the other characters suck too.His mom for example just lets Walt leave his home possibly forever without even thinking about it.Worst.Parent.Ever and the spiders are meant to be like his moral teachers but they treat everyone around them horribly even Walt.Also there's so many weird things in this movie you'll wonder if the people who made this were on drugs.For example when Walt and his unlikable friends decide to spend the night in a motel room owned by aliens the mother alien tells them not to turn on the T.V,the snake turns it on anyway and it turns into a monster and tries to eat them.Yeah you just read that right.Also the plot is stupid too.A snake takes Walt to Viperwood and tries to make him a star.After it's been clearly shown that the snake is a bad person Walt decides to stick with him anyway because he's so desperate for fame.This is meant to be our protagonist people.By the end of the film we found out the only reason he wanted Walt was because he wanted to slaughter him and make sausages out of him.Why didn't he just bring him to the slaughter house in the first place then?This movie tries to teach kids not to lie but the moral is executed so badly it will just confuse them.Overall that's all I think I need to say about this miserable piece of filth but I don't want to keep you reading too long.This really is the worst animated film I have ever seen,hands down no comparison, and I beg you not to watch it because I really don't want you to waste your time
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
When did Wonderland turn into Narnia?
the whole point of the Lewis Carroll novel and the animated Disney film is that wonderland is a world where there is no logic,no rules and basically almost everyone is insane,In this movie there is an underground rebellion lead by the white queen to defeat the extremely fake looking red queen,obviously there is a lot of order and control.Not only is this a total slap in the face to the original source material it also in a way dumbs it down.Because the original novel made you think about what weird stuff really means and how crazy everything is,but this is just a clique,poorly done Narnia style,mainstream piece of garbage.If you want to know what wonderland is really like read the novel or watch the animated movie and just ignore this soulless sell-out.Also why does the mad hater look the the joker's gay brother?
Wan pisu firumu: sutorongu warudo (2009)
By far the best One Piece film
the is really the best,don't get me wrong i enjoyed the others but this one truly takes the cake!First of all let me get this out of the way the animation is beautiful,especially on the animals and on the facial expressions.Sometimes just by looking at a characters face you can tell exactly what they're thinking.But i truly like it for the plot and characters(especially Nami who really shined in this one)what i mean is the way the characters personalities are portrayed,like for example when Luffy got that message from Nami he true a fit simply because she says they can't beat Shiki.Another example is the scene where Nami was to chose between selling her mind and body to Shiki or see her hometown perish.Again you could tell exactly what she was thinking.not to mention the plot is very original and thought provoking,not to mention by the way the others where original too,but the problem with them was the plot rarely focused completely on the straw-hats.Where as here it has everything to do with them.Bottom line those are the main reason why this one is my personal favourite.10/10
Sonic X (2003)
If you though that Sonic Underground was bad,wait till you see this
This is the worst sonic show.sure the first episode was awesome but after that don't even bother.I mean it's obviously a complete rip-off of E.T,but it's not just that.The human characters are mind-numbingly boring especially Chris.I swear he has no personality,not to mention he's a completely unlikeable character too and another thing.Poor Sonic looks bored out of his hedgehog brains,I mean why do you think he always sleeps in this show.Because he has nothing better to do,might as well take a nap or 5.You'd think that be bad enough,but no it gets worst.After they complete the first two seasons they then completely rip off Star Trek.why?also the animation at points is really choppy,like a character could look cool in one shot but in the next look like it's melted,so basically it is a really lame show,if you want to see at least a descent Sonic show try Sonic SatAM.Aside from that do yourself a favor and skip this one
The Ringer (2005)
WOW,this movie is very under-rated
Okay firstly I'd like to say this.The movie is not making fun of mentally disabled people at all,it is actually the opposite.It is showing In a lot of sences how we should'nt prejudge mentally disabled people.At the start it does seem that it's making fun of them,since the main character was trying to act like one but instead just acted like a complete idiot.but over a while he learns that there is a lot more to them.So that just cleans everything up in a nutshell.Now as for the movie,it is in a way a bit cliché.but then again nearly all sports movies are like that.But what I really was not expecting is that ending,I'm not gonna dare spoil it for you.As for the comedy,well it is preatty good at points,like the church scene,that was awesome and maybe the scene where they try to train Johny in weird ways.If thats not a homage to Jackass I don't know what is.It is also really nice at times too.Like how Johny bonded with the contestants over the lenght of the movie.So basically give this movie a go,you may be pleasantly surprised how truly under-rated it is